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Decent, legal, honest and searchable: C'mon, Ofcom. Let us check up on the ad-slingers ourselves
It's a hard job... why not outsource it? Column Our favourite controller of UK media, Ofcom, is being given new powers to regulate the internet. Or censor it, depending on your preferred spin. It's all a bit fuzzy at the moment: with illegal content, the regulator will watch for the usual monsters of terrorism and child abuse and act swiftly to close them down and keep them down.…
CPU shortages trash Intel's European PC market share while AMD trills about best ever portfolio
Crash, bang, wallop Intel is losing ground to AMD in every corner of the European PC industry serviced by the channel, according to official sales stats from distributors.…
'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted
The inevitable return of Norbert Spankmonkey Something for the Weekend, Sir? Where's my free promo tat? Fellow convention attendees have no such problem being showered with promotional gifts from all sides as they totter up and down the rows of booths.…
Your McDonald's demo has expired. For full functionality, please purchase a licence or try another fast-food joint
I'll take a Big Mac, large fries and... um, are you OK? Bork!Bork!Bork! There is a saying about networking fails: "It's not DNS. It can't be DNS. It was DNS." So far for The Register's column of retail calamity, it's McDonald's. It's nearly always McDonald's.…
The self-disconnecting switch: Ghost in the machine or just a desire to save some cash?
Yet another reason to never do things by halves On Call The weekend is a day away, but before you swan off, please join us for another episode of ticketing system terror with The Register's regular On Call.…
If you're struggling to keep new year resolutions, try NGTS-10b, a mere 1,000 LY away. One year is just 18 hrs
Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Happy birthday to me... Astronomers have discovered a hot Jupiter-like exoplanet with the shortest orbital period yet: a year on this large puffy world lasts just 18 hours.…
Keep cloud innovation rolling at your biz by getting yourself to Gartner’s Infrastructure and Operations Conference
Discover which developments lie ahead: 16 - 17 June, Frankfurt Promo “Digital transformation” in practice still basically boils down to hybrid cloud, and while more and more of us are bolting public and private cloud infrastructure together, it’s no less important to keep looking for new inspiration as we put new technology and skills in place within the enterprise.…
Worried about future planet-cleansing superbugs? But distrust AI? Guess you're not interested in these antibiotics
Meet halicin, picked by a neural network and whimsically named after the HAL 9000 bot Although new strains of antibiotics are increasingly difficult to develop, scientists have done just that, with the help of a neural network.…
FCC forced by court to ask the public (again) if they think tearing up net neutrality was a really good idea or not
US regulator tries to hide embarrassment behind series of sudden announcements Comment The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is asking the American public to tell it if its decision in 2017 to scrap net neutrality regulations was dumb or not.…
Google product boss cuffed on suspicion of murder after his Microsoft manager wife goes missing, woman's body found, during Hawaii trip
Before he was arrested, Googler appealed to internet, newspaper for help finding his spouse Sonam Saxena, 43, a product manager at Google Cloud, was arrested in Hawaii this week on suspicion of second-degree murder.…
Google exiles 600 apps from Play Store for 'disruptive advertising' amid push to clean up Android souk's image
Purge is the latest in a series of similar store scourings On Thursday Google confirmed it has removed nearly 600 Android apps from the Google Play Store and banned them from its ad services for violating its policies on disruptive advertising and interstitials.…
Apple drops a bomb on long-life HTTPS certificates: Safari to snub new security certs valid for more than 13 months
Keep your crypto below 398 days after September 1 and you're all good Safari will, later this year, no longer accept new HTTPS certificates that expire more than 13 months from their creation date.…
Stuffing nonsense: Persistent cyberpunks are pummelling banks' public APIs, warns Akamai
