Why bother going on holiday when I can watch other people’s on TikTok? | Emma Beddington

I've discovered the perfect way to avoid the stress of travel, the mosquito bites and the overtourism. Plus, I can stay at home and tend my tomatoes while knowing I'm saving the planet

I haven't been on holiday this summer, but don't start tuning the tiny violins. I derive an unusual satisfaction from working when others aren't (burning martyr is my preferred summer fragrance) and I don't like change, or strange pillows. Plus, what would Susan, the pigeon who lives on our roof, and my bounteous crop of five unripe tomatoes do without me?

A summer holiday just doesn't appeal. Is that weird? It feels as if the climate crisis is killing the notion of summer as something to look forward to and holiday hotspots (literally) are losing their lustre, with Greek islands reaching fatal temperatures and Sicily stricken with catastrophic drought.