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Emergency mode? Bah! It takes a Microsoft product to really break a digital sign
Memory is not the only thing leaking from Windows Bork!Bork!Bork! It's a return to familiar ground for the bork desk today as that most common of Windows occurrences turns up in a UK transport hub: a screen of bluest death.…
Tolerating failure: From happy accidents to serious screwups … Time to look at getting it wrong, er, correctly
Let’s talk procedures. Plus: Are you dealing with errors in a way that leaves room for people to own up to them? This correspondent has a confession to make: I’m not perfect and sometimes things don’t go as I hoped.…
Windows 11: Meet the new OS, same as the old OS (or close enough)
From point release to pointless release Column A new version of Windows was once a big deal. Upgrading was expensive for everyone, with warehouses-worth of physical media being pushed into retail channels to displace the old. It couldn't happen very often, so version numbers became signifiers of great importance.…
Foxconn builds stuff for everyone. Now it finds vaccines for Taiwan, and TSMC's chipped in, too
President blames China for blocking government purchases as tech titans say they'll find five million doses The Taiwanese government has approved a plan for tech titans Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC) and Foxconn to purchase and donate 10 million doses of COVID-19 jabs as the country seeks to increase its rate of vaccination.…
Updating in production, like a boss
The pain in Spain comes mainly from a lack of training Who, Me? Testing in production has always been a thing, sometimes by accident and sometimes because the powers that be cannot be bothered with multiple environments. And sometimes things go wrong. Welcome to Who, Me?…
India’s IT lobby lashes forecast of automation-induced jobs bloodbath
NASSCOM says industry has already weathered the worst automation has to offer, but may use different definitions of where jobs are at risk India’s National Association of Software and Service Companies (NASSCOM) has strongly criticised a Bank of America prediction that automation would cause three million job losses in its industry.…
Sharpen your cybersecurity skills, however and wherever works for you, with these SANS Institute courses
Network invaders haven't stopped learning ... have you? Promo The last year has shown that lock down and travel restrictions are no barrier to learning. After all, when it comes to the cybersecurity world, miscreants seem to have learned plenty.…
South Korea’s nuclear research agency breached by North Korea-affiliated cyberattackers, says malware analyst group
Think tank says inconsistencies in story were not a cover-up — just a mistake from “working-level staff” South Korean officials have admitted that government nuclear think tank Korea Atomic Energy Research Institute (KAERI) was hacked in May 2021 by North Korea’s Kimsuky group. The Korean news outlet that broke the story has accused KAERI of a cover-up.…
India tells Twitter to obey its laws — or make wielding them easier
Minister lashes avian network and suggests its legal protections may have been removed India has again expressed severe displeasure with Twitter, following three different incidents embroiling the micro-blogging service in a complex debate about sovereignty and censorship and possibly making the company liable for its users’ posts.…
Toshiba engulfed by scandal again — and the prime minister is implicated
Company conspired with government to make life hard for activist foreign investors Japanese industrial giant Toshiba is attempting to recover from its third major corporate governance scandal in six years — and this time the nation's prime minister is alleged to have played a part.…
How hot is it right now? 'Water park catching fire and burning down' hot
It's a Jersey thing, you wouldn't understand A New Jersey water park has had to modify its summer reopening plans after one of its star attractions caught fire and partially burned down.…
Mayflower, the AI ship sent to sail from the UK to the US with no humans, made it three days before breaking down
Plus: Canon has cameras that only let employees into meeting rooms if they smile, and more In brief The Mayflower Autonomous Ship (MAS), which set sail this week from the UK to the US, failed just three days into its journey. It appears a mechanical fault occurred, something the Mayflower's AI can't fix itself.…
