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You've no doubt seen those street performance artists who wear metallic clothes and makeup and stand in frozen poses. Well, here's a gentleman who is apparently unfamiliar with these performances, because he reaches into a performer's tip bucket to steal money from it. The performer breaks character and delivers a sharp kick to the thief's head.

Police departments around the country are establishing "safe exchange zones" at police stations for people who buy and sell stuff on Craigslist to meet in person. From the Washington Post:The practice appears to have started last year in Boca Raton, Fla., spread through central Florida and then through the law enforcement grapevine to police parking lots and lobbies throughout the country. Leesburg and Fairfax City in Northern Virginia have adopted the approach in recent months, as a way to give online buyers and sellers a sense of security when they meet.“Over the summer of 2014,” said Boca Raton Officer Sandra Boonenberg, “we had three or four different robberies where the victim had made arrangements to meet someone to see either an iPhone or a computer. They met them in public places — one happened at a gas station — and they still got robbed. We decided we’re going to have to come up with something better, and the chief [Daniel C. Alexander] came up with the idea to use the police department for transactions.”Officers do not get involved or actively monitor the transaction, although many police parking lots and lobbies have surveillance cameras as an added backup. In some smaller departments, such as Fairview Heights, Ill., east of St. Louis, an officer might go outside and meet the buyer and seller just to make public contact and reassure them, Lt. Mike Hoguet said.

The languid, pulsing beauty of Hideki Inaba's retro-style animation is the perfect way to becalm your Tuesday morning. An organic landscape set to the music of BEATSOFREEN's "Slowly Rising," it flows and grows into a glorious profusion of color and movement."Slowly Rising" suggested to me the image of the sun.A seed was born beneath the sun, the source of all existence.The seed absorbed the light. It created more seeds like itself, gradually increasing in number.Time passed, but still their numbers slowly continued to rise,and before long they were quietly swallowed up by their own shadows.After everything that had lived had perished, nothing but an empty world remained.There, once again, an environment where the next living things could grow silently began to spread.

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They're hand-screened and $11.09 from Danse Macabre on Etsy. (via Geekymerch)

Lana covered her face in adhesive googly-eyes and won trypophobic, slo-mo Hallowe'en. (via JWZ)

Artist Robert Sikoryak is creating a full-length graphic novel based on the terms and conditions for Apple's Itunes, a novella-length document of eye-watering legalese that you "agree" to without ever reading. (more…)

Jeff Newelt says, "Here's a story from Dean Haspiel's Beef With Tomato, a collection of autobiographical comics with some essays that cover Dean's move from Manhattan to Brooklyn. Dean as you may know, drew The Quitter graphic novel for Harvey Pekar plus many American Splendor stories, and he collaborated with Jonathan Ames on The Alcoholic graphic novel, and also drew the opening title sequence for Bored To Death Beef With Tomato is published by Dean's own Hang Dai Editions imprint (distributed by the newly revamped Alternative Comics) that he started with fellow cartoonists including Gregory Benton, Joshua Neufeld and the late Seth Kushner."

https://youtu.be/PwJaa-TFVSgBehold, how the mighty have fallen. (more…)

If you're in Ikebukuro and need a cozy, bookish bed for the night, try Book and Bed, a "designed hostel" that hides coffin-hotel-style bunks among bookshelves lined with handsome volumes and rolling ladders. The books aren't for sale, but you're welcome to read them in your bunk. (more…)

This week, our partnership with Critical Distance brings us a look inside the cheerful pacifist adventure game Undertale as well as Life is Strange's final chapter.Kill Screen's Frances Chiem argues that the “gut punch” of futility in Life is Strange’s conclusion is effective because it transcends genre cliches. Protagonist Max doesn’t get to be the hero. As the title of Chiem’s article succinctly argues, "We Need to Stop Letting Everyone Save the World."Writing for FemHype, the writer known as Nightmare takes on the staggeringly popular Undertale, "the RPG game where you don't have to destroy anyone." The game has become a hit for its charming characters and broad, inclusive representation, as well as its emphasis on pacifist resolutions, which Nightmare argues speaks especially to LGBT+ players.At Ludus Novus, Gregory Avery-Weir explains how Skyrim’s city of Riften is doomed to perpetual crime and poverty because the thieves and thugs running it are “essential” in the game’s code and therefore can’t be removed:When games portray fictional worlds, they make implicit statements about the nature of the real world. By placing the Thieves Guild—one of the game’s three major employers—in a corrupt town ruled by a coldhearted mead magnate, Skyrim makes a statement about criminals and morality. Criminals come from bad places, and there’s nothing you can do to improve the situation.Bianca Batti of Not Your Mama’s Gamer takes a look at women-driven horror games like Among the Sleep and Alien: Isolation and concludes that they, too, often 'hard code' their mother figures as either victims or monsters:In these two texts, motherhood becomes binaristically constructed between the two poles of good mothering and bad mothering, with no other options for maternal identity made available.Finally, speaking at a recent Queerness in Games Conference local event, Critical Distance's own Kris Ligman discusses Dark Souls and sex as an extended metaphor on the cultural gatekeeping of playing the 'right' games:It seems funny to me that even within my own social circles, frequently self-identified as progressive and inclusive, we police each other in this way. ‘What do you mean you haven’t played this critical darling indie game because you work two full-time jobs to keep a roof over your head, and even if you could play a game in your off hours your machine is too outdated to run it? What do you mean a game is too physically demanding for you, and you already can’t afford to go to the doctor? What do you mean you’re just not into that sort of game?’follow Critical Distance on Twitter and consider pledging your support on Patreon

