Trump selling Bibles may be desperation – but that shouldn’t cheer anyone up | Arwa Mahdawi

Despite mockery, Trump has sold trading cards, sneakers, cologne and perfume - and manages to get the last laugh

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth and, of course, Donald John Trump. The former US president, as we all know, and as he has repeatedly told us, is God's gift to humanity. He's basically Jesus ... if Jesus were a blond sexual predator from Queens.