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IBM won't grow, says analyst firm while eyeing flatlining share price
Only a third of its revenues at most come from 'growth areas' IBM’s profits are in a “likely irreversible structural decline”, according to a house of analysts that isn't convinced the company is in a position to grow anytime soon.…
Microsoft's elderly .NET Framework shakes stick at whippersnapper Core while Visual Studio drops another preview
ARM64 and iOS 12 for devs, slow shuffle for venerable framework A third preview of Visual Studio 2017 15.9 made an appearance last night, along with teasers for what Microsoft has planned for its .NET Framework and Core products.…
Qualcomm chip roadmap leaks: Now with added hotdog*
No integrated 5G just yet Qualcomm's revamp of its mobile system on a chip Snapdragon is more than just a rebrand, according to a reliable German source.…
Qualcomm chip roadmap leaks: Now with added hotdog*
No integrated 5G just yet Qualcomm's revamp of its mobile system on a chip Snapdragon is more than just a rebrand, according to a reliable German source.…
Ex-Cisco chief John Chambers: Tech biz bods are 'too arrogant'
It's easy to be serene from a throne of cash Today's captains of the tech set are just too arrogant, according to multimillionaire and Cisco-exec-turned-venture-capitalist John Chambers.…
HMRC rapped as Brexit looms and customs IT release slips again
Public Accounts Committee 'concerned' businesses haven't been told how to prepare British MPs have chastised HMRC over further slippage in the tax collector's efforts to replace the UK's customs IT systems ahead of Brexit, and its lethargic attitude to preparing traders for a no-deal scenario.…
Chinese tech titans' share prices slump after THAT Super Micro story
Lenovo slides by a fifth, ZTE sinks too on back of server allegations The ripple effect of explosive claims that Chinese government agents slipped snooper chips into Super Micro servers used by Apple and Amazon today dented the share price of the Middle Kingdom's tech titans.…
30 years ago, NASA put Challenger behind it and sent a Space Shuttle back out into the black
Chipped tiles and a sweaty crew, but relief for the nervous space agency While NASA continues its 60th birthday celebrations and Russia gives a slight cough and gestures vaguely at the silver beach-ball sized Sputnik it flung into orbit 61 years ago this week, another anniversary ticked over: it is 30 years since the Space Shuttle returned to flight.…
Dell Tech: We have a plan B for bog standard IPO
Contingency plan in place if VMware investors don't like reverse merger proposal Dell Technologies has finally confirmed what the rest of the industry has suspected for some time: it is considering a straightforward IPO in addition to a torturously tangled reverse merger involving VMware.…
Man the harpoons: The KRACK-en reawakens in updated WPA2 attack
Belgium, home of fine chocolate, fries-with-mayo, and Wi-Fi key reinstallation attacks The Belgian researcher who last year gave the world the KRACK attack has returned with what he says is a refined version of the vulnerability.…
The secret history of Apple's Stacks
Shame they changed the name... Piles was more fun Now almost 35 years old, the desktop metaphor is so enduring, it's even migrated to the smartphone era.…
Convenient switch hides an inconvenient truth
Techie solves the mystery as traders go into meltdown On-Call Welcome once more to On-Call, your weekly dose of tech support head-scratchers sent in by Reg readers.…
The only way is up, baby: IBM UK sales down, profit down, headcount down
Not as Big in Blighty in 2017 but still plenty to be Blue about IBM UK split with more than 1,000 employees in 2017 but the reduction in overheads only went so far: the bottom line was bashed mostly by an impairment of investment charge and falling services sales.…
Where can I hide this mic? I know, shove it down my urethra
Not sure I like where you've put the speaker Something for the Weekend, Sir? Forget the stereotype: small is better. And as I get older, it seems to be getting smaller. Only last night I had to ask Mme D to help me look for it.…
Organic stuff, radiation, unexpected methane... Yes, we're talking about Saturn's surprising rings
Boffins take a good look at the cosmic formations – they won't be there forever Scientists are only beginning to discover just how complex Saturn’s ring system is after digging into the data collected by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft.…
AI trained to sniff out fake news online may itself be fake news: Bot has mixed results in classifying legit titles
Be careful who you read The best way to tackle fake news using artificial intelligence is to go straight to the source, according to a new study.…
The weekend starts here... right after you've installed these critical Cisco bug patches
Coding screwups for Prime Infrastructure and DNA Center admins to slurp up Cisco admins, maybe you'd like to clear your Friday, because there's a fresh batch of critical-rated vulnerabilities to assess and patch as needed.…
The fur is not gonna fly: Uncle Sam charges seven Russians with Fancy Bear hack sprees
Largely pointless, since they're never going to stand trial In what's turning into International Cyber-Attribution Week, a US federal grand jury has indicted seven alleged Russian military intelligence officers – and accused them of hacking anti-doping watchdogs, sports officials, and others.…
Former General Electric boss explains how he got the internet wrong
'You can't just give Washington the finger,' says Jeff Immelt at Cloudflare Internet Summit In San Francisco this week, Cloudflare held its fourth Internet Summit to discuss the state of the industry, in keeping with the norms of navel gazing and self-fascination that afflicts Silicon Valley.…
Iron Mike Pence blasts Google for its censor-happy Dragonfly Chinese search engine
Wait until the Veep finds out what Apple is doing for them US Vice-President Mike Pence has harsh words for Google over its involvement in the Dragonfly search platform, reportedly under development for use in the Middle Kingdom.…
Decoding the Chinese Super Micro super spy-chip super-scandal: What do we know – and who is telling the truth?
