With Venezuela, Trump has achieved his dream of making his own 80s action movie

Given his rise during the ego joyride of the 1980s, it's no shock that Trump's foreign policy is to emulate that decade's belligerent cinema

The box office barnstormer of 2026 arrived early this year. A sleazy banana-republic dictator flooding the American streets with blow. The over-the-border Delta Force extraction squad sent to pluck this schmo out of his impregnable fortress. The bronzed tough-talker who's firing an RPG up the tailpipe of the international rules-based order - but who gets the job done. Call it: Caracas Thunder.

Sounds like a bit of a throwback, you might be thinking. But, judging by his press conference after the US military's abduction of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro, Donald Trump seemed to have finally achieved his dream of directing his own 80s action movie.