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An unbearable itch to migrate your OS to the cloud? You might have a case of Windows VD
Place to be for multi-session Windows 10 and life support for Windows 7 Microsoft has released Windows Virtual Desktop (WVD) while reminding users that Windows 7 is inching ever closer to the end of support.…
600 armed German cops storm Cyberbunker hosting biz on illegal darknet market claims
Look, it's CB3ROB – remember them? Cops have seized the physical premises and servers of the Dutch-German ISP that once hosted The Pirate Bay – after storming the hosting biz's ex-NATO bunker hideout with 600 gunmen.…
Thanks-thanks to TalkTalk teen hacker: UK cops' first auction of ill-gotten Bitcoin nets £240k
Cryptocoin from selling hacking services, ppldeets online helps fund crimefighters British cops have raised £240,000 in their first ever UK-based auction of cryptocurrencies understood to have been seized from former TalkTalk hacker Elliot Gunton , who'd "earned" it selling hacking services and flogging people's stolen personal details online.…
How to lose a UK contractor in 10 days: Make them commit after upcoming IR35 tax upheaval, apparently
Survey warns of 'brain drain' A survey of UK freelancers has found that changes to IR35 tax rules mean some are considering moving to another client if their current client tries to push them into a permanent position.…
Gears of law say Gears of War character Cole Train is not based on ex-American football player
Microsoft's motion for summary judgement granted Gears of War's Augustus "Cole Train" Cole is not Lenwood "Hard Rock" Hamilton, according to a Pennsylvania federal court.…
'Six' in the city: Kiwi sportswear shop telly beamed X-rated flicks for hours over weekend
Asics confirms it was hacked A New Zealand plimsoll emporium has apologised for inadvertently playing smut on its promo screens for nine hours over the weekend.…
Computer says no: An expression-analysing AI has been picking out job candidates for Unilever
One day you may find yourself having to impress software A US firm is flogging facial-expression software to analyse job candidates' performance in video interviews and make initial selections for companies including Unilever.…
Windows 10 May 2019 Update declared safe at last, which bodes well for upcoming 19H2 build
Also: Azure, SQL Server and keeping the Windows 2008 R2 lights on Roundup As the faithful attempted to stir up excitement for this week's hardware event, Microsoft has continued its efforts to ship the next version of Windows while also flinging out updates for Azure and SQL Server.…
NASA Administrator upends the scorn bucket on Elon Musk's Starship spurtings
Mars, Moon and shiny steel is all well and good. But how about sending a crew to the ISS without anything exploding, hmm? SpaceX CEO Elon Musk braved the wind to give the faithful an update on the progress of the Starship and Super Heavy program from the company's Boca Chica facility in Texas.…
Facial recognition at festivals, stupid shoplifting algorithms, Google shares data to kill off deepfakes
Also, is AI as good as doctors? Roundup Let's catch you up on recent AI news happenings.…
Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts
Which cost Lake District land seller £25,000 Your work email signature block can be used to form a binding and legal contract, the Manchester County Court has ruled – costing an unfortunate land seller £25,000 from her hoped-for sale price.…
IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977
When boot messages go bad Who, Me? Welcome to The Register's weekly leap into the guilty, and not-so-guilty confessions of readers in our Who, Me? column.…
Microsoft changes encryption, another D-Link bug, phishing dangers, and more
Plus, Baltimore's disastrous ransomware infection and worse IT practices Roundup Let's look at some of the latest security news you may have missed this week.…
TAG, you're s*!t: Internet advertising industry bods admit self-policing approach is a sham
Meanwhile: Trustworthy Accountability Group CEO dismisses ax-grinding critics Special report The Trustworthy Accountability Group, or TAG, was formed in 2015 to "eradicate digital advertising fraud, malware, ad-supported piracy, and to increase transparency across the digital advertising supply chain."…
Astroboffins spy the most ancient protocluster of galaxies yet found post Big Bang
The giant group of 12 galaxies formed when the universe was just 800 million years old The oldest protocluster of galaxies found to date began clumping together some 13 billion years ago, when the universe was just 6 per cent of its current age.…
Margin mugs: A bank paid how much for a 2m Ethernet cable? WTF!
