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Unexpected OutSage: Sage Business Cloud enjoys a Tuesday totter
Cloudy accounting service takes an extended morning tea break Updated Accounting software giant Sage has been having a few irritating interruptions this morning as users encountered difficulty counting beans with the company's services.…
How much open source is too much when it's in Microsoft's clutches? Eclipse Foundation boss sounds note of alarm
'Wouldn't it be ironic if all paths used by open-source developers lead to Microsoft?' Anyone still worry about the Microsoft monopoly? Executive director of the Eclipse Foundation Mike Milinkovich does.…
Seize the chance to boost your IT security skills: Trio of training events to choose from
SANS brings three immersive training events to London Promo IT security training specialist SANS Institute is bringing three major training events to London this summer and autumn, each offering a bumper programme of intensive courses designed to arm security professionals with the skills they need to defend against data breaches and malicious attacks.…
Japan's mission to mine Mars' moon is cleared – now they've filled out the right paperwork on alien world contamination
In space no one can hear you complete form P6719 in triplicate for astro-mandarins Japanese space agency JAXA has been given the all clear from eggheads to attempt a landing on Mars' largest moon, drill into it, and bring a sample back to Earth without an Andromeda Strain incident.…
Amazon’s Away Teams laid bare: How AWS's hivemind of engineers develop and maintain their internal tech
Cloud giant's structure, staff practices revealed Deep dive Companies inside and out of Silicon Valley have found their own ways to rapidly develop and deploy features and functionality.…
Guess what shrinks when it gets cold and then you shake it around a little? The Moon. We're talking about the Moon
What did you think we meant? Our Moon is getting cooler, causing it to shrink. Now, research published in Nature Geoscience on Monday suggests that shrinkage is leading to a whole lot of shaking going on, with a little help from Earth too.…
It's 2019 and a WhatsApp call can hack a phone: Zero-day exploit infects mobes with spyware
Rap for surveillanceware chaps in chat app voice yap trap flap – now everyone patch A security flaw in WhatsApp can be, and has been, exploited to inject spyware into victims' smartphones: all a snoop needs to do is make a booby-trapped voice call to a target's number, and they're in. The victim doesn't need to do a thing other than leave their phone on.…
It's 2019 so now security vulnerabilities are branded using emojis: Meet Thrangrycat, a Cisco router secure boot flaw
That's how you pronounce 😾😾😾: A means to bury spyware deep inside pwned networking gear Security weaknesses at the heart of some of Cisco's network routers, switches, and firewalls can be exploited by hackers to hide spyware deep inside compromised equipment.…
FCC promises, yet again, to tackle robocalls. Translation: Expect six more months of waiting
I'm going to hold a summit, says Pai. Just get on with it, demands fellow commissioner Faced with growing political and legal anger, Ajit Pai, the chairman of America's communications watchdog, has again promised to do something about robocalls – and again left critics fuming over his foot-dragging antics.…
BSO wolfs down IX Reach to create *checks notes* world's 'largest' private telecom biz
330 PoPs and counting Network, cloud, and hosting provider BSO has gobbled up British enterprise connectivity specialist IX Reach, creating, it claims, "the largest privately owned telecom operator in the world."…
Apple won't be appy: US Supremes give green light to massive lawsuit over App Store prices
Legal action over 30% cut iGiant takes from software sales allowed to continue Folks can sue Apple in the US for forcing app developers to pay the iGiant a 30 per cent commission, America's Supreme Court has decided.…
Ex-Arm execs' upstart Agile Analog palmed $5m to sink into AI-driven chip design
Robot overlords making robot overlords A Cambridge-based chip design upstart led by former Arm executives has secured $5m (£3.84m) in venture capital to expand its engineering team and generate more sales.…
Assange rape claims: Complainant welcomes Swedish investigation's reopening
Plus: Investigators granted access to Jules' room in Ecuadorian embassy A woman accusing Julian Assange of sexual assault has welcomed the decision to reopen an investigation into the WikiLeaks founder.…
Upgrade refuseniks, beware: Adobe snips away legacy versions of its Creative Cloud apps
Need something older than the last two major updates? Tough – get on the update treadmill Adobe has left customers reeling after bringing an axe down on old versions of its Creative Cloud line-up.…
Japan on track to start testing Alfa-X, fastest train in the world with top speed of 400kph
But an even faster Maglev method is also in the works The East Japan Railway Company (JR East) began testing a 10-carriage 400kph (249mph) bullet train on Friday night.…
New builds, new Edge and some old friends: Everything that wasn't Azure from Microsoft's week that was
Yep, PowerToys is back ... well, the open-sourcey reboot is, anyway Roundup Bored of Build? Suffering from cloud cramping? It wasn't all Azure, Azure, Azure from Microsoft last week.…
