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He either missed the memo or doesn't believe it ServiceNow's unstoppable showman CEO, Bill McDermott, has been telling anyone who will listen that the business's "destiny" is "to become the defining enterprise software company of the 21st century".…

Same mob promised not to target healthcare facilities The Doppelpaymer ransomware gang were behind the cyber-attack on a German hospital that allegedly led to one patient's death, according to local sources.…

Augment me to the Moon, with AR among the stars Ignite Microsoft will spread its eyewear for the wealthy (or corporate sponsored) across more countries, and has said it is seeing action in NASA's repeatedly delayed mission to the Moon.…

Chucks in Xbox Live Game Pass and other 'freebies' to sweeten the £599+ deal People don't buy flagships like they used to, and you can blame that on coronavirus or the rise of budget-friendly brands like Xiaomi. Regardless, a huge part of consumer smartphone spending is shifting downwards so Samsung has unveiled its latest not-quite-a-flagship device: the Galaxy S20 Fan Edition.…

Not personal info, but there are worries over deanonymisation. Remember that AOL research database? Microsoft exposed a 6.5TB Elastic server to the world, including search terms, location coordinates, device ID data, and a partial list of which URLs were visited, earlier this month.…

67P is a gift that keeps on giving GIF Astronomers have discovered an aurora in an unlikely place: Comet 67P.…

The Redmond-aligned can try the Cupertino-spawned lingo thanks to a Googler's intervention A Google programmer has made tools for Apple's Swift programming language available to developers using Microsoft's Windows operating system, a move likely to rekindle hopes that Swift, open source since 2015, will become popular beyond the macOS and iOS ecosystems.…

Extension developers told to look elsewhere for a sales provider Google has decided to shut down the Chrome Web Store payments API permanently after what was supposed to be a temporary closure at the start of the year.…

MCAS saga still hasn't ended as reps warn of trim wheel problem The British Airline Pilots' Association (BALPA) has told American aviation regulators that the Boeing 737 Max needs better fixes for its infamous MCAS software, warning that a plane crash which killed 149 people could happen again.…

Redmond to take baby steps on desktop while established vendors turn gaze to enterprise deployments Ignite Microsoft has been flexing its muscles in the robotic process automation (RPA) market during its current virtual shindig, promising a happy marriage between bot-building and its low-code development platform.…

Promises full autonomy and big range boost too Tesla will make cars out of batteries and says doing so is the way to cut electric car costs to $25,000.…

No flight info, no adverts, just blackness... Bork!Bork!Bork! In these troubled times, it can often feel like there is no escape. Even an airport, once a gateway to adventure, now shows only a blank screen and, of course, bork.…

It’s always important for us to understand your views. That's why we’re shutting them down In an extraordinary display of raw political power, the organisation in charge of the .uk internet registry has responded to growing criticism of its actions by silencing critics.…

Join us this month to learn how to squeeze 25 years of local backups into the cloud Webcast One of the great things about moving to the cloud is not having to worrying about PST files any more, isn’t it?…

Techie teens, not IT support, tasked with helping work-from-home parents sort out vid calls, Word and Excel files, antivirus – survey report Parents are turning to their kids for tech support rather than the company IT department while working from home, we're told.…

Seeks first-mover advantage and says US dollar ripe to be dethroned China’s central bank has laid out a digital currency world domination plan.…

Operation DisrupTor will 'significantly disrupt the online opioid trade' A nine-month international operation spearheaded by the FBI has led to the arrest of 179 people across the world for selling drugs on the dark web.…

Seemingly ignorant of the fact that Microsoft, Google, Facebook and Twitter already operate a similar project Made-in-China social media app TikTok has proposed a code that a coalition of social media firms would use to help identify and remove harmful content from their platforms.…

Releases new Intel-powered server as Chipzilla confirms it won a license to sell .... stuff it won't discuss Updated Huawei rotating chairman Guo Ping has opened the Chinese giant's annual Connect conference by saying the manufacturer's goal right now is “survival.”…

'The scope of commercial and creative potential is profound' Ignite Microsoft has bagged exclusive rights to use OpenAI's GPT-3 technology, allowing the Windows giant to embed the powerful text-generating machine-learning model into its own products.…

And shows that even Redmond cannot resist the rise of hybrid Kubernetes Ignite Microsoft has flicked the switch on its Azure Arc hybrid infrastructure manager and unveiled some upgrades to its Azure Stack HCI and Hub hybrid cloud offerings.…

'People analytics' tool touted to count folks, measure how close they are via video cameras Ignite Microsoft's Spatial Analysis, announced at its Ignite virtual event today, uses artificial intelligence to count the number of people in a room and monitor social distancing.…

Domain controllers at risk of hijacking, depending on version and configuration Administrators running Samba as their domain controllers should update their installations as the open-source software suffers from the same ZeroLogon hole as Microsoft's Windows Server.…

Big money, says CEO, but what would it cost not to find and fix these vulns? Bounty-hunting hackers are uncovering new vulnerabilities every two minutes on average, according to bug bounty platform HackerOne.…

Azure Communication Services embeds real-time comms into any app, but sharing tech with Teams not a selling point for everyone Ignite Microsoft has pitched up in the fairly competitive comms API space with Azure Communication Services (ACS), a new service now in preview, which lets developers include voice, video, chat, and SMS messaging in their web, mobile, and desktop applications.…

This means Linus Torvalds has definitely won, doesn't it? Ignite Microsoft will release its Edge browser for Linux next month, initially through the browser's Dev preview channel.…

