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Put the $26 million in the bag Video Hands up who wants to watch a CEO's mask of sanity crack. OK, roll the tape.…

Guessing the admin password is cool. Using it, even for good, is dangerous On Call It’s always twelve o’clock somewhere, the saying goes, but Friday comes around but once a week and only this day does The Register offer a fresh instalment of On Call, our reader-contributed tales of tech support torture and turmoil.…

Japan's Toyota, Honda, and Nissan, are already pondering what it takes to make a MoonMobile Hyundai Motor Group announced on Thursday that it has begun building a lunar exploration rover in partnership with major Korean research institutes, and hopes to launch it to the moon in 2027.…

Assures advertisers 'guardrails' will stop anything bad from happening With the rise of ChatGPT, Bing Chat, and Google's Bard, generative AI is seemingly inescapable, and it will soon power many of the ads you see on the internet.…

LinuxONE servers come to the Big Blue cloud IBM has taken a longer-than-usual stride towards making its proprietary hardware platforms cloudier, by offering bare metal LinuxONE boxes in the big blue cloud.…

Compares three-year development push to a famous battle that saw Communist forces triumph Huawei has announced it created a homegrown ERP in just three years, and that the app now runs its entire business flawlessly.…

Boffins warn of risks from chatbot model that, Dunning–Kruger style, fails to catch its own bad advice ChatGPT, OpenAI's large language model for chatbots, not only produces mostly insecure code but also fails to alert users to its inadequacies despite being capable of pointing out its shortcomings.…

Has found no evidence of alien tech or objects that defy the known laws of physics The Pentagon's recently-established All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) - set up to investigate unidentified flying objects - has not found any evidence of aliens in its analysis, its director has said.…

Great minds in tech come together to solve hard problems – such as, why did anyone think Bard was a good name? Google Brain and DeepMind are merging to form a new unit named, predictably enough, Google DeepMind to accelerate the development of general AI, Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai argued on Thursday. …

You may be all a Flutter over the installer Ubuntu 23.04, codenamed Lunar Lobster, has crawled out of beta and onto public release today.…

Martin, for it is him, tells El Reg: 'We've looked around for a real LLM-powered chatbot' Just because you're banned from the pharmaceutical industry for life, that doesn't mean you can't launch a medical chatbot to dispense advice.…

It's better than a one-way trip to the Graveyard Google might have a history of killing useful products, but its Fi mobile service has survived seven years and, as of today, a third rebranding.…

It’s not the caching. There’s no way it’s the caching. It was the caching Final update Microsoft is investigating an issue that is keeping some users from being able to fully use the Microsoft 365 cloud service and Teams admin centers on Thursday.…

Plus: Musk threatens lawsuit, claims Redmond trained models 'illegally using Twitter data' Opinion "Is Elon on crack? I'm not paying $42K PER MONTH for Twitter API access." These were the words of a Reddit user last night when it emerged that this was indeed the starting price for any more than zero pull requests on the "cheap" tier. Microsoft also swiftly erased Twitter access from its Ads platform with CEO Elon Musk then threatening to sue it for training "illegally using Twitter data."…

It'll also give staff career advice Keeping up with the must-have trend of 2023, Oracle has sprinkled a smattering of "AI" across its human capital and supply chain management applications.…

'Rapid unscheduled disassembly' could apply to much of Musk's world SpaceX's second attempt at getting the combined Starship and Super Heavy booster to orbit got further than its try earlier this week. That said, the two stages failed to separate, leading to yet another explosive end for a Starship flight.…

Admits criminals accessed 4% of servers from March 22 until it spotted them at month-end Business process outsourcing and tech services player Capita says there is proof that some customer data was scooped up by cyber baddies that broke into its systems late last month.…

The world's largest semiconductor contract manufacturer isn't immune to ongoing chip slump TSMC has posted mixed results for calendar Q1, representing a fall in revenue when reported in US dollars, although some analysts say the company exceeded lowered expectations in the current economic climate.…

Threat hunters traced it back to malware-laced Trading Technologies' software The supply-chain attack against 3CX last month was caused by an earlier supply-chain compromise of a different software firm — Trading Technologies — according to Mandiant, whose consulting crew was hired by 3CX to help the VoIP biz investigate the intrusion.…

Would you trust your life to the current generation of AIs? Yeah, we wouldn't either Comment Would you trust your life to an artificial intelligence?…

Faster GPUs don't mean much if you've got a network bottleneck Broadcom is aiming to capitalize on the AI-arms race with a switch chip tuned for large GPU clusters.…

There's a cost, and operators are worried it will fall on them As part of its 2035 energy targets, the EU wants the heating and cooling sector to be carbon-neutral, using renewable sources including waste heat from datacenters. Germany has gone even further and tried to mandate this with targets. How's it going?…

Are you still so keen to have generative AI write your emails, sales proposals, blog posts ... ? Problematic, racist, and pornographic web content is seemingly being used to train Google's large language models, despite efforts to filter out that strata of toxic and harmful text.…

The union doesn't fsck around Euro leaders officially opened the European Centre for Algorithmic Transparency (ECAT) on Tuesday, an institution that will support the regulation of social media and search algorithms. …

But Dr Rachid Yazami, one of the key minds behind lithium-ion batteries, thinks this could be hot air The world’s top EV battery maker, China's Contemporary Amperex Technology Co. Limited (CATL), announced on Wednesday a battery it believes boasts sufficient energy density to power electric airplanes.…