Security biz clocked 55 million malicious login attempts on a client Financial services firms' public APIs are becoming the target du jour for internet ne'er-do-wells, reckons Akamai, which also said that one of its customers was firehosed with 55 million malicious login attempts last summer.…
Oracle plays its Trump card: Blushing Big Red gushes over US govt support in Java API battle... just as Larry Ellison holds Donald fundraiser
Unfortunate timing – the Obama admin also supported the database giant The US solicitor general Noel Francisco on Wednesday filed a friend-of-the-court brief in support of Oracle in its Java API copyright lawsuit against Google, scheduled to be argued before the US Supreme Court next month.…
RSA Conference loses one more abbreviated tech giant after AT&T disconnects over Wuhan coronavirus fears
Alternative headline: Killer bio-nasty linked to former alien vault and cyber-hacker gathering RSA Yet another big brand has pulled out of RSA Conference, due to take place next week, amid the ongoing novel coronavirus panic.…
Buzzwords ahoy as Microsoft tears the wraps off machine-learning enhancements, new application for Dynamics 365
Introducing Project Operations Microsoft has announced a new application, Dynamics 365 Project Operations, as well as additional AI-driven features for its Dynamics 365 range.…
Google Cloud embraces GitOps with new Application Manager for Kubernetes
Cloud giant aims to attract developers with code-oriented deployment automation Google's new Application Manager, now in beta, is geared toward simplifying setting up GitOps with Google Kubernetes Engine (GKE) as the target platform.…
We know what you did last summer: MGM's hotel spinoff lost 10.7m guest records and now they're on hacker forums
What happens in Vegas... gets leaked on the internet Casino and hotel chain MGM Resorts lost almost 10.7 million guest records last summer, including the data of Jack Dorsey and Justin Bieber, which was duly posted to hacker forums.…
Hey, Brits. Your Google data is leaving the EU before you are: Hoard to be shipped from Ireland to US next month
Relax, you won't feel a thing Google's UK users will see their data shifted to a US-based data controller from the end of next month with the ad giant blaming Brexit for the move.…
Life in plastic, with a classic: Polymer £20 notes released into wild sporting Turner art
Updated cocaine straws will be much harder to forge and hopefully vegan The Bank of England has started sending out new polymer £20 notes but the old paper ones remain legal tender for now.…
London's Metropolitan Police flip the switch: Smile, fellow citizens... you're undergoing Live Facial Recognition
This is not a test The Metropolitan Police are using live facial recognition (LFR) in various locations in central London today after spending two years testing the technology.…
Appy days? Microsoft's Word, Excel and PowerPoint now live under one roof on mobile – but look out for Office 365 popups
And that's one hell of a privacy agreement Microsoft's all-in-one mobile Office app combining Word, Excel and Powerpoint into a single application for iOS and Android is here, but you'll need an Office 365 subscription to use the "premium features."…
No Huawei gear in vital 5G project to bring virtual-reality Robin Hood to Sherwood Forest
Rural trials will not use equipment 'from high risk vendors' says Ministry of Fun The UK's Department for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS, aka the Ministry of Fun) has barred Huawei gear from rural 5G trials.…
GRU won't believe it: UK and US call out Russia for cyber-attacks on Georgia last year
It's APT28 again! Public attribution names and shames state-backed crew The same Russian state hackers who unleashed NotPetya on the world's computers were behind destructive cyberattacks on Georgia during 2019, the governments of Britain and the US have said – echoing a similar attribution a decade ago.…
Keen to check for 'abnormal' user behaviours? Microsoft talks insider risk, AWS imports and compliance at infosec shindig RSA
Before you remove the mote from thy hacker's eye, remove the beam from the eyes of your, er, Teams RSA As IBM's crew cancels their hotel rooms, Microsoft's infosec staffers are still set to attend the decades-old RSA conference and pulled the covers off a raft of security releases and previews for the event today.…
Yo, Imma let you finish, but for the 6,000 people still using that app on a daily basis ... we have a question: why?
