The taint bandaid has evolved into the taint zapper
Alternatively, you could call it a gooch taser. | Photo by Victoria Song / The VergeSix years ago, I first laid eyes upon the taint bandaid.
It was the first night of CES 2020. In a corner of the inaugural CES Unveiled showcase, there was a lonely booth. Upon a sparse table lay a mannequin with its smooth Ken doll gooch exposed. In that valley of white plastic was a crude bandage. Next to the mannequin was a laptop running a slideshow about premature ejaculation. On one slide, a couple in black and white sits disgruntled. The woman has her arms crossed, displeased. The man sits despairingly with his head in his hands. This particular slide's accompanying text read "Premature ejaculation is the #1 male sexual dysfunction."
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