Grrl Power #1126 – Don’t tug on Maxima’s hair…

Salesgirl: Hello and welcome to SuperMart, how can I help you?
Maxima: Yes, I need a hair tie that can withstand at least 300 gravities.
Salesgirl: I see. Can your hair withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: It can.
Salesgirl: Goodness. I don't suppose you need a hairbrush that can withstand hair that can withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: Huh, I hadn't thought about that. Sure, why not?
Salesgirl: And perhaps some hairspray with similar characteristics?
Maxima: My question is how would you get that out of your hair?
Salesgirl: I... hmm. I have no idea. It's mostly a mix of epoxy and kevlar. I suppose there might be a solvent?
Maxima: I think that kind of solvent would work equally well on the hair itself.
Salesgirl: Yes, perhaps that would be something you would give as a gift first. To a mortal enemy. Anything else you might need? Perhaps a bra that can withstand 300 gravities?
Maxima: There's no way a bra like that would be comfortable.
Salesgirl: It is technically a tungsten titanium alloy form-fitted cuirass.
Maxima: Well I suppose you wouldn't have to worry about casual jiggles* while going down the stairs in that.
Salesgirl: You do not.
Maxima: I also can't decide if that would be easier or harder for your boyfriend to get off of you while en route to second base.
Salesgirl: That would depend on whether or not he is equipped with metal shears.

*NSFW link, if you somehow didn't guess that from context.

The January Vote Incentive is up! Time for the quarterly fashion show that Anvil puts Maxima through. Can you detect the theme?

Variant outfits and lack thereof over at Patreon.

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