From jungles to bras, Tory sleaze is lurking | Stewart Lee

As Matt Hancock and Michelle Mone are proving, the pandemic was just one big payday for the Conservatives

For the corrupt Tories and their opportunistic friends, the double whammy of Brexit and the pandemic has been a cash handout bonanza, the clatter of fruit machine payouts drowning the lamentations of millions of mourners. Handsy Matt Handcock even got a 400,000 cow's anus-noshing, sin-eating television appearance out of his role in the racket.

At least it isn't as offensive as Handcock's last reality TV special, where he touched that woman's bum in an office with his two hands when the rest of us weren't even allowed to wave to Grandma through a window or go to her subsequent funeral. But it is disrespectful to a dead cow, an animal that is sacred to the Hindu, for example, to have its anus eaten by Handcock.

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