The Eagles must be a tool of the devil
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#68BA4)
You don't need me to tell you that the Philadelphia Eagles, and really anything from the city of Philadelphia as a whole, are evil. The loudest guy in your office? Almost certainly from Philly, or Delaware at best. That girl you know who has a habit of puking on your shoes? Grew up on the SEPTA, where she honed her...