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♫ I don't care what the weatherman says when the neural network says it's hailing Meteorologists are starting to experiment with deep learning tech to predict severe weather patterns.…

Y'all better bake in safeguards before 5G rollout, says ENISA Legacy technologies pose a threat to the European Union's telecommunications infrastructure, a study by cybersecurity agency ENISA warns.…

Agency warns of impact duff info has on fundamental rights The European Union has been warned to sort out data quality in its IT systems that manage asylum and migration, and improve efforts to ensure people know how to exercise their personal data rights.…

Even me nan has the interwebz BT monthly landline costs are to be trimmed by £7 from this weekend but only for customers who don't buy fixed-line broadband from any provider – in other words, hardly anyone.…

Get a licence or build something new. It's really that simple Comment One piece of paper. Just one lousy piece of paper. That's the difference between success and a potential $8.8bn payout.…

Er, the Home Office might want to get that fixed before Brexit The details of 600,000 foreign visitors have slipped through the cracks of the Home Office's database thanks to its "shambolic" exit checks system.…

Er, the Home Office might want to get that fixed before Brexit The details of 600,000 foreign visitors have slipped through the cracks of the Home Office's database thanks to its "shambolic" exit checks system.…

Who wears the pants round here? We all do when on stage Hewlett Packard Enterprises' legal and admin division – it is bigger than you might think – has issued guidance for staff presenting to colleagues, including some, er, dress code tips for male and female workers.…

Hands-on workshops, extra evening sessions - hoodies optional Promo As the global volume of data rises like an unstoppable tide, IT systems grow increasingly complex and sophisticated to accommodate it – yet cyber criminals constantly find ingenious new ways of stealing vital information or disrupting systems.…

And you can’t spend EBITA in the grave... Outsourcing. Let's talk about it. The agile and DevOps people can’t stomach the idea and will tell you that, intuitively, outsourcing something as core as software development ruins any chance of enterprise success. But wither comes this bone-deep skepticism among the cloud cognoscenti? Surely there’s value to be had. Surely.…

And you can’t spend EBITA in the grave... Outsourcing. Let's talk about it. The agile and DevOps people can’t stomach the idea and will tell you that, intuitively, outsourcing something as core as software development ruins any chance of enterprise success. But wither comes this bone-deep skepticism among the cloud cognoscenti? Surely there’s value to be had. Surely.…

Torpedoed ship's missives opened 77 years later The London Postal Museum has opened a wartime mailbag to the public in "Voices from the Deep", an exhibition of letters discovered 4.8km (3 miles) underwater in the wreckage of the SS Gairsoppa.…

A velvet rope for digital tat, to help with betas, promos and maybe Windows 10 S Microsoft has tweaked its Store to allow distribution of apps to a “private audience” of named users.…

So the support company fired the user. Twice. And doubled its fees too On-Call Welcome once more to On-Call, The Register’s weekly reader-contributed story of tech support trauma.…

Industry can have a slice of steaming supported stability ... if it can afford to pay SUSE Linux Enterprise Server 12 SP3 (SLES) has been released for the diminutive Raspberry Pi computer.…

Why pay for the firehose when you can make your own? While politicians and the public demand Facebook dam its indiscriminate dispensation of data, academics want to open the social network info-spigot wider still.…

Plantronics is new owner after private equity outfit offloads Lawyers are expensive at the best of times. Perhaps that’s why two acquisitions have closed just before the Easter long weekend?…

Gamers say performance woes haven't been addressed as Spring Creators Update looms A long-running glitch affecting some Windows 10 PCs continues to annoy gamers more than half a year after it was supposedly fixed.…

Gamers say performance woes haven't been addressed as Spring Creators Update looms A long-running glitch affecting some Windows 10 PCs continues to annoy gamers more than half a year after it was supposedly fixed.…

Aruba's AI moves, Marvell and Nvidia vehicle tech, and yes, the Open Networking Summit Network admins: unpatched MikroTik routers are being scanned by a botnet again.…

Pick your poison in IOS and IOS XE: denial-of-service or remote code execution? Cisco's ruined Easter for netadmins by revealing three critical-rated flaws, with fixes landing today.…

The Social Network™ all-but-admits its previous legalese for developers was useless Facebook has outlined a set of changes to its platform that impact developers and data brokers.…

US cosmo-boffins: Never mind the cost, feel the payload NASA has categorically stated it will not dump the troubled Space Launch System (SLS) in favor of SpaceX's Falcon Heavy any time soon.…

NSA-augmented ransomware hits snoops' home air industry WannaCry, the Windows ransomware that took off last May around the world, has landed on some computers belonging to US aircraft and weaponry manufacturer Boeing.…

Token effort won't stop not-backdoors legislation Digital rights campaigners are celebrating a small, symbolic victory, with the country's Senate voting to protect the integrity of cryptography.…