Spyware, trade-secret theft, and $30m in damages: How two online support partners spectacularly fell out
Chat-bot maker LivePerson wins lawsuit against call-center outfit [24]7.ai On Thursday, a jury in a federal court in Oakland, California, found call center biz [24]7.ai – as in, 24/7 – guilty of unfair competition and stealing trade secrets from chatbot maker LivePerson, awarding the company more than $30m in damages.…
Amazon notices Apple, Google cutting app store commission rates, follows suit
Keeps small-time devs on the reservation with AWS credits, too Amazon this week said it would reduce its Appstore commission rate for less successful developers, following recent similar moves by Apple and Google, and is sweetening its deal by offering AWS credits to support apps' backend services.…
FCC pushes forward on rules to block the certification of new telecoms gear from ZTE and Huawei
Crackdown on loopholes that allow 'high-risk' vendors to have equipment approved for use in the US The US Federal Communications Commission is pressing forward with a proposal that would ban telecommunications providers [PDF] from using equipment made by manufacturers deemed to present a risk to national security.…
New York congressman puts forward federal right-to-repair bill
Fair Repair Act targets all varieties of electronic devices A New York congressman has introduced a federal right-to-repair bill, just a week after the state's Senate passed a bill addressing the same issue. That state bill has failed to progress, we note.…
Petition instructs Jeff Bezos to buy, eat world's most famous painting
Booze-fuelled Change.org campaign implores Amazon founder to 'GOBBLE DA LISA!' Ultra-billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has already been the subject of a petition asking him not to return to Earth after he blasts off in his New Shepard rocket on July 20, but even if he is allowed back, Bezos is now facing an even more difficult prospect.…
Microsoft: Try to break our first preview of 64-bit Visual Studio – go on, we dare you
Plus: Updates to .NET 6, ASP.NET Core, and .NET MAUI Microsoft has unveiled a slew of developer tools, including a preview of the 64-bit Visual Studio 2022, ahead of that developer event set for 24 June.…
Racist malware blocks The Pirate Bay by tampering with victims' Windows hosts file
Hello, 2002 called with one of the oldest low-tech tricks in the book Malware laced with racial epithets tries to block Windows-based victims from visiting file-sharing sites associated with copyright infringement, according to new Sophos research.…
UK gets glowing salute from Bezos-backed General Fusion: Nuclear energy company to build plant in Oxfordshire
Biz will develop Magnetized Target Fusion technology at the site General Fusion – the Canadian-based atomic outfit backed by Jeff Bezos and a battalion of other major investors – is to build a test facility in Oxfordshire to showcase its power-generating technology.…
UK financial watchdog dithers over £680k refund from Google (in ad credits, mind you) for running anti-fraud ads
MPs give FCA a telling-off for wasting taxpayer money The UK's financial regulator is refusing to say whether it will accept an offer by Google to pay back more than £600,000 spent on online ads warning people about the dangers of money scams.…
CREST president Ian Glover to retire after 13 years – but where's the transparency, bossman?
UK infosec accreditation body still won't publish exam cheatsheet scandal report nor be interviewed by El Reg Ian Glover, president of infosec accreditation body CREST, is stepping down from his post, he told the organisation's annual general meeting yesterday.…
Playmobil crosses the final frontier with enormous, metre-long Enterprise playset
$500, 136-piece, tribble-laden Star Trek tribute is immense, but clearly illogical Playmobil is set to boldly go where no three-inch man has gone before with the release of a metre-long replica of the NCC-1701 USS Enterprise from the original Star Trek series.…
Open standard but not open access: Schematron author complains about ISO paywall
'This is shooting Schematron in the heart ... its heart is individual open source developers' The original inventor of a popular XML standard, Rick Jelliffe, who created Schematron, has protested that his open source work is now behind a paywall at standards body ISO.…
Vissles V84: Mechanical keyboard hits all the right buttons for Mac power users
Ideal for Apple fans who appreciate little boxes made of clicky-clacky Review Mechanical keyboard manufacturers have typically swerved Mac users. It's not personal, it's just business.…