Who's your money on? Bloomberg's sources? Apple? Amazon? Super Micro? Analysis Chinese government agents managed to slip spy chips into Super Micro servers used by Amazon, Apple, the US government, and potentially others, that gave Beijing's snoops access to highly sensitive data, according to a bombshell Bloomberg report today.…
Dutch cheesed off with Russians, expel four suspects over chemical weapons Wi-Fi spying
Russia hits back: Do not 'swallow these provocations' Four alleged Russian agents have been expelled from the Netherlands after they attempted to hack the chemical weapons watchdog probing the Novichok poisonings in Salisbury, England, and the chemical attack case in Douma, Syria.…
Whose line of attack is it anyway? Cyber-assault whodunnits harder than ever to solve
Sophisticated groups not always so easy to pick out Government-backed spies and hackers are increasingly using commercially available malware – thanks to a flourishing market of off-the-shelf software nasties – making it harder for researchers to identify who exactly is behind a cyber-attack.…
Brit mobe operator O2 asks cut-off customers: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
Classic. But in the meantime, folk can't make or receive calls Updated O2 customers have been reporting problems using their handsets on what's become a troublesome Thursday afternoon for the UK network operator.…
DDN steps out of HPC niche and into enterprise AI systems hurly-burly
Squares up to Pure, NetApp, Cisco and Dell EMC HPC supplier DDN has joined the small but growing crowd of firms swimming out into the enterprise AI mainstream, twinning its storage with Nvidia's DGX-1 GPU server.…
Cambridge Analytica's daddy pleads not guilty to ignoring data notice
Trial set for next January SCL Elections Ltd, the parent company of controversial data-mining outfit Cambridge Analytica, yesterday pleaded not guilty to a criminal charge of ignoring the Information Commissioner's Office.…
Day two – and Windows 10 October 2018 Update trips over Intel audio
Driver snafu thrashes CPUs and guzzles batteries Barely a day into release and Microsoft has admitted there is a problem with its shiny new OS and chips from Intel.…
Palo Alto Networks buys security startup Redlock for $173m
Threat detection outfit gets new owners Palo Alto Networks has gobbled Californian cloud security startup Redlock for $173m.…
DB dev waggles GPU-dosed POWER9 server at data warehouse crowd, yells: SQream
NVLinking CPUs to GPUs chews through workloads GPU database-botherer SQream has said its DB runs up to 150 per cent faster when it uses IBM's POWER9 CPUs linked to the GPUs rather than x86 processors.…
UK pins 'reckless campaign of cyber attacks' on Russian military intelligence
We know it was GRU The UK government this morning pointed the finger at Russian military intelligence for a litany of cyber nasties.…
Brit outfit IT Lab snaps up Office 365 and SharePoint pro Content and Code
Tech services firm swallows Microsoft's favoured partner British Office 365 and SharePoint consultancy Content and Code has been acquired by UK technology services outfit IT Lab.…
AI, Reinforcement Learning, Neural Networks... DevOps? Learn more this month
Making machine learning work at work Event From CNNs to GPUs, there’s a whole spectrum of technologies and tools you can use to bring AI and machine learning into your business.…
JFrog picks up $165m in funding to realise its liquid software vision
Keeping code and cash flowing through the firm's pipelines DevOps darling JFrog has pocketed $165m of funding hot on the heels of acquiring technology consulting outfit Trainologic.…
China's going to make a mobile OS and everyone will love it, predict ball-gazing analysts
Autonomous cars and smart clothes look like a dud, though Huawei last year denied reports that it's developing its own mobile OS to lessen its dependence on US giants like Google.…
Sendgrid blurts out OWN customers' email addresses with no help from hackers
Along came some spiders and saw the unsubscribers... Cloud-based email marketing service SendGrid has copped to blabbing customer email addresses, chalking it up to some overenthusiastic indexing without explaining why pages were public-facing in the first place.…
Apple macOS Mojave: There's goth mode but developers will have to wait for the juicy stuff
