I implore young parents, please let me look after your child! | Jack Vening

As long as you can guarantee I won't be stuck with them indefinitely, then saddle up, buckaroo

Here's a pitch for new parents I'm working on: please let me hang out with your baby. Wait, come back!

It's not easy to phrase this without sounding like the kind of person someone might one day do an investigative podcast about, but it's my strong belief that new parents should be forced to let their friends, and specifically me, look after their children.