What do young people really think about us oldies? I asked a few | Adrian Chiles

Why is the moral panic only ever about younger generations? It's time we heard what confuses or worries them about us

Every generation looks at the next generation, and the one after that, with bafflement and concern. There's probably a name for this phenomenon. That's not to say we (the olds) aren't right to be more worried than ever about what they (the young) are up to. There's a lot for us to be worried about and confused about in equal measure. The TV drama Adolescence got at this. Even having had its emojis and red pills - and emojis of red pills - patiently explained to me, I remain concerned and confused. Mainly confused. It's all decidedly mysterious - and not in a good, exciting way.

This intergenerational bewilderment seems only to work in one direction: down, rather than up. We flail around trying to make sense of what's going on with the young. If you are young, this is relevant to you, too, because you will soon be feeling like this about those coming up behind you. What I want to know is what, if anything, baffles the young about the old. Do they get together to express despair and confusion at the conduct of the olds? Is there stroking of chins, scratching and shaking of heads, as they ask: What's going on with elderly people today? I can hardly understand a thing they're saying. I don't know what's going to become of them, I'm sure."