Article 6YFDF Grrl Power #1371 – People aren’t wearing enough astro-hats

Grrl Power #1371 – People aren’t wearing enough astro-hats

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DaveB
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General Faulk, I cannot believe you risked America's two most important defense assets on bloodsports and gambling! What do you have to say for yourself?"

What I have is access to a space ship. Do you have a space ship, Senator?"

Well, we can rent one from private industry..."

Can it travel 3,500 light years in two days?"

Not... currently..."

Two, holla holla, I got some space dolla!" (<-Paraphrased, as this something Faulk would never say.)

I see. And... what can we purchase with this space dolla'?"

Some magic space thing that will make your constituents happy enough to keep re-electing you until you are able to bleed the system dry and retire an incontinent, withered old husk. Like a space-sampo or... I don't know. Space racism."

Here is your medal, Faulk."

Aaand scene.

BTW, a sampo" is something that might only exist in one movie done by MST3K, called The Day the Earth Froze." It's one of those Russo-Finnish films (the original title is ," apparently pronounced SAM-po") where some witch kidnaps a girl, and the hero" and his blacksmith buddy who is the girl's... brother (?) sail off to rescue her. The hero basically does nothing, whereas the blacksmith makes a (living) horse that the hero rides around and clears some field of snakes, then the blacksmith, at the witches request, makes a sampo, which is a magic thing that makes gold and wheat, as I recall. Which is an odd combo for a magic item, but presumably the story was maybe from a legend originating from poor Russian peasants, or was made to entertain poor Russian peasants, and while most people would be fine with a thing that just spit out gold, a poor Russian peasant might almost be more interested in the wheat.

I'm not sure it ever was a proper Russian fairy tale, as if you google it, I think the first thing that comes up is the MST3K episode. So maybe it was just invented for that movie. But I thought I'd reference it in the above dialog, so the few people who get it before reading all this will feel special.

2025-kissu-96-t.jpgThe vote incentive is finally done!

The update to the TWC image is pretty minor, but thePatreon version has the bonus comic as well as nude versions. I will strive to make the next one more timely.

Double res versionwill be posted over atPatreon. Feel free to contribute as much as you like.

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