Baseball is for lovers
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#633GB)
The joke used to be that you were supposed to think of baseball to un-horny yourself. When you needed to prolong proceedings to a length of time that wouldn't be embarrassing or possibly even to one acceptable to both (or more?) parties. Think of every third baseman in the National League in 1991 and you can stave off...