Wanted: Brexit grand fromage. £120k a year. Perks? Hmmmm…
Successful applicant must 'change existing thinking', which is odd as it's all been going so well up to now No 10 Downing Street - the home of the UK Prime Minister - is looking to hire a big cheese at the Brexit Opportunities Unit to bring a fresh new oomph and zing to Whitehall.…
That aging database isn’t just an inconvenience. It’s blocking your entire digital transformation
Hear how real-world users have switched to DBaaS with the Nutanix Database Summit on-demand Promo If your organisation still relies on a creaking, legacy database, it’s not just your data administrators who are suffering.…
Poltergeist attack could leave autonomous vehicles blind to obstacles – or haunt them with new ones
First 'AMpLe' concept proves worryingly simple to implement with success Researchers at the Ubiquitous System Security Lab of Zhejiang University and the University of Michigan's Security and Privacy Research Group say they've found a way to blind autonomous vehicles to obstacles using simple audio signals.…
What job title would YOU want carved on your gravestone? 'Beloved father, Slayer of Dragons, Register of Domains'
How did I love thee? Let me count the email redirections Something for the Weekend, Sir? How many websites do I have? Go on, take a guess. Well done! You might be correct… or perhaps not. Honestly, I have no idea.…
What a time to be alive: Cisco now offering 5G routers to ride along in cars
Switchzilla adds 5G options to edge routers and gateways, bets you'd rather buy its kit than run multiple networks Cisco has announced industrial routers and internet gateways with baked in 5G as it tries to extend the enterprise network and SD-WAN to the edge.…
A hotline to His Billness? Or a guard having a bit of a giggle?
Choose Your Own On Call On Call You can never be sure who is on the other end of the on-call phone. It might be a minion... but sometimes it might be the master. Or maybe not.…
VMware’s just given its best allies the tool to spread its Tanzu container creed
4000 service provider clouds are based on vSphere — now they’re all capable of running Kubernetes too VMware has shipped Tanzu Basic for service providers, making it possible to run Kubernetes on over 4000 clouds, and thereby given itself a better chance at having its containerised stack succeed.…
Chinese web giant Baidu unveils Level 4 robo-taxi that costs $75k to make
Plans to roll 1,000 of 'em off the production line in three years Chinese tech giant Baidu and state-owned BAIC Group's ARCFOX Brand have teamed to build 1000 autonomous electric vehicles (EVs) for use as taxis over the next three years — and claim they’ve cut manufacturing costs to just $75,000 apiece.…
India’s ban on Chinese apps eases just a little as PUBG blasts back onto Google Play, maybe Korean Stock market too
Fragfest adds green blood, Azure cloud, shirts, and detailed rules about how to kill people politely to satisfy regulators PUBG, one of the highest-profile China-linked apps India banned in 2020, has been allowed back into Google’s Indian Play store despite India's previous insistence its bans are permanent.…
South Korea bans 1700 tech products for using forged test reports
Huawei, Cisco, and Samsung caught out as US-based testing labs allegedly sent work to China South Korea’s Ministry of Science and ICT has revoked safety certification for 1696 communications products after discovering that test results attesting to their safety were misrepresented.…
Facebook and Singapore teams looking for ways to get data centres relaxing in moist tropical climes
Heat and humidity are horrible, and your server can’t quaff a cocktail to cool off Singapore’s two major universities — Nanyang Technological University (NTU) and the National University of Singapore (NUS) — have announced they are establishing a US$17.2M research program to develop data centre cooling tech that works in tropical environments.…
Dem, Repub senators propose tax credits for factories that churn out chips on US soil
It'll be absolutely FABS-ulous, Wyden and Crapo promise US senators introduced a law bill on Thursday offering semiconductor manufacturers tax credits to encourage them to build more fabrication plants on American soil as well as specialized equipment for chips.…
Google dishes out homemade SLSA, a recipe to thwart software supply-chain attacks
