WHAT IF: Hermione made Harry and Ron do their own goddamned homework?
by Cory Doctorow from on (#R5S3)
Anyone who's paid close attention knows that the series should really be called "Hermoine Granger and the Repeated Rescue of the Lazy, Glory-Hogging Boys," but as usual, Mallory Ortberg (previously) brings it all home with some scathing and witty fanfic: (more")