The fans Rob Manfred is trying to service are prudes
by Sean Beckwith from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#6AA59)
This year's MLB Opening Day feels different than recent iterations because the media doesn't have (most of) its usual talking points to complain about. The rule changes are going to shorten the games, discontinue the dialog about shifts, and provide baserunners with throw pillows to slide into. Yay! Now, if we can...