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Euro idiocrats backtrack on plan to kill off Brits' 300,000 .eu domains
Instead of booting out Brexit Britain, domain-name registry will be opened to everyone A plan to kill off 300,000 British-owned .eu web domains has itself been killed off by European bureaucrats in yet another baffling Brexit backtrack.…
Apple grounds AirPort once and for all. It has departed. Not gonna fly any more. The baggage is dropped off...
Terminal. It's outta runway. We're winging it with these puns Apple is officially getting out of the home networking business.…
That Brexit in action: UK signs pact to let Euro court judge its patents
Not too dissimilar to lighting a firework indoors – and then legging it to the nearest exit Britain has finally signed up to Europe's unified patent court (UPC) – a long-planned simplification of the continent's patent system – but big questions still remain thanks to Brexit and a federal court challenge in Germany.…
It's not rocket science! Actually it is, and it's been a busy frickin week
Russia and China light blue touch-paper, stand well back Russia and China celebrated a pair of successful launches this week, with a Rockot booster placing Sentinel-3B into orbit while China's Long March 11 lobbed five imaging sats into space.…
Exposing 145m Equifax customer deets: $240m. Legal fees: $28.9m. Insurance: Priceless
Data breach cost biz $70m this quarter alone The Equifax mega-hack has cost the credit reporting agency well north of $200m to date, according to a financial filing for calendar Q1.…
Paperback writer? Microsoft slaps patents on book-style gadgetry with flexible display
Redmond kit has the bends Microsoft's work on "bendable or flexible" display technology is far more advanced than anyone realised. A new patent application from Redmond indicates it's inspired by a very familiar technology: the paperback book.…
Under-fire Silicon Valley to gain new copyright 'safe harbour' in EU, fume critics
Language tweak makes internet giants safer than ever, say rights groups Exclusive The European Union looks poised to strengthen large internet platforms' position against online liabilities, according to a leak of the latest copyright directive draft dated 23 April. The most recent publicly available draft (PDF) is dated 13 April.…
Highway to the auto-zone: Cisco is catching up to Brocade in Fibre Channel speed race
Releases two 32Gbit/s switches to boost AFA networking Cisco is releasing two auto-zoning 48 and 96-port Fibre Channel switches to speed up networking in data centres with all-flash arrays.…
High Court gives UK.gov six months to make the Snooper's Charter lawful
Doesn't comply with EU rules, say judges, but you knew that The UK government's surveillance regime has been dealt another blow as the High Court in England today ruled the Snooper's Charter unlawful – and gave the government six months to fix it.…
Newsworthy Brit bank TSB is looking for a head of infrastructure
It's really high profile, you know An exciting job advert has mysteriously appeared that is seeking a techie to head up infrastructure at TSB, just days after the bank's monumental and ongoing IT cockup began.…
Openreach and BT better watch out for... CityFibre after surprise £537m takeover deal
Director Mark Collins on becoming a key challenger in full fibre Broadband minnow CityFibre's acquisition by Connect Infrastructure Bidco for a staggering £537m has positioned it centre stage to take on industry goliath BT/Openreach, company director Mark Collins has said.…
We wanted a camera, they gave us the eye of Gemini – and an eSIM
El Reg has a fiddle with new toys for the Psion-inspired PDA The plucky little PDA that could is getting some upgrades.…
Penguins in a sandbox: Google gears up to bring Linux to Chrome OS
While keeping things safe Sleuthing has revealed more details about Google's project to allow its locked-down Chrome OS to run Linux applications – and well-informed speculation on its architecture.…
Leave it to Beaver: Unity is long gone and you're on your GNOME
What's new, Ubuntu? 18.04 has dropped and you may not like what you find Canonical has released Ubuntu 18.04, Bionic Beaver, as this one is nicknamed. The Beaver is a long-term support (LTS) release, which means it'll be supported until 2023.…
IBM turnover shrinks $28bn in 6 years but execs laugh all the way to the bank
Just what are you measured on Ginni? Wall Street analysts says things gotta change IBM lost $28bn in revenues in the past six years but that made not one jot of difference the salary and bonuses the top execs got paid. The message from Wall Street? Ever-shrinking sales are not sustainable.…
ZX Spectrum reboot firm's shareholders demand current directors go
Boardroom coup at where's-my-console biz Retro Computers Ltd A majority of shareholders in ailing ZX Spectrum reboot firm Retro Computers Ltd – including Sir Clive Sinclair's corporate presence – are calling a shareholders' meeting to replace its current directors.…
Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying
Ten minutes of your life could be mine if you read this slooooowwwly Something for the Weekend, Sir? I am a time-waster. And I hate people who waste my time.…
Brit MPs brand Facebook a 'great vampire squid' out for cash
Zuck's CTO adds to PR apologies in Parliament Facebook CTO Mike Schroepfer was not British MPs' first choice of witness, but they certainly made the most of his appearance in Parliament, grilling him on why his firm is a "morality free zone".…
Want to make a super-earth? Bring on the frikking lasers
Dum dum dum dede dum dum, under pressure A team of physicists have attempted to recreate the internal conditions of a ‘super-Earth’ planet in a lab, by shooting laser beams at iron samples.…
Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional efforts to fix Whois for GDPR by next, er, year
How do we say this nicely? You need help Special report On March 26 – two months before new privacy protections come into effect in Europe – Goran Marby, CEO of DNS overlord ICANN, sent a letter [PDF] to each of Europe's 28 data protection authorities (DPAs) asking them to hold off punishing it over Whois.…
Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive
Nobody told me it needed electricity, honest ON-CALL Why look at that! The end of the working week is upon us, which means it’s time to dip into the mailbag to bring you another instalment of On-Call, The Register’s reader-contributed tales of tech support trauma.…
A feed ahead of the weekend: your slice of networking morsels
IXPs mind their MANRS, plus as much multicloud as you can handle It's roundup time again, with ISOC working to protect the routing infrastructure, and announcements from Big Switch, F5, and Juniper.…
I spy with my little eye ... a quantum drum with TRILLIONS of atoms
Boffins: 'infinitely precise' measurements feasible Gravitational wave measurements, and quantum computing and communications are just two applications of an international experiment that created entanglement between objects large enough to be visible to humans.…
GitLab crawling back online after breaking its brain in two
Database replication SNAFU took down three out of five PostgreSQL servers In a classic example of the genre, GitLab yesterday dented its performance by accidentally triggering a database failover.…
Did you guess 2019 for Intel's 10nm chip ramp up? Congratulations
Process node stalled again over manufacturing nightmares – but hey, money's still pouring in Meltdown? What meltdown? Intel's 50th birthday in July should be a hell of a bash as the chipmaker is flush with cash and reckons 2018 might well be a record-breaking year.…
Court sends Telstra a truly premium bill, for AU$10 MEELLION
Rest of industry warned to check its PBD practices In March, Telstra acquiesced to allegations from Australia's competition regulator that it was helping scammers load up unwanted services on customers' mobile bills.…
Amazon: For every dollar of op. profit going into Bezos' pockets, 73 cents came from AWS
It's pretty much a cloud provider with a gift shop on the side Amazon.com on Thursday reported $51bn in sales for its Q1 2018, an increase of 43 per cent from $35.7bn in the year-ago quarter.…
If you're looking for bad news about Microsoft, top tip: look away now
Satya's on several cloud nines – as in, billions of dollars Microsoft's boss Satya Nadella march into the cloud seems to be paying off for the Windows 10 and Office 365 giant: on Thursday, the biz announced its sales for Q3 2018 jumped 16 per cent.…
'Alexa, listen in on my every word and send it all to a shady developer'
Amazon fixes up app security hole affecting always-listening Echo assistants Amazon has shored up a security weakness in its technology to stop apps for Alexa-powered Echo personal assistants from secretly eavesdropping on folks.…
Programmers! Close the StackOverflow tabs. This AI robot will write your source code for you
Think Java code-completion on steriods Code boffins at Rice University in Texas have developed a system called Bayou to partially automate the writing of Java code with the help of deep-learning algorithms and training data sampled from GitHub.…
RIP: Sinclair ZX Spectrum designer Rick Dickinson reaches STOP
British computer case crafter dies after cancer battle Rick Dickinson, designer of Britain's iconic ZX Spectrum and ZX81 personal computers, has died following a lengthy battle with cancer.…
James Webb Space Telescope + luck = long distance astrofun
Gravitational lensing may help NASA kit see some real golden oldies Researchers hope that NASA's budgetary-challenged James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) may score some good fortune with a boost from galactic alignment.…
Springwatch: Windows 10 spotters May have to wait a few more weeks
Chinese whispers suggest a big Patch Tuesday download Windows 10 Springwatch is headed for a fourth week, with the troubled update rumoured to have a name and possibly a release date.…
Facebook: Crisis? What crisis? Look at our revenue, it's fantastic
