The Three-SPOILER Problem

You put on your V-suit and log in.

You stand on a desolate plain. Before you rises a great pyramid, standing like a tall mountain in the first glimmers of dawn. At its base there is a small door, standing open, and the light from the space beyond spills onto the sandy ground. The light dims as a stranger comes to stand in the doorway, then brightens as he passes through.

He approaches you, and says...what?

At least here in the game you don't have to ROT-13 your spoilers.

ETA Extra credit points to Steve Wright @81 with "I am the very model of a modern Trisolarian"!