Amazon sells reasonably-priced towel set for $800 billion

Is bathroom item's 12-figure price tag an administrative error - or evidence of 'the best towel ever made'?

Ever thought that stepping out of the shower and drying yourself on $100 dollar bills might be just a little too ostentatious? Ever wanted to bathe in liquid gold but didn't want to be judged in times of global austerity?

Well, never fear, for Amazon is selling a $800bn towel set, or $796bn, to be fair (521bn). We're guessing that stockists Portlight have made a fat-fingers keyboard mistake, or someone at the company has a very, um, dry sense of humour.