File under: Yeah, good luck with that, nice job you used to have New York's City Council is mulling a law that would make it illegal for employers to require workers be on-call to answer emails after clocking out for the day.…

Container tech darling suits up for enterprise sales Docker cofounder and CTO Solomon Hykes on Wednesday announced his departure for the company, citing the need for a CTO with experience selling to enterprise organizations.…

Website building biz warns exploit may come in hours Anyone running a website built with Drupal should stop whatever they are doing right now and install critical security patches.…

Biz scaled back number of sensors from five to just one The death of a pedestrian in Arizona by an Uber self-driving car may have been the result of a blind spot caused by the use of a single LIDAR sensor on the roof.…

Ecuador puts WikiLeaks boss in digital time-out over comments Supporters of WikiLeaks are sounding alarms as founder Julian Assange has had his internet access cut to his Ecuadorian embassy broom cupboard.…

Post crash test hits share price Nvidia has declared the creation of a “cloud-based system” for testing driverless cars – just as it, er, suspended testing of driverless cars.…

GPU-boosted system market is, like, literally so hot right now Analysis Machine learning stresses storage because training the models means millions if not billions of files have to be fed to the training system with its GPUs in as quick a time as possible.…

Which means devices could be pwned by crooks An audit of the security of IoT mobile applications available on official stores has found that tech to safeguard the world of connected things remains outstandingly mediocre.…

Infosec bods worry it could be used against firms if disclosed Only one in five FTSE 100 companies disclose testing of online business protection plans.…

It's agile, innit? The UK Home Office’s Emergency Services Network that is intended to replace the country's national radio infrastructure with a 4G network is running overtime and budget, politicians were told today.…

Smash 'n' burn incident in US singes Elon Musk-led company's financials Investigators are looking into the cause of a fatal Tesla Model X crash and subsequent fire in California, the American National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) has reportedly said.…

Lack of regulation and records risks abuse, says charity Cops should need a search warrant to slurp information from peoples' phones, Privacy International has said as it calls for a government review into police data-extraction tech.…

The goal? Commoditise the data centre NVMe SSD world Analysis Microsoft has lifted the lid on Project Denali, its quest to bring flash drive cost down a peg by extracting costly extra software from SSDs and running it in the host server to gain cost and performance efficiencies.…

We have other markets Huawei unveiled the best cameraphone in the world yesterday, but only the most determined Americans will see it. And it's set to stay that way.…

Yeah, expect your bills to go up The government has finally published plans for how everyone in the UK will have a legal right to 10Mbps speeds by 2020 after rejecting a voluntary offer by BT.…

Oh do beehive! Boffins at Sheffield University have discovered that colonies of honeybees follow the same laws as the human brain when making collective decisions.…

Want more govt business, you say?* You're a riot, old chum Small businesses could be handed hundreds of millions in tax cuts out of the cash raised by forcing the likes of Google to cough up more to HMRC, MPs heard in a debate about digital tax yesterday.…

Calling all the Basic twitchers... Hosting biz GoDaddy has been slammed by a Brit advertising regulator for "misleading" punters with the lure of cheap deals.…

Ooo, pretty colours. But what if the data or interpretation sucks? UIs with buttons and sliders existed for years as a means of putting a slick gloss on the data jungle that is Excel. But Salesforce provided the breakthrough in presenting complex business data with the metaphor of the dashboard.…

Verity puts a Bragg in your shell-like Stob The podcast is the great civiliser of the modern journey to work: consume as you commune as you commute. The career-minded IT Pro, isolated and ear-shelled up like Mildred Montag in Fahrenheit 451, can simultaneously CPD up the latest tech while elbowing down the carriage to be near the woman who, having stowed her iPad in its iPouch, looks as though she might quit her seat to alight at the next station-stop-halt-stop-station-station.…

Yours if you can afford it... and wait long for the fabs to make the chips GTC Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang flaunted a bunch of stuff, from bigger boxes of graphics chips to robot simulators, at its 2018 GPU Technology Conference (GTC) in Silicon Valley on Tuesday.…

The Facebook Container add-on quarantines the social network to limit data harvesting Sensing an opportunity in Facebook's squandering of public trust through its previously unrestrained giveaway of user data, Mozilla on Tuesday unveiled a defense against the social ad biz in the form of an add-on for Firefox called Facebook Container.…

Been there, mitigated that, got the class actions, says Chipzilla Intel’s shrugged off two new allegations of design flaws that enable side-channel attacks.…

Chris Wylie makes explosive allegations in session with MPs Working for Cambridge Analytica "felt very much like a privatised colonising operation," the former staffer at the centre of the scandal around Facebook data slurps and Vote Leave's alleged overspend has said.…

Adults-only Xbox games are OK but you can't tell Cortana to go screw itself Microsoft has advised users of upcoming changes to its services' terms-of-use agreement that will make it a potentially account-closing offence to use offensive language on Skype or in a Word document.…