Taylor Swift of apps or ultimate ironic hipster shout-out? In 2014, the world was graced with yet another social network. This one was special. While Facebook and Twitter were grotesquely stodgy beasts, this app stood out with its almost Scandinavian simplicity. It would allow you to message your friends with the word "Yo!" – and that's it.…
All that Samsung users found on UK website after weird Find my Mobile push notification was... other people's details
It's looking rather ominous to us Following a mysterious "Find my Mobile" push notification this morning, questions are swirling around Samsung after customers found other users's login details being shown to them while trying to change their passwords.…
Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of masking tape on a sign
You'd hope it would know 85mph speed limits aren't exactly routine Vid A single piece of electrical tape stuck to a 35mph (56kph) road sign is enough to trick the autopilot software in Tesla's vehicles into speeding up to 85mph (136kph).…
'An issue of survival': Why Mozilla welcomes EU attempts to regulate the internet giants
The web is 'optimised for Chrome, not for independent browsers' Interview Mozilla's head of EU public policy, Raegan MacDonald, reckons effective regulation to protect privacy and enable fair competition is an "issue of survival" for Mozilla and other independent companies.…
How's this for a crossover? Scumbag scammed victims with fake gem mines – then pivoted to fake crypto-mines
Not the sort of 'digital transformation' you want to be part of A bloke has copped to operating a £115m ($149m) scam that managed to encompass physical mining of gems and the virtual mining of cryptocoins.…
Samsung will be Putin dreaded Kremlin-approved shovelware on its phones, claims Russia
Now Ru? The Russian government, via mouthpiece RIA Novosti, has claimed Korean tech giant Samsung will comply with a controversial Russian law passed in November that forces smartphones and computers to come pre-installed with domestic-made shovelware.…
Smartwatch owners love their calorie-counting gadgets, but they are verrry expensive
Xiaomi the way to the sale rack, would you? Smartwatch sales have been steadily increasing in recent years, thanks to Apple's efforts, as well as downward pricing pressure from Chinese firms like Xiaomi. And, according to entrail prodders at analyst haus CCS Insight, those who buy them are fairly content.…
VCs warn: Pumping millions into an AI startup? You mean, pumping millions into Azure, AWS or Google Cloud...
And forget SaaS-y upstarts: These machine-learning darlings are more like traditional service outfits Despite all the hype around artificial intelligence, trendy startups built upon the tech are said to have lower margins than funding-magnet software-as-a-service (SaaS) companies.…
The great big open-source census: Most-used libraries revealed – plus 10 things developers should be doing to keep their code secure
Linux Foundation hears your gripes about naming schemes, legacy code, and more With modern applications now composed of 80 to 90 per cent Free and Open Source Software (FOSS), the Linux Foundation and Laboratory for Innovation Science at Harvard University (LISH) on Wednesday published their second open-source census to promote better security and code management practices.…
Galileo got it wrong – official: Jupiter actually wet, not super-dry: 'No one would have guessed that water might be so variable across the planet'
The 1990s spacecraft, that is Jupiter contains more water than a previous study suggested, according to recordings from NASA's Juno probe, which were published in Nature Astronomy this month.…
Chrome deploys deep-linking tech in latest browser build despite privacy concerns
It's not a bug, it's a feature, explains the Chocolate Factory Google has implemented a browser capability in Chrome called ScrollToTextFragment that enables deep links to web documents, but it has done so despite unresolved privacy concerns and lack of support from other browser makers.…
Forcing us to get consent before selling browser histories violates our free speech, US ISPs claim
That ain't the way life should be, Maine responds The US state of Maine is violating internet broadband providers' free speech by forcing them to ask for their customers’ permission to sell their browser history, according to a new lawsuit.…
Oi, Cisco! Who left the 'high privilege' login for Smart Software Manager just sitting out in the open?
