As The Internet Laughs at Nick Cannon's Decision to Insure His Testicles, One Woman in His Inner Circle is Not Amused

For over a decade, Nick Cannon has been singlehandedly doing his part to populate the Earth, fathering 12 kids between the ages of 14 and 13 months. While we wouldn't blame you if you're over there thinking he should quit while he's ahead, the entertainer just made a move to protect what he calls his most valuable...