What if Jesus was a vlogger? The AI Bible stories flooding social media

Are these videos a sign of the times? Are they brainwashing me towards Christianity? Can scrolling deliver me salvation? Why can't I stop watching?

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Jesus walks through an emerald field holding a selfie stick. The first chords of Billie Eilish's Birds of a Feather rise like a prayer. OK besties so apparently I'm the chosen one, like full-blown save humanity arc," he cheeses. Love that for me." Jesus flicks his Jonathan Van Ness locks behind his ears.

The scene switches. He's still holding the selfie stick but now he's strolling through a dusty town. So I just told the squad I have to die and Peter literally tried to gaslight me. Like babes, don't be dramatic. This is the prophecy."