Yes, I do take my pillow with me on holiday. And I’m very happy with my life choices, thank you very much

Sneer all you like, but everyone needs a few home comforts when travelling. And it's not as if I'm taking my favourite mug

Another year, another survey (by M&S bank this time) of the stuff British people insist on taking on holiday. None can beat my mother's friend who travelled to China for a fortnight with an entire suitcase filled with Ginger Nuts, but honestly, what weirdos take a water filter jug (4%), anti-bacterial spray (30%) and air freshener (9%)? What of spontaneity and seeing where the wind takes you, home fragrance and bacteria-wise?

No, I'm sorry I can't keep this pretence up. For a start, the 43% who bring their own teabags are entirely correct, especially if they are heading abroad. No one should face the morning with only Lipton Yellow or whatever brown, pumpkin-spiced water America is calling tea" this year. Slippers (36%): yes, of course, because cosiness is high on the holiday checklist. Your favourite mug" (10%): well, I'm torn on this one. It is a truth universally acknowledged that all holiday accommodation expects you to drink out of a thimble, like a tiny Beatrix Potter dormouse, but what kind of reckless fool risks their favourite mug in a suitcase? Third favourite I could get behind.