Apparently, people will say anything after a couple glasses of Sav Blanc
by Sean Beckwith from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#63YDZ)
Even though the NBA season is about a month away, it still feels excessive to write about Ben Simmons. He never plays basketball outside of (I'm assuming) heavily edited Instagram videos, and yet he's still in the public discussion. He could've had all his basketball skills drained from his body by a Nerdluck, and...