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$1,500 gets you a robo-dog that can't handle stairs ... so here's a flying camera, too Video Amazon has created another custom chip to speed up artificial intelligence in its home electronics.…

Plane-wrecking idiot fowl sent packing by heroic porcine defenders of commercial aviation An unlikely battle is currently going on betwixt the runways of one of Europe's busiest airports, after a company called Extraordinary Pigs was contracted to bring their animals to help protect Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport from marauding geese.…

It tries to load a file from a location any old user can write to A flaw in ASUS's ROG Armoury Crate hardware management app could have allowed low-privileged users to execute code as administrator.…

Governance and compliance are the watchwords here Azure Purview has hit general availability, affording assistance to admins facing governance data overload.…

Kicking sand in the faces of less mighty systems, it is only worth the price tag if stellar performance is a must Oracle has released the latest upgrade to its Exadata database appliance series, claiming to better earlier iterations on I/O and throughput.…

‘One Touch Switch’ is great, but logistics are an issue for BT, while Virgin cites data protection worries Switching broadband providers could be about to become a lot easier if proposals unveiled by Ofcom today are put into place.…

Eight-month analysis finds four-layer obfuscation, two-stage loader, and a new UEFI attack Kaspersky has presented the findings of an eight-month probe into the FinFisher spyware toolset – including the discovery of a UEFI "bootkit" infection method and "advanced anti-analysis methods" such as "four-layer obfuscation."…

Five officers seek $20m in damages from car maker and local restaurant Five Texas residents have filed a lawsuit against Tesla and a local restaurant after an alleged drink-driver ploughed a Model X into the back of two parked police cruisers.…

As much as I wanted to be Gordon Gekko, I'll always be Mr Goxx A cryptocurrency-trading hamster is sending shockwaves through the financial world by generating returns that outperform the S&P 500 index, the Nasdaq 100, and Bitcoin.…

Summer was good while it lasted Strong winds and choppy seas have delayed the deployment of a new subsea fibre cable running under the English Channel connecting data centres in France and the UK.…

UK firm failed to make an impact against the market leaders Blue Prism, poster child of the UK's modest tech boom, has been bought by Vista Equity Partners (VEP) to be merged with Tibco, the integration and buiness intelligence vendor.…

Tech contractors fume at lack of info as company says it will 'try' to get them paid by Friday Giant Group, the umbrella company that has thousands of contractors on its books, has been targeted by a "sophisticated" cyber-attack that floored systems and left workers out in the cold, the biz has now confirmed.…

But it's OK. What's it gonna do – fine itself? "Sorry", much like a tooth-loosening toffee, can be one of the hardest words. That didn't stop the Information Commissioner’s Office from sentencing itself to saying it in the wake of the findings of an internal probe that confirm a rogue employee went a bit trigger happy with the corporate credit card in a luxury chocolate chain last Xmas.…

Chief security adviser Roger Halbheer says best protection is to 'get off AD FS' Microsoft has warned of a new tool designed to exfiltrate credentials and introduce a backdoor into Active Directory servers that is under active use by the Nobelium threat actor group.…

It's quite the show at the OTHER chocolate factory Bork!Bork!Bork! Some habits are hard to shake, and more than one tourist hotspot is having a heck of time leaving Windows XP behind, as today's confection of bork shows.…

New system hoped to launch next year that will help prioritise spending The UK government currently lacks a central, dynamic list of its legacy computing estate and the risks associated with ageing IT infrastructure and applications, Joanna Davinson, exec director at the Central Digital and Data Office (CDDO), has told MPs.…

Handbags at 12 o'clock! Er, is that with or without daylight saving? The time zone database hosted at the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority (IANA) has been updated following threats, earlier this year, of a fork over a proposal to merge time zones.…

EC2 instances were impaired, Redshift hurt, and some of you may still struggle to access your data Amazon Web Services' largest region yesterday experienced an eight-hour disruption with the Elastic Block Store (EBS) service that impacted several notable web sites and services.…

Netadmins need not assume they can't take a break, as supply chain hassles may persist How much of a national security risk does the USA think Huawei and ZTE pose?…

Astronomers are still figuring out how the planet's storm continues to rage Video The winds whirring round the outer edge of Jupiter’s Great Red Spot have grown more powerful over the past decade, reaching speeds of at least 400 miles per hour, the Hubble Space Telescope has shown.…

Plus: Other infosec news from this month In brief Emails, chat logs, membership records, donor lists and other files siphoned from a far-right anti-government self-styled militia were leaked online on Monday, it appears.…

Also advised on how smart contracts could help DPRK in US nuke talks A US citizen has admitted to helping the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) to establish cryptocurrency capabilities and faces up to 20 years jail for his actions.…

Tokyo's new cyber-security policy names China, Russia, North Korea as sources of increasing threat India and Japan have each flexed their cyber-defence muscles in ways that China can't miss.…

Calls for global approach to curtail self-preferencing behaviour, unhelpful opacity that crimps competition Google utterly dominates Australian advertising, and only new rules can curb the harm its dominance does to local and global markets.…

Redmond reckoned protocol weakness is not a security vulnerability Microsoft Exchange clients like Outlook have been supplying unprotected user credentials if you ask in a particular way since at least 2016. Though aware of this, Microsoft's advice continues to be that customers should communicate only with servers they trust.…