El Reg brings you the hall of shame A bank paid a rapacious reseller more than £40 for a two-metre Ethernet cable that cost just 32 pence at trade price or retailed for £4 on a popular online store, in the latest survey of UK margin mugging.…
Now that's integrity: Bloke sinks 7 beers, turns himself in. Cops weren't looking for him
But that didn't stop them arresting him for being drunk We all like to think that we generally try to do the right thing. However, sometimes doing the right thing is not doing anything at all.…
SPARCs fly as Oracle recharges Arm server processor designer Ampere with $40m
Ohm my God On Friday Oracle said it had invested $40m in Ampere Computing, a designer of 64-bit Arm server-class processors, run by Renée James, who coincidentally also holds a seat on Oracle's board of directors.…
Got a pre-A12 iPhone? Love jailbreaks? Happy Friday! 'Unpatchable tethered Boot ROM exploit' released
Coder claims iThings older than two years can be unlocked from Apple's clutches A programmer claims to have found a way to execute arbitrary code on recent-ish iPhones and iPads, paving the way for full-blown tethered jailbreaks.…
What's that smell? Perfume merchant senses the scent of a digital burglary
Fragrance Direct discovers 'malicious code' that led to leakage of customer data Online merchant fragrancedirect.co.uk has confirmed a miscreant broke into its systems and made off with a raft of customers’ personal data, including payment card details.…
Analyse this: IBM punts off algorithm risk biz
Financial specialist picks up part of Big Blue that eyes up quants' models, trades and more Financial specialist SS&C is buying a bunch of IBM's risk algorithm assets as Big Blue continues to offload areas of the business it deems to be non-core.…
What is this, 2016? A rummage around in 7th-gen iPad innards shows repurposed tech within
Bigger case means we can use even more glue! Apple's new iPad is a magical machine, able to take a user back to 2016, the year of the iPhone 7. Screwdriver demons iFixit have ripped one apart to find out just how retro the thing really is.…
Hey, it's Google's birthday! Remember when they were the good guys?
Reg greybeards (whispered, stage left): We remember Google is celebrating its 21st birthday today – old enough to buy its own celebratory pint in many states in the US.…
Amazon, maker of racist and sexist facial recog, to suggest regulations for facial recog systems
Now we're really scared Amazon is drafting proposals for the regulation of facial recognition technology.…
Mayor of London wants mobile providers to stick more network kit across Big Smoke's rooftops
But are landlords going to care about a template agreement? UK mobile networks could be able to shove their kit on more of the capital's rooftops following a draft agreement put together by the Mayor of London's office.…
Sussex Police gives up on £790k Gatwick drone shutdown probe
No new arrests, no idea what happened Sussex Police still have no clue what happened during the Gatwick drone fiasco of Christmas 2018 – though the force now claims witnesses saw two small unmanned craft over the London airport during its 30-hour shutdown.…
Baby alert! Japan Air lets passengers book seats far away from screaming abdabs
No word on rugby fans or armrest-hoggers Japan Airlines is reportedly adding a baby symbol to its online seat booking system, allowing passengers to pick a seat according to possible noise levels.…
No Huawei: Micron hit by oversupply, US-China trade issues as DRAM sales sliced in half
But says customers at last chowing through memory stockpile Micron's revenues for its Q4 were dramatically affected by the US trade dispute with China – and Huawei in particular - as well as larger stockpiling and trade uncertainties.…
We're all doooooomed: Gloomy Brit workforce really isn't coping well with impending Brexit
Cheer up, it might never happen. But it probably will Employee confidence in the UK has fallen for the third consecutive quarter and the number of workers actively looking for new jobs is down 8 per cent as people hunker down for the perceived storms ahead.…
Cisco helps ease blight of tourism on Orkney's Wi-Fi hotspot network thanks to £4.3m grant
*grumble* Coming over here... hogging our internets *groan* Cisco has begun live trials of its OpenRoaming technology on the Orkney islands off the north coast of Scotland, intended to allow people to move more easily between Wi-Fi hotspots.…
YouTuber charged loads of fans $199 for shoddy machine learning course that copy-pasted other people's GitHub code
Oh, and there wasn't a refund policy until folk complained The AI hysteria has led to a rash of budding engineers hoping to land a cushy job somewhere in Silicon Valley.…
Lucas Pope: Indie games visionary makes pen-pushing feel like an exciting career choice
Ghost ship intrigue in Return of the Obra Dinn, border bureaucracy in Papers, Please The RPG Greetings, traveller, and welcome back to The Register Plays Games. Five months in, the column has left me wondering why I've burned so many of my hard-earned Register tokens on stuffing my rig with powerful hardware. Darkest Dungeon is a 2D, side-scrolling roguelike and Kenshi's graphics are straight out of 2009 – neither take a high-end machine to run and enjoy but, sure, it helps.…
Pupil mental health monitor promises app rewrite after hardcoded login creds discovered
You Steer-ed into some potential trouble there Exclusive A British firm whose mobile apps monitor the mental state of 35,000 British schoolchildren is having to rewrite them after researchers found hardcoded login credentials within.…
Visual Studio for Mac: A bunch of new features but Xcode and VS Code are tough competition
Making sense of Microsoft's dev tool family Hands On Microsoft this week opened the gates on Visual Studio for Mac 2019 8.3, a flexible development environment for .NET, and The Reg can give you the lowdown on some of the new features.…
Multitasking is a myth: It means doing lots of things equally badly
Some people just like to take the p*ss Something for the Weekend, Sir? Excuse me while I have another slash. Aaaaaah, that's better.…
Reach out and touch fake: Hand tracking in VR? How about your own, personal, haptics?