Critical fix for static credential headlines latest patch rollout Cisco has released fixes to address 17 vulnerabilities across its networking and unified communications lines.…
Facebook tells US tax bods: Swear to God, we were only worth $6.5bn in 2010 because we were menaced by... MySpace and smartphones
IRS wants Zuckerberg's empire to cough up $9bn in back taxes Facebook has told a court the reason it valued itself at just $6.5bn back in 2010 is not because it was seeking to avoid paying billions in extra tax, but because people had started using their mobile phones more. At the time, the antisocial goliath was reliant on ads on its desktop site.…
Assange lawyer: Trump offered WikiLeaker a pardon in exchange for denying Russia hacked Democrats' email
America wanted a cover-up of Kremlin ties to DNC intrusion, court told Julian Assange was offered a pardon by the White House only if he publicly said Russia did not hack the Democratic National Committee, according to the WikiLeaks supremo's lawyer.…
When the air gap is the space between the ears: A natural gas plant let ransomware spread from office IT to ops
Mystery facility hit by 'commodity' infection thought to be Ryuk America's Homeland Security this week disclosed it recently responded to a ransomware infection at an unnamed natural gas plant.…
US court responds to Chinese comms giant sueball: There's no Huawei we're lifting ban on federal agencies using your kit
Firm told: Contracting with Uncle Sam is a privilege, not a right An American court has rejected Huawei's constitutional challenge to a US law that bans federal agencies and contractors from buying and using the Chinese firm's telecoms equipment.…
Brit telcos score £218m licence fee repayment from Ofcom after penny-pinching regulator loses Court of Appeal case
But will you see your phone bills decreasing? Ofcom must repay £218m to the UK's four main mobile network operators (MNOs) after overcharging them for spectrum access, the Court of Appeal ruled today.…
Don't use natwest.co.uk for online banking, Natwest bank tells baffled customer
Dot-com is all the rage, yo Updated British customers of High Street banking brand Natwest are being advised not to use the domain natwest.co.uk – by none other than Natwest itself.…
Larry Tesler cut and pasted from this mortal coil: That thing you just did? He probably invented it
PARC, Apple and Amazon – computing pioneer dies at 74 Obit Larry Tesler – self-described "primary inventor of modeless editing and cut, copy, paste" – has died at the age of 74.…
The European Commission digital strategy wants to, er, take back control of citizens' data
We read through reams of releases to give you the skinny on plans for: AI, 100Mbps min. broadband, data-sharing ... and what's this about a Euro-cloud? The European Commission, under its newly elected president Ursula von der Leyen, this morning emitted a sweeping digital strategy for the member states over the next five years. There's a lot to get through, but it focuses on three pillars: digital enablement and protection for individuals (including AI regulation and broadband availability), fair competition, and sustainability.…
Glue's clues: Samsung Galaxy Z Flip dissection reveals a pholdable mired in adhesive
Yeah, don't break this one either iFixit has gone all Spanish inquisition on the Samsung Galaxy Z Flip, taking a sharp scalpel to the pricey foldable's innards and posting the pics online. What did it find? Not heresy, but somewhat of a mixed bag when it comes to repairability.…
Reddit gets downvoted as site takes a Wednesday tumble
World turns to Twitter for reasoned discussion and cat memes Pit of the internet Reddit is TITSUP* just in time to ruin the lunchtime surfing of Europeans and the morning smoothie-quaffing of Americans.…
Microsoft crack habit reports: User claims Surface Laptop 3 screen fractured again after repair
Split me once, shame on you. Split me twice, shame on, er, you again? Screens on Microsoft's Surface Laptop 3 have appeared to develop a crack habit, with one of the latest complaints claiming this happened even after repair.…
Private equity ponies up £2m to help launch satellites from sunny Shetland by next year
What was it Burns said? Something about plans, mice and men Private equity biz Leonne International has snapped up 20 per cent of Shetland Space Centre for a hair over £2m, with the cash set to grow the company ahead of launches from the northernmost British isle.…
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