Every anxiety dream I’ve ever had – ranked! | Alice Tovey

From self-cannibalism to spilling tomato sauce down my wedding dress, my nightmares are trying to keep me real

Just what is the function of a recurring nightmare? Why am I forever doomed to be nude in different workplaces? Are these fantasies constructed to rehearse for the play of your life? Or are they, as I suspect, a way for your brain to chop down the tall poppy of your psyche?

Maybe my brain worms are just trying to get me to keep it real.