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Experimental orbital datacenter prototype puts its TPU to work producing poetry

Labeled in black on black - controls for a galactic hyper-hearse or ill-advised Windows theme?

A lot of software engineers feel bleak about the future of the profession

London's Oxford Street signage shows its underwear to passing tourists

How a $6.9B bet on Mellanox made Nvidia bigger than Cisco, and the world's most valuable company to boot

Blame plunging prices on tokens

How the Uber-bound delivery giant tuned its mobile networking stack to cut latency

n0n-existent security

$220 million? For all of you? Yeah, we can probably dig that up ...

Claudeshop fingers 'malicious actor' in targeted supply-chain attack on Cursor

Whew! Only kidding, here I am

Combining the NetBSD kernel with the Alpine Linux userland

Agency only looking for information, but reentry countdown ticking for veteran space telescope

Rust guru rejiggers web app reactivity for potentially speedier page loading

Snoops 'likely still' have access to US government-affiliated network

Canonical has a long way to catch up, but it knows who it's chasing

DoE-backed consortium hoping to scale, says orgs can apply to become, literally, part of BattMan

Auditors have flagged similar security failures since 2014

Big Red says AI units will add to subscriptions, as it juggles $90BN-plus capex, mounting debt and a $225BN revenue goal for 2030

PARTNER CONTENT: Michael Stonebraker and Bruce Momjian on why enterprise AI needs a database that no one controls, and what PostgreSQL 19 says about the road ahead

Officials confirm this week's tax deadlines extended to November as a result

What's even better than Rust in the Linux kernel? Rust in systemd!

Hopefully without disintegrating SRB nozzles

Some adults may not need to prove it, but many will

'The workflow automatically is triggered within a second, and if the workflow is indeed vulnerable, then the attack is executed successfully'

Core developers avoid AI coding assistants, while community contributors face disclosure and review rules

A new Pi Zero 3 W and Pi 4 Model A seen lurking in the repository

Attachments in New Outlook come undone thanks to Windows' fundamental interconnectedness of things

Once more, with feeling: 'First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you'

Cursing in login credentials can help keep the bad guys out, but not when the rest of your security is BS

PARTNER CONTENT: HPE Alletra MP X10000 cache offload delivers up to 20* faster time to first token in testing validated by Kamiwaza. Apparently, remembering things beats calculating them again.

Undercutting Claude on price ahead of Anthropic's IPO

2026 ED138 is way out beyond Neptune and perhaps the smallest known object of its type

Because, sigh, AI

That's a problem, cos it just spent $51 billion on infrastructure and still needs to rent compute from others to run its cloud

The AI medical assistant is still being tested. Now the space boffins want to give it hands

Why give people tests that AI aces?

Attackers probe another EBS bug, and ShinyHunters' PeopleSoft 0-day turns out to involve three vulns

Focus more on what matters, please, like creating useful software and accomplishing company goals

Re-architects site to cope with AI slop-pocalypse

Artem Stryzhak joined both gangs, which targeted businesses and a hospital during the pandemic

All Things Open Talk provided lessons in how not to upgrade a software package

Greenhouse gas output has risen dramatically since the company promised to become carbon-negative by 2030

Defense Intelligence Agency space report includes a rare orbital snap of the Chinese craft, and it looks rather familiar

Report accuses corp of getting subsidies for its fabs from Oregon and New Mexico that deprive those states of vital funds

Project Quarry aims to provide a 'shared language' for evaluating agent behavior

Company chiefs believe the attackers could be the same as those who used ARTEX to breach South Korea's financial giants

El Reg takes a tour of a satellite nursery for customers thinking about de-risking dependence

Why waste time thinking of something useful to say when an app can leverage synergies for you?

Quake AI is developing APIs to let autonomous agents access its services more efficiently