The Oscars feel silly in an era of endless crisis. But film still matters | Dave Schilling

It's hard to be transported by the glitz and glamour when it's constantly overshadowed by some white-hot new horror

It's been a full decade now since I attended the Academy Awards ceremony for this very same publication, and chat, I am feeling, like, totally cooked. I'm so unc'd, it's cringe, fam.

The article was titled My first Oscars", which is a terribly presumptuous statement, because it assumes there will be a second or a third. Despite my best efforts, it remains my only Oscars. I reread the piece to prepare to once again write about the Academy Awards for the Guardian, and I was shocked by how mundane the whole experience came across on the page. As befitting the much younger, more crass version of myself, there was a lot of eyerolling and snark about how soulless the event was. Also, I wouldn't stop talking about seeing Gary Busey.

Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist