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Oracle: AI agents can reason, decide and act - liability question remains
Fusion Agentic Applications promise autonomous enterprise decisions. Gartner urges caution Oracle says it's building a suite of AI agents binto its cloud-based enterprise applications, claiming they can make and execute decisions autonmomously within business processes. But analysts are urging caution given unresolved questions around data integration and liability....
Trump remembers to appoint science panel, fills it mostly with tech bros
Plus one actual physicist Donald Trump has named the first members of his President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology (PCAST), largely comprising Trump allies in the tech industry and one actual scientist....
OpenAI now gets to decide which type of product assassin it will become
AWS, Google, Broadcom, or Netscape? OpenAI on Wednesday announced the death of its controversial Sora video creation tool, just two days after publishing a guide on how to use it well....
Firefox 149 adds a free VPN and finally plays nice with Linux dialogs
In other browser news, Opera now caters to penguinista gamers Firefox 149 is here, and although we've already talked about one of the big new features on the way, the release version has some others that will be very welcome....
Microsoft and Nvidia claim AI can speed approval of new atomic plants
Effort includes permitting and planning Microsoft is working with Nvidia on nuclear power. Not to build it, but to offer AI-driven tools to deal with all the red tape, help with the design work, and optimize operations for nuclear projects....
NASA's lunar reboot is long on ambition, short on answers
Exactly how will astronauts get to and from that moonbase? Opinion NASA's Ignition presentation was heavy on space hardware, but light on details. Not least of which was how astronauts are supposed to get from Earth to its moonbase and back....
JetBrains shifts to agentic dev with Central, retires pair programming
Bye-bye Code With Me as company focuses on other areas Dev tooling biz JetBrains has previewed Central for agentic AI software development but will retire the Code With Me human pair programming feature....
Dell slims down business laptops, fattens up cooling and battery life
Pro line gets new naming convention and some serious upgrades Dell's upcoming 2026 commercial laptops won't leave recent buyers kicking themselves - but they do bring meaningful upgrades, including a thinner Pro 7, larger batteries, and improved thermals....
Windows 95 let installers trash its files then fixed the mess behind their backs
I'll just clear up that up, shall I? Microsoft veteran Raymond Chen has shared another nugget of Windows lore - what Windows 95 did when installers stomped on its system files....
HMRC hands £473M Fujitsu migration deal to AWS after competition melts away
Insiders say single-bidder process left little room for negotiation The UK's tax collection agency has awarded Amazon Web Services - the only remaining bidder - a contract worth nearly 500 million to migrate services from three Fujitsu-run datacenters and host them for up to a decade....
Samsung still glued to its bad habits with Galaxy S26 Ultra
Flagship phone scores 5/10 from iFixit as the parts that break most often remain firmly out of reach Samsung's Galaxy S26 Ultra has once again scored a middling 5/10 from iFixit, suggesting that while the company knows how to build a repairable phone, it still won't quite follow through....
Open source isn't a tip jar – it's time to charge for access
A handful thrive, most scrape by as companies make billions off their code Opinion Time and again, I see people begging for companies with deep pockets to fund open source projects. I mean, after all, they've made billions from this code. You'd think they could support the code's creators and maintainers. It would be only fair, right?...
YouTuber lands on Moon using a ZX Spectrum. Conditions apply
BASIC and bit-banging used to guide a simulated lander down to a virtual lunar touchdown Could Sinclair's 48k Sinclair ZX Spectrum land a spacecraft on the Moon? YouTuber Scott Manley decided to find out, and the answer is... kind of....
Nothing screams casual career pivot like joining the UK Ministry of Defence for a cool £162K
AI and quantum on to-do list for Chief Digital Technology Officer in charge of 140.7M budget. Fancy it? The UK's Ministry of Defence is looking for a new Chief Digital Technology Officer (CDTO) to take responsibility for a budget of 140.7 million ($188 million) and 400 staff....
Enterprise PCs are unreliable, unpatched, and unloved compared to Macs
Omnissa telemetry suggests business buyers are loving Apple and Google End-user compute vendor Omnissa, the company formed by the spin-out of VMware's virtual desktops, applications, and device management biz, has dug into the telemetry it collects from customers and painted a picture of the world's enterprise hardware fleet - and the news is better for Google and Apple than it is for Microsoft....
Apple pushes Maps ads in free training-wheels business bundle
Apple Business combines corporate device management offerings and a way to buy ads Apple has simplified its business services by combining and rebranding them, and is giving away the reformulated enterprise offering for free....
Alibaba delivers RISC-V server chip optimized to run China’s top AI models
Claims its set performance records but looks to be years behind western fare Alibaba has revealed a new server chip that it says is the most powerful processor ever to use the RISC-V instruction set....
HP stuffs OpenAI LLM into new laptops to make them either more useful at work, or a bit creepy
'HP IQ' can chat, share files, and record and summarize meetings You've heard the call of Apple Intelligence, jumped for joy over Google Gemini, and cuddled up with Microsoft Copilot. Now, get ready for HP IQ, a local AI and collaboration application HP Inc. hopes will make its business laptops stand apart....
AI-pilled Arm CEO teases mystery products that will turn it into a money machine
Breaking free of its IP licensing shackles Arm CEO Rene Haas took an ice-cold sip of the AI Kool-Aid during a keynote speech at the company's annual conference on Tuesday, teasing a future product that he thinks will pump the British chip designer's total addressable market (TAM) to $1 trillion by the end of the decade....
EFF has a new boss to lead the fight against privacy-sucking forces of doom
Cyber rights org retools for the days of AI and unrestrained government interview The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) on Tuesday appointed Nicole Ozer to succeed Cindy Cohn as the cyber rights group's executive director when Cohn departs this summer....
1K+ cloud environments infected following Trivy supply chain attack
Crims 'creating a snowball effect' across open source projects RSAC 2026 Thousands of organizations' cloud environments have been infected with secret-stealing malware as a result of the Trivy supply-chain attack last week, and now the crims that compromised the open source scanners are working with notorious extortion crews like Lapsus$....
Chemists concoct nail polish that lets clawed humans use touch screens
They still look goofy, but at least you might be able to use 'em like a stylus An undergraduate chemistry researcher has developed a nail polish formulation that will let people use their nails to tap away on touch screens....
LiteLLM loses game of Trivy pursuit, gets compromised
Python interface for LLMs infected with malware via polluted CI/CD pipeline Two versions of LiteLLM, an open source interface for accessing multiple large language models, have been removed from the Python Package Index (PyPI) following a supply chain attack that injected them with malicious credential-stealing code....
AI isn't killing jobs, it's 'unbundling' them into lower-paid chunks
Paper argues the real impact isn't job loss but narrowing human work and pay AI isn't killing jobs wholesale - it's quietly chipping away at them, one task at a time....
Remote or not, workers are drifting back toward the city
Global hiring data shows employees relocating nearer major hubs, reversing pandemic-era shift The post-pandemic shift away from cities has reversed since 2022, with return-to-office mandates playing a role, according to a new report on global hiring trends....
Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field
Flatpak may be next, and the lobbying behind it is raising eyebrows After weeks of debate, code to record user age was finally merged into the Linux world's favorite system management daemon....
Arm rolls its own 136-core AGI CPU to chase AI hype train
Turns out artificial general intelligence was a CPU this whole time Arm unveiled its first homegrown silicon - yes, an actual chip, not another shake-n-bake blueprint - during an event in San Francisco on Tuesday, and said that flagship customer Meta is set to deploy the 136-core CPU at scale later this year....
Goodbye, Lunar Gateway: NASA ditches Moon station for Moon base
NASA boss Jared Isaacman has no intention of letting this setback delay the Artemis program, apparently NASA's ambitious plans to build a space station in orbit of the Moon are officially on hold, administrator Jared Isaacman said Tuesday, with the space agency instead skipping the orbital habitat in favor of building a permanent base on the Lunar surface....
Datadog bets DIY AI will mean it dodges the SaaSpocalypse
The theory is that its domain-specific model will beat generalist LLMs on results and economics Datadog is close to releasing an updated AI model that it thinks will help it avoid the so-called SaaSpocalypse - customers using AI to build their own tools....
HackerOne slams supplier for delayed breach notice after staff data exposed
Nearly 300 employees caught up in intrusion at benefits provider Navia Almost 300 HackerOne employees are caught up in a data breach, with the bug bounty biz slamming a third-party benefits provider for a weeks-long delay in notification....
Microslop stuffs AI photo restyling powers into OneDrive
Microslop? Sorry, we meant Microsoft Microsoft is rolling out technology to transform OneDrive photos into AI-infused masterpieces. Or top up the bucket of slop, depending on your perspective....
Country that put backdoors into Cisco routers to spy on world bans foreign routers
Unfortunately, there aren't many options unless you're Starlink Citing national security fears, America is effectively banning any new consumer-grade network routers made abroad....
Mozilla introduces cq, describing it as 'Stack Overflow for agents'
A knowledge database where AI agents read, add and score the items - what could go wrong? Mozilla is building cq - described by staff engineer Peter Wilson as "Stack Overflow for agents" - as an open source project to enable AI agents to discover and share collective knowledge....
Russian initial access broker who fed ransomware crews gets 81 months in US prison
Aleksei Volkov sentenced after enabling attacks that cost victims millions A Russian national who sold the keys to corporate networks faces nearly seven years in a US prison after prosecutors tied his handiwork to a string of ransomware attacks costing victims millions of dollars....
Systemd-free antiX Linux 26: Debian 13, in bonsai form
Plus: Still supports 32-bit hardware or VMs AntiX Linux is a heavily cut-down version of Debian 13, with a choice of init systems and ultralightweight GUIs. This means it's able to run usefully on older and lower-end PCs - and, of course, to run faster on modern ones....
SAP already shifting focus from ERP migration disaster in pursuit of AI-driven growth
New commercial models planned after cloud transition falls 2B behind target SAP has begun to shift focus away from its failure to hit legacy software and cloud migration targets and onto the latest so-called "innovation" elements of its portfolio, such as AI....
Windows boss promises to heal the operating system's self-inflicted wounds
Sorry seems to be the hardest word at Microsoft Opinion Has Microsoft finally reckoned with Windows 11's many failings - or has its OS chief, Pavan Davuluri, simply offered more soothing platitudes to users fed up with bugs and unwanted AI?...
EU broadcasters say smart TVs and voice assistants are the next gatekeepers
Open letter warns tech is shaping what audiences see while slipping past regulation Europe's broadcasters say smart TVs and voice assistants are fast becoming the next Big Tech gatekeepers, with little sign of Brussels stepping in....
Half of VMware users plan to reduce usage by 2028
Analyst says many others wouldn't mind doing the same, but feel stuck Half of VMware users plan to reduce their use of the virtualization pioneer's products by 2028, according to a survey by independent analyst firm Virtified....
Head-mounted VR hardware will never happen, says Neal Stephenson - who coined the term ‘metaverse’
People don't like wearing things on their faces and don't trust those who do' Science fiction author Neal Stephenson, who coined the term metaverse" in his 1992 novel Snow Crash, has argued he and others who believed immersive environments would require head-mounted hardware got it wrong....
Telling an AI model that it’s an expert programmer makes it a worse programmer
Researchers say persona-based prompting can improve works for safety but not for facts Many people start their work with AI by prompting the machine to imagine it is an expert at the task they want it to perform, a technique that boffins have found may be futile....
Claude attacks were 'Rorschach test' for infosec community, scaring former NSA boss
'It freakin' worked' says Rob Joyce - and shows how relentless AI agents can find holes humans miss RSAC 2026 The now-infamous Anthropic report about Chinese cyberspies abusing Claude AI to automate cyberattacks was a Rorschach test for the infosec community, according to former NSA cyber boss Rob Joyce....
Public-private partnerships vital in disrupting China's Typhoons, says RSA panel with no government speakers
Washington content to be represented by actual empty chairs RSAC 2026 Back in the day (circa 2023) when cybercrime group Scattered Spider and its help-desk voice-phishing calls were a relatively new threat, the feds considered pulling the government's top cyber-threat hunters and their private-sector counterparts into one room to share information, in real time, about this loosely knit extortion ring that was terrorizing enterprises....
Snowflake's ongoing pitch: bring AI to data rather than data to AI
Customers are 'excited' says one solution provider Snowflake is putting cash and kinetic energy behind the idea that AI works best in its platform....
Lightning-fast exploits make it essential to patch fast, ask questions later
Here's where you ought to spend your security billable hours budget this year Strengthen your MFA policies, double-down on anti-phishing training, and for Jobs' sake, patch all your vulns right away. The past year of intelligence collected by Cisco's Talos threat hunters suggests that attackers are moving faster to exploit vulns, and fooling more staff than ever into giving up their credentials....
If you love your boss, imagine how much more you'll love their AI twin
Digital twins of leaders may be plausible as novelty acts, but not really welcome Imagine that your boss is too busy to show up at that meeting you called so she sends a bot of herself instead. With a digital twin, even your company's CEO - the one who spends all his time on the corporate jet - could make an appearance at your powwow about the break room coffee machine. But would you want them there?...
AI agents are 'gullible' and easy to turn into your minions
Zenity CTO demos 0-click AI agent exploits on stage at RSAC RSAC 2026 There's a very simple reason why just about every enterprise AI agent is vulnerable to zero-click attacks, according to Michael Bargury, CTO of AI security company Zenity....
SoftBank to build massive AI datacenter on former US nuclear weapons site
10GW server farm, 10GW of new generation, and $4.2bn grid upgrade. And someone else is paying for the uranium cleanup Softbank's SB Energy is redeveloping Department of Energy (DoE) land in Ohio for a massive datacenter campus, adding extra generation facilities and power infrastructure alongside it....
Forget drones – the US Army just took delivery of a self-flying Black Hawk helicopter
Expendable military drones are so 2025 The US Army just took receipt of what may be the coolest unmanned drone ever flown by the military: A full-sized Black Hawk helicopter....
Avalonia bolts Linux and WebAssembly onto .NET MAUI
Broader platform coverage lands, if developers can tolerate the rough edges AvaloniaUI has previewed MAUI support for Linux and WebAssembly browser applications - platforms Microsoft's own cross-platform .NET framework lacks - but low adoption and persistent bugs are likely to constrain uptake....
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