Six (scientifically approved) tips to make your man fall for you | Dean Burnett

Glamour magazine's US edition recently published tips for women who wanted to make a man fall for them. These were roundly criticised for being ridiculous. Is this because they weren't scientifically valid? Probably not, but here are some that are, just in case

Are you a woman? Do you have a male partner? Is this male partner not so much an individual human being, with all the nuances and complexity that would imply, but more of a self-propelled bag of crude stereotypes with a permanent erection? And do you, as a woman, want to forgo any hope of a career or life of your own in order to spend all your time wooing this creature, rather than doing the merciful thing and help end its undoubtedly horrific existence?

If this all applies to you, then you may have read the recent article from US Glamour magazine, which gave many tips for how to make a man fall (even more) in love with you. Unfortunately, the tips provided have been widely condemned as sexist, old-fashioned, incredibly naive and just plain ridiculous. But you know what's not ridiculous? Science!