Investors whack red alert on tech reseller Computacenter over lack of women on board
One of 20 firms to receive fail badge UK tech reseller Computacenter has had a big red warning slapped on it for not having enough women on its board of directors.…
AI! Databases here we come, yells Huawei as it preps software you can fling your Arm around
Watch your back, Larry E: New tech's hitting Beijing on Wednesday Huawei is about to make life more complicated: it is gearing up to launch its own database product, featuring machine learning and compatible with Arm-based processors.…
UK Home Office: If we want Ofcom to break the law, that should be perfectly legal
Department to appeal High Court ruling over ministerial powers UK Home Office ministers are to appeal against a High Court judgment, handed down a few weeks ago, that prevents them from ordering regulators like Ofcom to stop carrying out their statutory duties.…
It woz ransomware wot did it: ConnectWise spills beans on cause for day-long outage
Hackers got in via offsite machine used for cloud performance testing A customer email from biz automation outfit ConnectWise has revealed that a ransomware attack was to blame for an outage which crashed its systems for a whole day earlier this month.…
Thomas the wank engine: London rail passengers played pr0n grunts over PA system
Mind the fap Commuters on London's Wandsworth-Clapham service last Friday morning had yet another reason to awkwardly avoid each others' gazes as grunts and groans from what sounded like a pornographic film oozed out of the train's Tannoy system.…
Get in line, USA: Sweden reopens Assange rape case
Applies for European Arrest Warrant Sweden's deputy director of public prosecutions Eva-Marie Persson is reopening the rape investigation into WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange.…
Go on, Skippy, spill yer guts: 10.5 million+ Australians' data was breached in past 3 months
Out of 25 million? Cripes The Office of the Australian Data Information Commissioner's quarterly report has revealed that more than 10.5 million Ozzies – about 40 per cent of the lot of them – had their personal data slurped in one single incident in the first three months of 2019.…
Here's what Autonomy told its salesmen they were allowed to do
'No side agreements' Autonomy Trial With the Autonomy Trial in full swing over HPE's allegations that the British software company fiddled its accounts to inflate its buy price, what exactly were the corporation's internal rules on recognising revenue? An internal presentation from its general counsel, obtained by The Register, sheds some light.…
Register Lecture: Hidden heroes of Alan Turing's Enigma
Live code-breaking and beer A curse follows Enigma, the cryptography device deployed by Adolf Hitler's military during the WWII to protect their Morse communications from the Allies. That curse? Invisibility.…
Hi! It looks like you're working on a marketing strategy for a product nowhere near release! Would you like help?
Engineer reveals departmental porkies, gets told never to leave his desk again Who, Me? Monday has once again reared its head, and with that we welcome you back to Who, Me?, El Reg's weekly column where techies tell us about incidents from days of yore.…
Baltimore hit with more ransomware, ChinaMobile gets the boot in the US, and another (mild) Systemd system-d'oh!
Plus, Diachenko strikes again with Indian data find Roundup Last week, a Symantec boss stepped down, a Chinese hacker was called out, and an AirBnB hidden camera creep was cuffed.…
Tech giants get antsy in Northern Virginia: Give us renewable power, there's a planet to save... and PR to harvest
Nobody likes monopolies Northern Virginia is the most important data centre market on the planet, with more than a gigawatt of colocation capacity, and even more servers hidden in cloud data centres.…
Freaky photo flingers face fat fines for flagrant phallus flashing fun
What a d*ck move! Singapore criminalizes unsolicited nude pics A little wood could soon get you the cane (or at least some time behind bars), thanks to a recently-passed law in Singapore that criminalizes sending unwelcome nude photos.…
Clarifai job cuts, Lyft and Waymo love-in and OpenAI's scary GPT-2 goes live – well, sort of
Bits and bobs from the week's AI news Roundup Hello, this week's AI roundup is short and sweet. If you've been waiting to play with OpenAI's GPT-2 model, here's your chance. Also, Waymo and Lyft are working together to bring self-driving taxis on the road.…
Panic as panic alarms meant to keep granny and little Timmy safe prove a privacy fiasco
Simple hack turns them into super secret spying tool A GPS tracker used by elderly people and young kids has a security hole that could allow others to track and secretly record their wearers.…
Fellow AI nerds, beware: Google Cloud glitch leaves Nvidia T4 GPUs off estimated bills for some virtual machines
Wow, cool, they look free to use... *checks invoice the next day* ...They most certainly were not free If something seems too good to be true, it probably is. There appears to be a bug in the Google Cloud Platform online user interface that may lead engineers into thinking they're renting GPU-accelerated virtual machines for free, when, really, they're not.…
Amazon agrees to stop selling toxic jewelry, school supplies to kids, coughs up some couch change ($700,000)
