If Anthony Rizzo played hockey they’d put him in the Hall of Fame
by Sam Fels from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#6DJ2X)
You've probably heard that Anthony Rizzo hasn't been able to hit the baseball much farther than he can piss lately. Mostly because whatever the New York Yankees' problems are becomes everyone else's problem, given that most baseball media still think we give a shit what goes on in the Boogie Down. Why do I even know...