Big Blue to return to the big blue waves The Mayflower, the crewless, autonomous ship built with the help of IBM, will try to sail across the Atlantic again next year, after its first attempt failed shortly after it left the UK for the US.…

From January 2023, add-ons built with Manifest V2 API will fail Google this month said Chrome browser extensions written under its Manifest V2 specification will stop working in January 2023.…

Plus: Why trans gamers are turning to deepfake voices, and more bits and bytes In brief AI cameras inside Amazon’s delivery trucks are denying drivers' bonus pay for errors they shouldn’t be blamed for, it's reported.…

It's dev-ine intervention Google Cloud Platform – the perennially third-placed provider in the infrastructure-as-a-service sales race – will reportedly slash the fees charged to third-party vendors that use its cloud marketplace to punt their own services.…

'Here I am, 100 billion neurons and all you want me to do is calculate all the ways this could possibly go wrong?' Industrial mega-conglomerate Samsung is working to "copy and paste" the structure of the human brain onto computer chips.…

Up to £118,000 and use of Cycle2work scheme for successful applicant Britain's National Crime Agency – charged with thwarting serious and organised crime – is putting out the feelers for a senior figure to head up, among other things, the threat response, analysis, capability exploration and research unit, otherwise known as TRACER.…

Battery still swappable – rest fiddly It wasn't only eager fanbois awaiting their Apple deliveries last week - teardown terror iFixit also got its hands on the iPhone 13 Pro and did what it does best.…

That's authorised push payment – where they get the mark to make the transfer Police have issued an urgent warning after an elderly man was scammed out of £30,000 by phone fraudsters pretending to be from BT.…

Meanwhile, Nirvana baby unchuffed about being Nirvana baby Poor Spencer Elden. Not only does the chap have to live with his "unauthorised" baby pic on the cover of Nirvana's breakthrough record Nevermind – the image has now been immortalised on the streets of Adelaide via GPS exercise tracker Strava.…

Big Blue UK and Ireland cloud man hired as 'interim' CTO, tasked with creating fellowship of the cloud IBM UK and Ireland exec Dan Bailey has been seconded to the Cabinet Office for a six-month contract as interim chief technology officer. His tasks are to include the creation of a pan-government CTO council for the cloud, raising questions of a conflict of interest.…

Now sing with us: Agile, agile, agile... Exclusive Metro Bank has put "less than 90" IT employees at risk of redundancy as it endeavours to "support our new agile way of working" – agile being that nebulous yet overused term that can be heard in certain circles.…

Dear John, I'm leaving you for a robot Feature High-performance computing (HPC) has a very different dynamic to the mainstream. It enables classes of computation of strategic importance to nation states and their agencies, and so it attracts investment and innovation that is to some extent decoupled from market forces.…

'Where are the k8s kids?' ask corporates as they can't pay, won't pay Opinion The tiniest hint of butthurt tinged the Linux Foundation and edX's latest annual Open Source Jobs Report. For the first time, pure Linux skillz were not number one, slipping to second place behind Kubernetes. Container herding is up by 455 per cent, but you just can't get the help.…

An unexpected round of Just A Minute for a unsuspecting Weather Presenter Who, Me? A story from the world of television in this week's edition of Who, Me? as a weather presenter sweats while panic reigns supreme in the backroom.…

Commercial partner's ad-funded expedition plans the ultimate pop-up in 2022 Airbus and the Mexican Space Agency (MSA) have agreed to collaborate on tech to extract resources on the Moon.…

1.6 million people sat teaching eligibility test, chasing 40,000 jobs The Indian state of Rajasthan yesterday cut off internet access to millions of citizens, in order to prevent cheating in an exam.…

Change to universal licenses coming sometime in 2022, says backup vendor, but won't be forced Backup vendor Veeam is almost certainly going to ditch per-socket licensing.…

USA, India, Australia, and Japan pledge to build own 5G tech, share space data, secure rare earth supply chains, and more The Quad group of nations – the USA, India, Australia, and Japan – has announced several joint initiatives to share technology and spur its development, among them a plan to set new global security standards for the technology industry.…

US puts charges on ice, extradition attempt halted Updated Huawei finance chief Meng Wanzhou has reached a deal with the US Justice Department to drop the fraud and conspiracy charges against her in exchange for admitting that she made false statements about her company's business dealings with Iran.…

Coin prices drop after People's Bank reiterates crackdown China has once again banned cryptocurrencies.…

Security Bounty program slammed over 'broken promises' Upset with Apple's handling of its Security Bounty program, a bug researcher has released proof-of-concept exploit code for three zero-day vulnerabilities in Apple's newly released iOS 15 mobile operating system.…

Hopes to lure users with promise of relieving operational burden Distributed relational database Yugabyte has launched a database-as-a-service product following a rush of inspiration from Facebook, Google and the world of FOSS.…

All said to conduct lithium atoms, may be useful for electric car batteries Chemists have discovered four new materials based on ideas generated from a neural network, according to research published in Nature.…

'Microfliers' could carry sensors to monitor air pollution and more Video As autumn arrives in the northern hemisphere, scientists have shown how tiny connected semiconductors can be distributed on the wind in a similar way to the seasonal spreading of airborne seeds.…

What's that coming over the hill? Is it new hardware? Is it new hardware? Microsoft has followed up a lacklustre Surface hardware event with a Windows 11 Release Preview for Windows Insiders.…