Behold, another second coming. But this one is Donald Trump – WAY BETTER than that Jesus guy | Marina Hyde

The Middle East on fire, a spat with the pope - and he posts himself as Potus Almighty. Will his disciples now see that their messiah has feet of clay?

You hear such a lot from Maga Republicans about how liberals think Trump voters are stupid. But not nearly enough about the far more salient point: that Donald Trump thinks Trump voters are stupid. Naturally, nobody deplores his own people as passionately as a populist, but even by those exacting historical standards Trump really does regard his supporters as a honking great throng of halfwits. How else to explain his seemingly retrofitted claim yesterday that the AI picture he posted of himself as Jesus was me as a doctor". Er, no. After it incensed leading figures in the Christian right, which makes up a large part of his voter base, the US president later deleted it, lamenting of these idiots that he didn't want anybody to be confused. People were confused." Yeah, people are stoopid.

Alas, as you've no doubt seen, controversy still attends this image Trump shared on his Truth Social/True Sociopath platform. It depicts Trump in Jesus robes and holding a glowing orb of something - presumably heavenly light or radioactive material he omitted to tell Congress about - which he is transmitting restoratively into the forehead of some midwestern Lazarus. I'm sure we'd all love to know how the AI prompt for it could be show me Donald Trump as a doctor", or indeed how the LLM of choice would react when called out on its subsequent error. You're right - I overstated that. I shouldn't have implied the US president is a benign deity who can raise the dead. To clarify - he's a malignant narcissist and a tumour on the world. Thanks for catching that."