Meet the young Musketeers, our unelected overlords employed by ‘Doge’

Elon Musk's crew, most of whom can't rent a car without paying the under 25' fee, have access to our sensitive personal data

Say what you like about the Trump administration - it's got big balls. Unfortunately, I mean this quite literally: a 19-year-old called Edward Coristine, whose online history includes a LinkedIn account where he called himself bigballs", appears to be one of our unelected overlords.