The Reg fingers a pair of €5k sluggers from the land of clogs Oculus may be bringing hand tracking to the Quest, its standalone virtual reality (VR) platform, but haptic feedback is really where things are at.…
Behold the perils of trying to turn the family and friends support line into a sideline
That time when a professional turned out to be somewhat amateur On Call Friday! At last! And with Friday comes the promise of the weekend and the reality of The Register's weekly dip into the big bag of On Call experiences.…
Windows 10 May 2019 Update inches toward the 50 per cent uptake as a new build drops
Microsoft gazes forlornly at the halcyon days of 2018, before that release happened Ad slingers AdDuplex celebrated the impending release of Windows 10 19H2 by reporting that, yup, the 10 May 2019 Update is quietly doing the business for Microsoft.…
Astroboffins baffled after spotting solar system with great gas giant that shouldn't exist
Back to the drawing board folks A gas giant orbiting a tiny red dwarf star thirty light years away has left astronomers baffled because it's not supposed to exist, according to a study published in Science on Thursday.…
*Microsoft taps your shoulder* Hi sorry yeah, we're still suing US govt for right to tell people when they are spied on
You gotta fight for your right to paaaartake in a legal process to inform folks of snoop orders When it comes to valiant defenders of the people from American spies there are many names that spring to mind. Microsoft is perhaps not typically one of them – though Redmond, if you had forgotten, is still battling the US government in a fight over cloud subscriber privacy.…
DoorDash doesn't just pick up your food orders, it delivers your data to hackers, too
Profile info on 5 million users, including ordering history, hashed passwords, plus driver records, exposed to miscreants Gig-economy delivery app maker DoorDash is so, so sorry this Thursday after hackers gained access to nearly five million of its customer accounts.…
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise, politicians will philander... And US voting machines will be physically insecure
DEF CON dossier reveals: You are not as secure as you imagine The Unites States' electronic ballot boxes are as vulnerable as ever to physical tampering by hackers. So says this year's DEF CON Voting Village Report, which summarizes the findings of infosec experts who picked apart the various vote-casting computer systems in use today by cities and counties around the country.…
You are faking it! No, you are! No, AT&T is... Verizon, T-Mobile US execs form 5G circular firing squad on Twitter
Finally, something actually exciting happening with this mobile broadband tech For over a year, savvy journalists and policymakers have been refusing to swallow the hype around 5G, aka ultra-fast mobile broadband, pointing out some unwelcome realities about the technology.…
Tune in next month: Learn all about the hackers staring down Singapore, Australia
And, crucially, how you can thwart these next-gen miscreants and protect your org Webcast We all know there are miscreants out there looking to break into our computer systems and steal our data – we even know how it's done.…
US immigration uses Google Translate to scan people's social media for bad posts – Er, don't do that, says everyone else
'Me encanta América... huh, so you're a terrorist?!' Google recommends that anyone using its translation technology add a disclaimer that translated text may not be accurate.…
Dunkin do-nots: Deep-fried cake maker did not warn its sugar addicts that crooks raided web accounts, says NY AG
President facing impeachment probe, Brexit off the rails... but more importantly, your Dunkies account was potentially pwned The US state of New York is suing food chain Dunkin Donuts for what is says is an illegal lapse in computer security.…
Quic! Head to the latest Chrome version and try out HTTP/3
New, faster protocol becomes a reality The latest iteration of the ubiquitous HTTP internet protocol - version 3 - has hit the web.…
Pro tip: Plug in your Tesla S when clocking off, lest you run out of juice mid hot pursuit
San Francisco copper learns the hard way A police chase came to an untimely end this week when the officer in pursuit realised his Tesla S was about to run out of juice.…
Dropbox Paper: Handy for collaborating... oh and harvesting email addresses, too
'We understand the concerns' says Dropbox (not enough to change how it works, though) A security engineer has complained that a feature of Dropbox Paper, a document collaboration tool, leaks email addresses by design.…
Worst-case Scenario? You've got it: Gremlin makes totally trashing your apps even easier
Chaos merchant's failure-as-a-service tests system resilience Chaos-engineering company Gremlin has launched Scenarios – "templates of real-world outages" that make it easier to wreck your applications.…
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