This FF7 Buster Sword clock prevents you from casting snooze
by Jay Peters from The Verge - All Posts on (#5Y7VM)
The alarm clock looks cool, but it's missing a very important button. | Image: Square Enix (with minor edits by Mitchell Clark / The Verge)
Are a Final Fantasy VII fan? Tired of oversleeping? Don't want to use your phone as an alarm lest you get sucked into doomscrolling? Well, do I ever have the solution for you: a standalone digital clock fashioned after Final Fantasy VII's iconic Buster Sword.
The miniature replica of Cloud Strife's ridiculously large sword - specifically, the version in Final Fantasy VII Remake - is set at an angle reminiscent of how you see it on the game's main menu screen. The time is illuminated prominently thanks to a display on the sword's blade, and the materia near the hilt light up, too.
Image: Square Enix A closer look at the clock. Wonder what materia those are.