I’m all for New Zealand giving tobacco a kicking – but don’t criminalise smoking | Eleanor Margolis

Making substances illegal has never worked, simply because it fails to address the reasons why people use them

I once lived with a militant vegetarian who had grown up near an abattoir. With a thousand-yard stare, he'd talk about how its bloody runoff would seep into his local playground. He hadn't touched meat since those days. You often hear this sort of thing from vegetarians and vegans: that if you looked at what went on inside (or even outside) a slaughterhouse, you'd switch to Quorn full-time. In a similar vein, if you want to quit smoking, I recommend watching someone go through lung cancer.

I could never look someone in the eye and tell them smoking isn't both immensely pleasurable and cool-looking. What I would say is this: my mum was diagnosed with lung cancer in 2017. Over just a few months I watched her shrivel, become obscured by tangles of medical tubing, and begin to suffocate to death as her lungs filled with fluid. She died that same year, and it was a relief to know that her unimaginable suffering was over. I apologise if this description has either put a damper on your next fag break, or stressed you into taking a fag break when you didn't even have one planned. As a former smoker, I can understand either scenario.

Eleanor Margolis is a columnist for the i newspaper and Diva