Probe found dangerous levels of lead, cadmium in stuff sold via web souk Amazon on Thursday agreed to pay $700,000 and stop selling toxic children's school supplies and jewelry – after a probe found dangerous levels of lead and cadmium in some of the e-commerce site's wares.…
Timely Trump tariffs tax tech totally: 25 per cent levy on modems, fiber optics, networking gear, semiconductors…
It's the art of the deal, folks New tariffs imposed today by the US government on Chinese imports will hit the tech industry hard, with everything from semiconductors to networking equipment now taxed at 25 per cent.…
What's that? Uber isn't actually worth $82bn? Reverse-gear IPO shows the gig (economy) is up
Debut skids off the road as people reluctantly admit they hoped everyone else's stupidity would help them cash out It couldn't have happened to a nastier company.…
NPM today stands for Now Paging Microsoft: GitHub just launched its own software registry
GitHub Package Registry provides libraries and other bits and bytes for Java, JavaScript, Ruby, .NET and more GitHub today will introduce the GitHub Package Registry, a service to allow software developers to publish and manage public or private software packages for a variety of programming languages.…
Let's rack and roll: Sanmina's hulk can bench press 4,500lbs
This is your IT on steroids A reinforced IT rack able to accommodate up to 4,500lbs (more than 2 metric tonnes) of hardware – even in transit – has been built by contract manufacturer Sanmina.…
Crap band sues crap beer maker: Hair-metal rockers have an Axl to grind over Guns N' Rosé
Court filing warns: Welcome to the jungle Aged rockers Guns N' Roses are suing a Colorado brewery which has been flogging Guns N' Rosé beer.…
Another remote-code execution hole in top database engine SQLite: How it works, and why not to totally freak out
You know the drill: Patch and stop using C Cisco Talos researchers have uncovered an SQLite use-after-free() vulnerability that could allow an attacker to, in theory, remotely execute code on an affected device.…
Analyst: Intel flash supply partnership prospects could point to SK Hynix
CEO Bob Swan sees NAND as a ugly duckling, apparently Analysis Intel has SSDs in its data centre strategy but has not committed to technology investments - and analysts have said they suspect a supply partnership deal is in the offing.…
Nvidia, King's College train robot overlords to spot oddities on radiology scans
It's X-ray men: Rise of the machines – as units deploy AI for NHS GPU near-monopoly Nvidia will be working alongside King's College London to put machine learning algorithms to work on NHS datasets.…
Symantec boss Greg Clark exits biz amid dismal financials
Troubled security house keeps up trend of sudden resignations Greg Clark, CEO and president of Symantec, has "stepped down" suddenly and with no permanent replacement lined up, just as his predecessor did.…
Press 2 to make a bid: Troubled biz comms beast Avaya confirms fire sale
Cue shares diving 16% for Santa Clara-based contact centre tech outfit Troubled call centre and telecoms provider Avaya has confirmed it is up for sale following a rollercoaster couple of years and a poor set of results for its latest quarter, Q2 '19.…
Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian
Awwigh daahlin', I FINK you'll find Contrary to popular belief, Brits really don't all sound like the Queen or Hollywood villains and according to Big 7 Travel, there are no less than 56 accents recognised within our tiny corner of the world (though there are likely a lot more). So what's the logical next step?…
Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin unveils 'Blue Moon' lander, making it way too easy for manchild Elon Musk to take the piss
More like Blue BALLS amirite? lolol I'm 11 At an event in Washington DC, Blue Origin boss Jeff Bezos yesterday showed world+dog the company's Moon lander – Blue Moon – and promised manned missions to the lunar surface by 2024.…
Just in time for the Wiki-end: Chelsea Manning released from prison
Might be back inside soon Chelsea Manning has been released from prison after 62 days for refusing to testify to an American grand jury investigating WikiLeaks.…
Sushovan Hussain told me to fiddle revenues, says Autonomy sales chief
Plus: Barrister's questions 'abuse of process', rages opponent Autonomy Trial While he agreed that Autonomy’s ex-CFO was a "highly ethical person", Stouffer Egan couldn't quite bring himself to tell the High Court that Sushovan Hussain had never fiddled Autonomy's accounts.…
We’ll be putting the (software) world to rights in Westminster next week
Doors open at Continuous Lifecycle London on Tuesday Events The doors open at Continuous Lifecycle London on Tuesday, and there's still time for you to join us, and 40 of the finest speakers in DevOps, containers, serverless and CI/CD.…
Who pwns the watchmen? Maybe Russians selling the source code for three US antivirus vendors
Unnamed security shops said to have lost source code A Russian hacking outfit says it has stolen confidential data from a trio of US antivirus companies.…
P-p-p-pick up a Pengwin: Windows Subsystem for Linux boffins talk version 2
It's all about the enterprise, dummy The Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL) 2 was one of the bigger surprises of Microsoft's developer love-in, Build. The Register had a chat with the team behind Pengwin to find out what the changes mean for devs on the platform.…
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