But analysts say ditch your stock as opex set to blow up Edison Research analyst Richard Windsor thinks you should sell Facebook stock – despite the social media octopus posting record numbers.…
Red Hat sticks its storage software cap on Supermicro hardware
Software-defined storage meets single SKU-ery Open-source software house Red Hat has jumped into bed with Supermicro to produce a single system combining its storage software with the server maker's hardware.…
Apple's QWERTY gets dirty leaving fanbois shirty
MacBook owners demand recall over cruddy keyboard Mac laptop owners are experiencing frequent failures with the delicate "butterfly switch" keyboards introduced three years ago and included on its "TouchBar" MacBook Pro models two years ago.…
Noise from blast of gas destroys Digiplex data depot disk drives
Nordic Nasdaq knocked as deleterious decibels crashed servers It's a bit rich when a fire prevention system designed to protect a data centre kills its servers, but that's what happened when inert gas was injected into a Nasdaq Digiplex bit barn in Sweden.…
Avengers: Infinity War: More Marvel-ous moolah for comic film-erverse, probably
And comic book fandom fanned the flames Movie franchises generally follow the law of diminishing returns. Christopher Reeve’s iconic first turn as Superman made $170m more than his second and a positively heroic $500m more than his fourth.…
O2 UK wafts 4G coverage over 1,000 new Brit sites
Small operator starts LTE building following spectrum splurge O2 is enlarging its 4G footprint across Blighty to an extra 1,000 sites, after splurging £205m gobbling up all the available LTE spectrum at Ofcom's recent auction.…
Google Pixel 2 XL: Like paying Apple-tier prices then saying, hey, please help yourself to my data
Nice camera, and Android without OEM crapware, though Special Report Much has happened since Google unveiled the Pixel 2 before Christmas, when it was instantly crowned the best cameraphone on the market. Like the magic fairy, Google has activated the phone's previously dormant Visual Core chip, speeding up HDR+ images and machine learning routines.…
Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes
Plus: CEO waives overdraft fees to keep customers on side In the midst of its six-day online banking meltdown, which is showing no sign of letting up, TSB has hauled in the systems integration big gun or as it is otherwise known, IBM.…
We pick a storage CTO's brains on Linux-heads, big vendors – and should all the admins NVMe?
Plus: Why NVMe over Ethernet can be a, er, ROCE'y road ... Interview NVMe storage networking (NVMe-oF or NVME over fabrics) promises to radically cut the latency of access to external block storage compared to iSCSI and Fibre Channel.…
Windrush immigration papers scandal is a big fat GDPR fail for UK.gov
Zero justification under current or planned data law for actions of Home Office Comment It's probably a given that – with the European Union's GDPR now weeks away – you're sick to the back teeth of hearing, reading and talking about data protection.…
Chinese boffins on 3D XPoint: If it works like phase-change memory, it's probably phase-change memory
Intel says no Analysis A team of scientists from China have asserted that 3D XPoint is essentially phase-change memory, which manufacturers Intel and Micron have not publicly admitted.…
Astroboffins peep at the largest orgy of galaxies banging into each other
The gargantuan blob could be creating the largest megastructure in the universe Astronomers have spotted a whopping 14 galaxies on the verge of merging to create what could be the densest and most massive galactic cluster in the universe.…
Princeton research team hunting down IoT security blunders
Taming Things leaky, sneaky, or creepy Princeton boffins have taken a small step towards defending consumer-level IoT users from snooping, with what they call the IoT Inspector project.…
Hyperoptic's ZTE-made 1Gbps routers had hyper-hardcoded hyper-root hyper-password
Firmware updates pushed out to up to 400,000 subscribers A security vulnerability has been found in Brit broadband biz Hyperoptic's home routers that exposes tens of thousands of its subscribers to hackers.…
Power spike leads Chinese police to 600-machine mining rig
Six Bitcoiners cuffed for electricity heist Chinese media is reporting the seizure of 600 Bitcoin miners in the northern municipality of Tianjin, on the grounds of electricity theft.…
Incredible Euro space agency data leak... just as planned: 1.7bn stars in our galaxy mapped
In 53 quadrillion miles, take the next exit right at V354 Cephei The European Space Agency (ESA) has emitted a huge dump of data from its Gaia mission to 3D map the Milky Way.…
AMD CEO Su: We like GPU crypto-miners but gamers are first priority
How many letters in AMD? Wow, what a coincidence. Same number of quarters of straight sales growth AMD CEO Lisa Su was in ebullient form on Wednesday when her company reported better-than-expected growth in the first quarter of 2018, and forecast a strong year for the chip design firm.…
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