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Game over for gaming strategy that seems to be on Fire, literally In a bold move, Amazon has ended support for its own games controllers on its own streaming box.…

What if someone else owns someone else's computer? Despite Google's claims that it isn't building a private cloud product, its partner Nutanix's shares took a 10 per cent dive when word got out.…

CEO to stay on as NetApp Kubernetes takes to the skies NetApp has snapped up Kubernetes botherer StackPointCloud for an undisclosed sum in a deal that heralds the creation of the inspiringly named NetApp Kubernetes.…

Didja think we'd get rid of the exclaims just 'cos you're Altaba now? The company formerly known as Yahoo! is close to settling cases related to the mammoth data security breach it covered up almost four years ago at a cost of around $47m.…

Old dog still has life in it yet Not to be outdone by its upstart open-source sibling, .NET Core, the team behind the venerable .NET Framework has put out an Early Access version of version 4.8 with toys aplenty for developers.…

Gov should ditch 'arbitrary' figure altogether – campaigners The number of overseas IT workers turned away from jobs they were offered in the UK fell 68 per cent in the month after the UK government removed nurses and doctors from an immigration cap.…

The anatomy of a privileged account hack Promo At 2pm UK we've got a live broadcast in which we speak to privileged access management vendor Thycotic about new research, showing how much of a challenge privileged account management is for enterprises of all shapes and sizes. We look at the anatomy of a privileged account hack, showing how cybercriminals target their victims.…

'No reason to believe' customer deets compromised The Brit limb of unfortunately named and reassuringly expensive domestic appliance maker Smeg is up on its feet again after being hacked.…

If you're resisting x86, Lenovo has some current deals for you Carlyle Group-backed Ampere Computing, run by ex-Intel president Renée James, says it is, at last, shipping its 64-bit Arm-compatible server processor.…

Feeling old yet? The first passenger Boeing 777 built is being flown to a museum today, having spent the last quarter of a century ferrying bods from A to B.…

... before black hats prove it There have never been more white-hat researchers hunting for vulnerabilities on internet-facing systems and yet barely any organisations provide a way for them to report the issues they find.…

Five billion pages on open-source project, just like the original World Wide Web Cloudflare has decided the four-year-old InterPlanetary File System (IPFS) project looks strong enough to warrant a little love, and has launched a gateway to allow the IPFS-curious to try out the "distributed web" protocol.…

Finally said yes to HTTPS The UK's TV Licensing agency has admitted that 25,000 viewers were induced into sending their bank details over an insecure connection.…

Dr Garry E Hunt tells us how the long-lived spacecraft took its remarkable pictures Interview It has been 41 years since the Voyager spacecraft left Earth to explore the outer solar system and, eventually, interstellar space. For the sole Brit on the Voyager imaging team, that journey began even earlier, in the 1960s, at Oxford University.…

Analyst wants a bigger slice of Bezos' $1tn pie Investor advice biz Citi Research has recommended that Amazon breaks itself in half to avoid antitrust accusations, according to reports.…

Conference a casualty of world's weirdest acquisition If you're one of the roughly 4,000 people planning to get a Miami-worth of frequent flyer points in November, think again: CA has binned CA World.…

Farewell, Patch Tuesday – and perhaps, farewell IT admins sucked into the big backend Microsoft hopes to assimilate traditional IT admin roles into its cloud with the launch of its Microsoft Managed Desktop (MMD) service.…

Please click on this story so at least you'll learn the identity from us and not one of the 1,000 other sites out there Video SpaceX today named its first paying passenger it will fly around the Moon and back to Earth – and it's Japanese biz baron Yusaku Maezawa. Yeah, him. You know. Him.…

Sales growth stalls, forecasts missed, stock price falls Oracle's stock price took a hit on Monday after the enterprise giant saw revenue growth come to a virtual crawl, crucial cloud segments stagnated, and overall performance fell short of forecasts.…

Unnamed third-party provider spaffed customer data A computer security breach at Perth Mint first thought to have affected just 13 customers turned out to be more widespread – with more than 3,000 punters now screwed over by hackers.…

Biz IT giant catches complaint alleging it lays off skilled older workers in favor of youngsters IBM once again finds itself the target of age discrimination complaints from workers who claim they were unfairly laid off just because of their age.…

Plus: Sysadmin sets up public shaming site for IPv4 laggards Microsoft has scrapped plans to go IPv6-only on one of its internal networks over fears its campus visitors would be unable to use their virtual private networks (VPNs).…

Owners told to lock down network access to panned surveillance kit Researchers have uncovered two flaws that leave more than 100,000 NUUO-branded internet-connected surveillance cameras open to remote takeover.…

Weiner unloads on American Pai over crony capitalism The head of the US Federal Communications Commission (FCC), Ajit Pai, has slammed a net neutrality bill approved by California earlier this month, calling it "radical, anti-consumer" and "illegal."…