Birds that aren't geostationary can tap Redmond's Ground-Station-as-a-Service for all their downloading needs Ignite Microsoft has come up with a way to de-orbit data and land it in a cloud.…

Plans HPC play with AMD, Intel silicon, too Oracle will add Arm-powered servers to its cloud and tout them as delivering "the best price-performance compared to any other x86 compute instance on a per core basis with an order of magnitude of cost savings."…

Virtual commutes and touchless meetings Ignite It wouldn't be a Microsoft event without some VP somewhere banging on about Teams, and the company's annual Ignite (now virtual) get-together did not disappoint.…

Flexpai may have been a world-first, but it wasn't very good. The follow-up phone straps on 5G The history books will remember that the first tech company to release a foldable phone wasn't any of the usual suspects but rather a little-known Chinese outfit. Sure, Royole's Flexpai was universally panned, but that hasn't deterred it from releasing a 5G follow-up.…

Sam Newman speaks to devs at GOTOpia Europe Sam Newman, a consultant and author specialising in microservices, told a virtual crowd at dev conference GOTOpia Europe that serverless, not Kubernetes, is the best abstraction for deploying software.…

Also makes itself denser, in a good way, with 128-core N2 upgrade Arm is taking another serious tilt at server silicon with new designs that incorporate the Scalable Vector Extensions (SVE) beloved of HPC and machine-learning types.…

You can only use it to weigh yourself now... how disgustingly low-tech In 2015, German sportswear manufacturer Adidas acquired a plucky Austrian IoT startup called Runtastic, which, among other things, manufactured a $129.99 "smart" scale called Libra. Now that product is being discontinued, preventing owners from synchronising their data or even downloading the app required to use it.…

Fitness fans get more battery capacity in thinner case, and replacing it is doable for the brave iFixit, terror of the tri-point, has pulled apart Apple's latest wrist job and found that the friend of the well-heeled fitness fanatic has retained the repairability of its predecessor.…

Yes, why not haul the system into the 21st century? The UK's Ministry of Justice has put out market feelers for the second time in three months in what could amount to a £20m deal, this time for a new payroll system.…

Also: Rocket Lab rehearses for a US debut while Firefly fires up an Alpha In Brief Mother Nature scuppered SpaceX's twelfth operational launch of its Starlink satellites, forcing the company to throw in the towel "due to severe weather in the recovery area."…

Once you're over the learning curve, it's a cross-platform all-rounder Review When you think about iconic mechanical keyboards, the Happy Hacking is among the first to spring to mind. Its compact design is unusual if you're used to full-sized boards with the numpad, function keys, and arrow keys excised. The result is a keyboard that is unfathomably small, occupying little desk real estate.…

Decentralised app rolling out soon, but manual process remains problematic In the absence of a working contact tracing app, the UK government has been forced to rely on manual data collection and human-powered tracing to identify potential cases of exposure to the Covid-19 virus. But, as Parliament’s cross-party Joint Committee on Human Rights claims in a new report, this is just as problematic as the original centralized app, particularly when it comes to user privacy…

Single high-level impulse noise kicked in with morning cuppa. Owner vows never to use the set again Turning off an old second-hand television has restored internet services to a village in Wales.…

Join us on September 29 – and get ready for 2020’s OWASP Top 10 Webcast OK, it’s only updated every three years or so, which means it’s not quite the same as breathlessly clustering around the radio to see whether Blur or Oasis have grabbed the top spot or whether Rhiannon’s Umbrella is still number one, or whether team Taylor will see off Perry.…

What strange magic is this? 41st release and sequel to version 3.38 will be called version 40 Popular open source desktop-and-more outfit GNOME has taught itself a new way to count.…

Ambitions to see the rise of a Brit equivalent to Apple is cool and all but that strategy must include safeguarding chip designer, says union The UK government has been urged to add legal protections to the proposed £31bn sale of Brit chip designer Arm to Nvidia to protect jobs, protect its neutral business model, and make sure it remains headquartered in Cambridge.…

Branded tat and disrupto-talks could return - albeit nine months later than usual in Oz plague capital Cisco has invited its faithful to travel abroad to a mass-attendance event in December 2021.…

Scumbag sobs in court as judge orders him to cough up $1.5m The front man for the notorious Dark Overlord hacker gang, which threatened to leak stolen confidential information unless paid off, has been sentenced to five years behind bars in America.…

Court sends him into lockdown that’s not a whole lot nastier than some used to control a certain virus An IT contractor has been found guilty of pinching his employer’s supercomputer to mine cryptocurrency.…

At least one WiFi access point and five FTTP connections in each India’s government has ordered a broadband building blitz that will see all 45,945 villages in the State of Bihar connected by optic fibre before March 31st, 2021.…

Nancy is among 15 former Big Blue workers now suing the mega-corp for age discrimination IBM has once again been sued for alleged age discrimination, this time in Texas on behalf of 15 former employees.…

TL;DR: Trump is confusing everything to stay in the spotlight Analysis Each day for the past six days, the sale of the US wing of the video-sharing app TikTok has been alternatively approved and not approved, each time with a wave of announcements, tweets, press releases and 24-hour news coverage.…

Strange, it didn't show up during development, says social network Twitter says its AI that automatically crops images in tweets didn't exhibit racial or gender bias when it was developed – even though in production it may prefer to crop out dark-skinned people and focus on women's chests. The social network acknowledged it has more work to do to address concerns.…

You will be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, and numbered Netgear has decided that users of some of its managed network switches don’t need access to the equipment's full user interface – unless they register their details with Netgear first.…