Microplastics are everywhere, even in human testicles. So will the patriarchy finally step in? | Van Badham

It's not the sisterhood busting your balls, fellas - it's the fossil fuel interests making money from the tonnes of synthetic garbage spewed on to the planet every day

There is plastic in your balls!

Surely this should be headline news every day until the news breaks that there is no longer plastic in your balls", accompanied by photographs of celebration parades and ecstatic couples kissing in the streets.