The Windsors are all about forgiving and forgetting – when it comes to Prince Andrew | Marina Hyde

Some royal rehabilitations are faster than others. The Duke of York's jaunt with Kate and Wills must have set a new record

Do all fusses" die down eventually, permitting the fussee to return to life largely as they knew it, while the public scratches its head and tries to recall precisely which scandal/multimillion dollar out-of-court settlement/Pizza Express branch it remembers them from? The question arises after the return of Prince Andrew to the royal tableau, driven last weekend by Prince William to church near Balmoral, where the Windsors are currently all gathered (with just the two notable exceptions). I must say I do think that William and Andrew missed a trick not doing carpool karaoke as they rocked up to Crathie Kirk, either to Take That's Back for Good, or the Gary Puckett and the Union Gap's jailbait classic Young Girl.

Even so, how fitting that this staged sighting should occur on the very weekend crowds of people descended on Scotland in the hope of spying the Loch Ness monster. You can imagine being there when the cry went up. Oh my God - there it is! Look - you can see its head and neck in the front seat, right next to Prince William! Quick, get a photo, even if friends" will later claim it's fake because its fingers aren't chubby enough.

Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist

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