Cranky Old Man Colorfully Recounts His Hellish Day Golfing With Alice Cooper

Adventures in Sacred Cows created a very amusing animation featuring a cranky old man colorfully recounting, to the best of his recollection, what happened on his hellish day playing golf with Alice Cooper in 2006.

Yeah, I went golfing with that Alice Cooper back in the summer of 2006. Welcome to my nightmare. He's pure evil, I tells you. My point, and I do have one, is he needs to steer clear of the damn links.

The man was also a bit taken aback by Cooper's macabre look, attitude, actions, and choice of vehicle.

The eyeliner was more than a little distressing. He arrived at the first tee 5 minutes late. And in a winged golf cart, trailing a cloud of reaper smoke thicker than the president's cankles.... Then things really went to hell. His sinister eyes burned like inferno coals. His golf clubs attacked me. Good lord, it was awful, I tell you. And then he summoned up the goddamn devil.

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