Google Creates a New Artificial Body Part to Give Users More Places to Strap Gadgets Onto

An Onion News Network report has revealed The Flange, a new artificial body part created by Google that gives users more places where they can strap devices and gadgets.

Google engineer Erika Breinig told The Onion,

The Flange could hold up to $1,500 worth of Google or Android brand watches and phones, and that doesn't include whatever new gadgets we come up with, like a device that tracks how often you sleep on your stomach or something.