Netflix announces good new show with bad new poem

I do not like the Netflix rhyme, I do not like it any time

The good news: Netflix is producing a thirteen-part animated series based on Dr Seuss' classic kids book "Green Eggs and Ham". It'll be produced by Ellen DeGeneres, and air in 2018. The company had the charming idea of announcing this fact to reporters with a Dr Seuss-style poem.

The bad news: The poem is terrible. Our best guess is that it was written by one person with a sense of scansion, and then edited by four other people who don't know what a "syllable" is. Take a look, but any English graduates beware. This thing will haunt you at night.

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