Felt it was on the right side of the law when shipping seven million drives worth $1.1 billion. Oops The United States Department of Commerce has fined Seagate $300 million for selling disk drives to Huawei, despite the Chinese company’s presence on its list of entities to which certain products can’t be sold without first securing a license.…

$730 million plan includes secure quantum comms, the sort of thing you need when you live next door to China India’s government has signed off on a ₹6003.65 crore ($730 million) plan to make the nation a quantum computing and communications power by the year 2031.…

Coughs up $725 million to settle class action that covers 244 million users In 2018, Facebook was sued multiple times for allegedly selling access to account holder data, contrary to privacy commitments.…

'Does have a somewhat Lapsus$ish feel' we're told The Medusa ransomware gang has put online what it claims is a massive leak of internal Microsoft materials, including Bing and Cortana source code.…

Chocolate Factory can afford some staples now, or? Six years after a jury decided otherwise, Google has convinced an appeals court to reverse a $20 million judgment against the web giant after Chrome infringed some patents.…

They give off less UV, but more is absorbed by their planets’ atmospheres, boffins tell life hunters Scientists hoping to narrow down the hunt for life outside of our solar system have hit on an indicator that may guide the search: metal.…

NSO and others are still out there, but pariahs find it hard to do business Analysis Israeli spyware shop QuaDream is reportedly shutting down due to financial troubles.…

Zuck's 'Year of Efficiency' starts with saving time not learning coworkers' names in case they're booted Meta Platforms began another round of layoffs on Wednesday, focused largely on employees in technical roles.…

When it rains, it pours, huh, Pat? Unhappy that IBM licensed chip-making know-how to Intel and foundry upstart Rapidus, GlobalFoundries today said it is suing Big Blue.…

Meanwhile, available data suggests biggest spenders have largely stayed away from Twitter 2.0, er... X Corp Updated Elon Musk took to the stage at an advertising conference yesterday to try to reassure attendees that Twitter was a safe place to serve ads, while also warning the biz won't bow to pressure from advertisers who want to dictate its behavior.…

A bot shows up to help with a problem. Hopefully that's not two problems now Australian collaborationware slinger Atlassian has licensed OpenAI's tech and sprinkled generative AI functionality on its flagship products.…

Publishing provenance possibly prevents problems Developers who use GitHub Actions to build software packages for the npm registry can now add a command flag that will publish details about the code's origin.…

A year after Europe, two years after Korea ... but it's all because of this CMA probe The UK's Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) says Google has promised to allow developers in the country to use alternative payment options after investigating the tech giant's control over Google Play in-app purchases.…

Now here's Bill with the weather Do you know your APT28 from your Fancy Bear? Your Pawn Storm from your Swallowtail? Your IRON TWILIGHT from your SNAKEMACKEREL? If you said yes, GTFO because they are all allegedly the same thing.…

OVH joins AWS, Microsoft and others in saying customer deals not dead... they're just resting OVH has clipped financial targets to reflect the slowdown in growth rates across the sector already noted by rivals including AWS, Microsoft and Google, pointing the finger of blame at customers postponing projects.…

Dutch lithography giant doesn't see China curbs affecting business either While some in the semiconductor market are struggling, ASML, which produces chipmaking gear, has beaten its guidance for the first quarter as demand for its products exceeds capacity. The company also said it is still awaiting guidance on curbing sales to China.…

Deal done as UK.gov negotiates new £12 billion framework The UK’s Department for Work and Pensions has awarded reseller Softcat a contract worth £249.7 million ($310 million) for a variety of Microsoft software.…

Weather forecasting mission to end on April, but Aeolus-2 is on the drawing board The European Space Agency will destroy its Aeolus wind-measuring satellite by sending it hurtling back into Earth's atmosphere with its remaining fuel shortly after it reaches the end of its mission on April 30. …

Revenues one third of 2018 peak as US and UK sanctions weigh heavy on Chinese biz Huawei’s latest financial results for UK operations bear the claw marks of devastating multi-year sanctions levied against it by the US government and the British administration’s efforts to expunge the Chinese vendor’s kit from local 5G networks.…

Unfortunately... Drivers the length of Great Britain will sympathize with residents of Canning Town in London who, until Sunday, were believed to host the deepest pothole in the country.…

Sundiver spacecraft could snap the first surface pics using solar lens It's time to stop hemming and hawing about the monetary and temporal costs of exploring the outer solar system and beyond, say an international group of boffins. We've all the materials we need to do it faster and cheaper by combining modern smallsats with solar sails, and the end result could be actual photographs of exoplanets.…

If all goes well, Europe will double its market share in a decade The European Union has finalized a €43 billion bid to bolster domestic semiconductor production.…

Is this the way to take China’s title as top tech manufacturer? Maybe yes, maybe no The World Trade Organisation (WTO) has delivered a damning verdict on India’s tech import tariffs, ruling they’re out of order and must end.…

vCentre will go straight to GA while vSphere still does a two-step tango VMware has debuted the first major update to version 8 of its flagship vSphere suite and tweaked the product release cycle for future releases.…

Manufacturer’s close ties to China match the party position, perhaps not the public mood Terry Gou, the founder and former CEO of Taiwanese contract manufacturing titan Hon Hai Precision Industry (aka Foxconn) is making a second attempt to become president and therefore head of state of the democracy.…