I’m sure you’re shocked to find out Mel Kiper isn’t vaccinated
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#5YAV7)
If I had to put a face to the unvaccinated, it would probably look like Mel Kiper Jr.'s. I can't really tell you why, because it's not like he's been even the most outspoken at ESPN about being a dingus. But there's something about his mush...the fact that it looks like he's never smiled, and if he has he's been sore...