Try it with phish'n'chips Google has proposed a framework called SLSA for dealing with supply chain attacks, a security risk exemplified by the recent compromise of the SolarWinds Orion IT monitoring platform.…
FYI: There's a human-less, AI robot Mayflower ship sailing from the UK to US right now
Follow this Plymouth to Plymouth trip online A 15-metre-long autonomous human-free ship has begun a 3,000-odd-mile trip from the UK to the US to recreate the historic Mayflower voyage of 1620.…
TITAN crypto-token does the opposite of zero to $60: Value plummets in hours
And did a code bug throw a spanner in the works for IRON investors? A cryptocurrency token called TITAN collapsed on Wednesday, going from about $60 apiece to near zero in a matter of hours. The sales frenzy, attributed to a sell-off driven by whales – people who hold large amounts of a cryptocurrency in this context – also destabilized a so-called stablecoin known as IRON.…
Ex-Brave staffer launches GDPR sueball in Germany over tech giants' real-time bidding for ad inventory
Privacy browser's former chief policy officer calls web advertising ecosystem 'the Biggest. Data. Breach. Ever' Former Brave chief policy officer Johnny Ryan is continuing his crusade against the online advertising industry by filing a lawsuit against Google, Facebook, Amazon, Twitter, and US telco AT&T in Germany.…
Roger Waters tells Facebook CEO to Zuck off after 'huge' song rights request
Ex-Pink Floyd uber-grouch calls social media mandroid 'one of the most powerful idiots in the world' Grouchy former Pink Floyd bassist/vocalist Roger Waters launched an expletive-laden attack on human-impersonating Facebook CEObot Mark Zuckerberg after receiving a request from Instagram to use one of his songs in a promotional film.…
Chrome 'Conformance' for JavaScript frameworks says: If you don't follow our rules, your project won't build
Google knows best Google's Chrome team has introduced projects to assist framework authors with what it considers best practice, starting mainly with the React-based Next.js.…
Your spacesuit ran into a problem and needs to restart
ISS solar array installation overran after a good old 'off and on again' There are two things a spacewalker doesn't want to hear: "Can you turn it off and turn it on again?" and "What's that hissing sound?"…
Space Force turtle expert uncovers $1.2m Cape Canaveral cocaine haul
30kg stash lost overboard by smugglers enough to get anyone out of their shell A member of the newly inaugurated US Space Force discovered more than she bargained for as she conducted a survey of turtle nests on the coast around Cape Canaveral last month.…
Graph DB slinger Neo4j secures $325m round of funding for $2bn valuation
Also touts sharded graph application running on 1,000 servers Neo4j has secured another $325m in a funding round and said it was ready to demo a distributed graph database with a trillion relationships, sharded across 1,000 servers, returning queries in a matter of milliseconds.…
Gov.UK taskforce publishes post-Brexit wish-list: 'TIGRR' pounces on GDPR, metric measures
Let's 'free up data for innovation and in the public interest,' says paper A UK government taskforce chaired by the architect of the disastrous £700m "one dole-to-rule-them-all" Universal Credit IT project, Sir Iain Duncan Smith MP, has published a wish list of regulatory proposals it wants to see adopted by a post-Brexit administration.…
Tim Cook: Sideloading is a disaster and proposed App Store reforms would harm user privacy and security
Apple CEO stays on message during interview while Epic case rumbles along Tim Cook has claimed that proposed reforms to the App Store are "not in the best interests of the user" and would "destroy the security of the iPhone."…
Microsoft loves Linux so much that packages.microsoft.com has fallen and can't get up
Ubuntu fans report 404 errors amid 'space issues' TITSUP* Microsoft demonstrated its deep and meaningful affection for all things penguin overnight by borking packages.microsoft.com and leaving some Linux fans bereft of the company's wares.…
Google cosies up to AMD for high-performance scale-out Tau VMs – but makes eyes at Intel and Arm, too
New 60 vCPU VMs come with some bold price-performance claims, but AMD needs to stay on its toes Google's cloud arm has hooked up with AMD, tapping up its latest EPYC processors for a new family of virtual machines, Tau VMs, aimed at scale-out applications - but the company isn't keen on tying itself down to just one chip-slinger.…
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