Thunderbolt and lightning, Azure outage frightening Microsoft has published the preliminary findings for what it calls “the South Central US incident”, but what many will call “the day the Azure cloud fell from the sky” and it doesn’t make for happy reading.…

A few lines of code that Apple's browser simply can't handle Apple iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers that stray onto websites with malicious CSS code, while using Safari, can crash or fall over – due to a flaw in the web browser.…

'This is just a bit of fun to see if it can work' says dev Windows Subsystem for Linux fans, rejoice! Flatpak can now ease your dependency blues. Sort of.…

7 months not enough time for firms to prep The UK government has left its preparation for a no-deal Brexit too late, while secrecy around negotiations has left businesses unable to prepare, a report has said.…

We'll need to make deal by January 2019 Timing is everything: Quantum Corp is renegotiating a refinancing package that could, if not agreed, take the business down. At the same time, it is nearing the end of an accounting probe that has highlighted serious revenue recognition errors in multi-year results that will need to be rectified.…

Regulators set (provisional) date for ruling on buyout Microsoft will find out on 19 October if EU regulators wave through its $7.5bn acquisition of GitHub, according to a filing published today.…

Are we seeing the rise of a new era of media moguls? Salesforce supremo Marc Benioff and his wife are buying the US magazine Time for $190m, according to reports.…

I'll give you this Cool Thing™ if you nix that review for me Amazon is investigating reports that its retail employees are selling internal data and reviewers' email addresses to merchants that want to game the system.…

Northern NHS trust to scrap 300-plus relics by new year Leeds hospital is bragging about a major IT project that would set it apart from the wider NHS – it plans to "axe the fax" by the new year.…

No flight delays, miraculously* Bristol Airport deliberately yanked its flight screens offline for two days over the weekend in response to a cyberattack.…

Plus: Machine Learning for .NET, banks call time on Windows Phone, and more While a certain fruit-based company hogged much of the limelight last week by seeing just how much cash could be wrung from fanbois, Microsoft found itself in the spotlight of shame. But Edge-pleading and build-encrypting weren't the only things that happened in the world of Windows.…

Disciplinary action for healthcare workers complaining about patients, colleagues More than a thousand NHS staffers have been slapped down for their use of social media and apps since 2013, with some even posting about patients.…

Report fingers students and staff for academic cyber-attacks Who's hacking into university systems? Here's a clue from the UK higher education tech crew at Jisc: the attacks drop dramatically during summer break.…

Meanwhile, jocks in US Senate shove $1.275bn at field The UK Treasury has decided that £80m is perfectly sufficient to support quantum research – a quarter of a billion less than what was asked for.…

College should've stuck to departmental nomenclature Who, Me? Welcome once more to the world of Who, Me? – El Reg's weekly trip down memory lane with our dear readers.…

Nothing is secure, everything is hackable. Wisdom Comment It has never been easier to conduct a cyber attack. There now exists a range of off-the-shelf tools and services that do all the heavy lifting – you just need to pick an approach and tool you like best.…

School warns diversity can't be afterthought for digital economy The Makers Academy has opened a free coding course and apprenticeship scheme that it hopes will convince women to consider a career change as the tech sector's gender gap widens.…

And let security kit fail for 10 months due to bad cert Equifax was so unsure how much data had been stolen during its 2017 mega-hack that its IT staff spent weeks rerunning the hackers' database queries on a test system to find out.…

Project chief vows to learn to 'understand people’s emotions' after F-bomb explosions Linux kernel firebrand Linus Torvalds has apologized for his explosive rants, and vowed to take a break from the open-source project and seek help.…

It's the week's other machine-learning news Roundup Hello, here's a roundup tying up all the bits of AI news together for this week.…

Plus Grindr stalkers find a few good men illictly Roundup This was the week of ice cold exploits, re-appearing JavaScript nasties, and of course Patch Tuesday. A few other things happened too……

Exit sparks worst tendencies in anonymous rule-makers European Union bureaucrats are turning their namesake .eu top-level domain into a red-tape nightmare.…

Parallel projects just happen when the future is obvious NPM, keeper of the npm Registry and the software package management tool called npm that pulls JavaScript packages from said registry, is testing another sort of package manager called tink.…

Now that's poetic, Justicz: Update apk and images now An infosec bod has documented a remote-code execution flaw in Alpine Linux, a distro that pops up a lot in Docker containers.…

TImes get wet and windy – but bit barns keep on ticking Hurricane Florence has now landed on US soil, bringing 100 MPH winds, torrential rain, and claiming at least four lives. Many residents have fled, though some can’t – because they are keeping the area’s data centers up and running during the carnage.…

Meanwhile, Chrome 70 Beta rolls out dev and security goodies Google Chrome 70 arrived as a beta release on Thursday, bringing with it a handful of meaningful improvements and some more esoteric features of interest to developers.…