Oh, and we have Piles, I mean Stacks Review Apple takes great pride in shipping macOS annually, as regularly as clockwork.…
UK space comes to an 'understanding' with Australia as Brexit looms
Countries agree to cooperate on satellite navigation as Blighty faces becoming a third country in Galileo The UK and Australia have announced plans to become the best of buddies in the space field, including the UK’s current hot potato: satellite navigation.…
Databricks pushes machine learning on easy mode: Rock star data scientist, meet sweaty engineer
Co-founders chat to El Reg about liability, data silos and raw data pain Interview Ninety-nine per cent of companies are struggling to make a success of machine learning, according to execs at analytics biz Databricks.…
Step right up: AWS Cloud Transformation Day Comes to London
Free, day-long event offers training, customer insights, and networking Promo Whether you're already taking your first steps toward the cloud, or just exploring the idea, AWS Transformation Day 2018 taking place in London on 30 October is a good place to start your journey.…
AI engines, Arm brains, DSP brawn... Versal is Xilinx's Kitchen Sink Edition FPGA
Good news: It's 7nm. Sad news: It's shipping 2H 2019 XDF Xilinx has packed everything but the kitchen sink into its new Versal family of FPGAs (field programmable gate arrays).…
Astroboffins may hay have found the first exomoon lurking beyond the Solar System
It's so big that it's possible that it could have its own little moons Scientists have spotted what may be the first Moon to be discovered outside the Solar System, according to a paper published in the journal Science Advances on Wednesday.…
Wi-Fi Alliance ditches 802.11 spec codes for consumer-friendly naming scheme
Meet Wi-Fi 6, the protocol previously known as 802.11ax Wi-Fi, known for about two decades by its wonky Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers designation, IEEE 802.11, has adopted a new consumer-oriented naming scheme.…
California cracks down on Internet of Crap passwords with new law to stop the botnets
It's good news, but overall a wasted opportunity Anyone manufacturing an internet-connected device in California will, from 2020, have to give it a unique password in an effort to increase overall online security.…
Clouds gather as Cloudera and Hortonworks settle on uneven merger
$5bn deal sends stock market Hadoop over heels The big data market became a little less competitive on Wednesday when two of the biggest players, Cloudera and Hortonworks, agreed to merge.…
Apple forgot to lock Intel Management Engine in laptops, so get patching
Chipzilla's security through obscurity withers under scrutiny In its ongoing exploration of Intel's Management Engine (ME), security biz Positive Technologies has reaffirmed the shortsightedness of security through obscurity and underscored the value of open source silicon.…
Hunt for Planet X finds yet another planetoid, just not the right one
Astroboffins are Goblin up Solar System sightings There is still no sign of the elusive Planet X, although astronomers have stumbled across Goblin along the way.…
Want some of that sweet government contract money? Obama's CIO gives tips to land deals with Uncle Sam
Not covered: single-malt scotch and steak dinners The former CIO of the US federal government says companies looking to nab IT contracts with agencies need to bring more than just a sales pitch.…
CEO pleads guilty of conspiring with drug cartels to sell them stealthy Blackberrys
Phantom Secure's Vincent Ramos faces 20 years in clink The CEO of a company that took Blackberry phones, stripped them of their cameras, microphones and GPS and then installed encryption software in order to create a secure phone, has pleaded guilty to conspiring with drug cartels.…
Linux, HCI and more, all from the new release of Windows Server 2019
Customers in it for the long term get parity with the flighty Semi-Annual Channel crowd After a lengthy gestation period, Windows Server 2019 has arrived loaded with goodies to ease the journey to a cloudier world.…
You dirty DRAC: IT bods uncover Dell server firmware security slip
Weakness not easy to leverage, but iDRAC exploit would mean game over for admins A pair of IT professionals have uncovered a potentially serious flaw in the hardware management tools for older Dell servers.…
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