David Cameron: the Boy’s Own robot made of ham was nearly out-Foxed

Foreign secretary tried to deflect Fox News's dumb comment about how UK streets are taken over by pro-Hamas folks', but he can't please everyone

How much have you really engaged with David Cameron, since he became foreign secretary in November? I always get a discombobulating strobe effect, all the alternative futures that could have been: the not-Brexit, the not-Boris Johnson, the not-austerity and social fracturing, if it hadn't been for this rosy-face Duff Cooper in 21st-century fancy dress, and the incomprehensible number of people who didn't take one look at that face and run a mile. So I find him quite hard to look at.

As he does the American media rounds, talking Ukraine and Gaza to wingnuts (Fox News) and sensible centrists (CNN), the look he's going for is somewhat changed. You know what they say about America, that it went from barbarism to decadence without the intervening period of civilisation (no offence, Fox News!)