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January's Globes ceremony menu goes big on sushi, which is neither in the shape of the awards, nor likely to soak up the booze. It's going to be carnage

Although at this point in December next year still feels a million miles away, it is time to start paying attention to 2024. For example, the Golden Globes are on 7 January and an army of people are beavering away to make the event happen.

This week, an announcement was made detailing what the Golden Globes guests would be eating. This one-of-a-kind culinary experience that redefines the traditional award show menu" turns out to be sushi. Nice sushi, admittedly, since the ceremony has roped in Nobu to make dishes such as sashimi salad and assorted nigiri. But, barring plates of black cod miso, it's still just sushi.