Scientists get tool to mark online climate science media coverage and it's not a rusty teaspoon

New project has already scored the "scientific credibility" of climate science stories on CNN, New York Times, Wall Street Journal, The Guardian and Daily Telegraph

What kind of impulses might rush through climate scientists' minds as they scroll through some of the gumph that gets written on climate change?

Perhaps partaking of a violent act at the expense of a computer monitor after reading how they're only carrying on this atmospheric physics hoax to maintain the gargantuan salaries that they don't get?