Over the course of 12 years, photographer Christopher Herwig traveled more than 18,000 miles around Eastern Europe to photograph the incredible, brutalist, experimental, and downright bizarre bus stops built during the Communist era. He compiled the results into a new book titled Soviet Bus Stops. “I’d never seen such a variety of creative expression applied to a public structures before,” Herwig told Vantage. “The designers pushed the limits of their imaginations. They did not hold back and sometimes, maybe, even they went too far...These bus stops are less about the Soviet Union as a whole and more about the local regions and individual artists … people who were often creatively oppressed.”Soviet Bus Stops (Amazon)

This looks like a billboard from the movie Idiocracy, but it is Christchurch, New Zealand, and the property development company that owns it has refused to take it down after receiving complaints that it demeans female construction workers. (more…)

Comcast's Xfinity posted a snide comment on Facebook about Google Fiber's hiccup during a televised pro sports event. Comcast customers used the opportunity to fire back at the much-hated cable provider.The first reply to the post said, "Screw yourself, Xfinity. Google Fiber has failed once, and you are failing continuously." (more…)

https://youtu.be/1Mx97ZuRMrgRobots have a hard time making their way across uneven, unstable terrain. (more…)

In 1959, Texas journalist John Howard Griffin darkened his skin and lived for six weeks as a black man in the segregated South. In this week's episode of the Futility Closet podcast we'll describe his harrowing story and what it showed about the true state of race relations in America.We'll also ponder crescent moons, German submarines, and griffins in India and puzzle over why a man would be arrested for winning a prize at a county fair.Show notesEnter coupon code CLOSET at Harry's and $5 off their starter set of high-quality razors.Please support us on Patreon!

"Haters gonna hate" may just be a dumb meme, but "haters gonna hate, players gonna play" is a copyrighted expression, according to a lawsuit filed against pop singer Taylor Swift.The claimed copyright proprietor is Jesse Graham, whose action comes not long after Swift declined to appear in a selfie with him, according to the New York Post.Taylor Swift's song, Shake it Off, contains a similar wording to the one Graham situates in his own work. Graham, 50, alleges that the chorus of Swift's 2014 anthem ("Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play / And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate") borrows from his slow-jam "Haters Gone Hate," which contains the phrase "Haters gonna hate, players gonna play."Though the two songs bear little resemblance beyond that one lyrical similarity, Graham adamantly defends his case."Her hook is the same hook as mine," he told the Daily News on Saturday, claiming Swift uses it about 72 times in her song. "If I didn't write the song 'Haters Gone Hate,' there wouldn't be a song called 'Shake It Off.'"Here is Mr. Graham's 2003 song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=808MLaHcBs4And here's Swift's hit:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JMAccording to the Post, he's also planning to sue CNN for the title of its morning show "New Day," as he operates a church organization called "New Day Worldwide."In 2010 I asked a Latin forum what "haters gonna hate" is in Latin. It's apparently "Osores Oderint". Then I asked them what "let them hate, so long as they click" would be. At that point, as I recall, I was banned from the Latin forum.

A crack in the Earth almost a kilometer long opened in Wyoming—and no-one was around to see it happen. CBS Local reports that the fissure was likely the result of landslides over a period of two weeks.The size is estimated at 750 yards long by 50 yards wide.Randy Becker, a hunter who saw the crack and took some pictures, was surprised to see it, “I was stunned. The magnitude of this shift in earth is dramatic. It blows you away to see it.”NBC News has this incredible shot of it from the sky:The Washington Post reports that the mysterious hole has opened nervous questions about fearsome regional megavolcanoes. Experts, however, say it's NBD.According to the SNS, locals have been referring to the newly formed trench as “the gash.” Others simply call it “the crack.” Photos from the crevasse reveal steep cliffs, massive earthen towers and large boulders strewn across the bottom.The gash’s size was impressive, but so was the speed at which it formed. Social media users speculated that the formation represented an impending volcanic eruption or an earthquake, but experts were quick to allay their fears.On its Facebook page last week, SNS provided an update about what might have caused the ground to split open:Since so many people have commented and asked questions, we wanted to post an update with a little more information. An engineer from Riverton, WY came out to shed a little light on this giant crack in the earth. Apparently, a wet spring lubricated across a cap rock. Then, a small spring on either side caused the bottom to slide out. He estimated 15 to 20 million yards of movement.

Here is excellent work by Dave Pollot, who improves thrift-store art with the addition of pop culture icons. [via r/gaming]In another series, he describes how he turned a charming, if slightly uncanny beach painting into a scene from libertarian nightmare Bioshock.He doesn't just stick to games. Here's a Sharknado perfect from grandma's wall.My favorite, though, is this lovely painting of Falkor the Luckdragon, from The Never-Ending Story.You can follow Dave on Instragram, too.

Titan’s top-selling, MFi-certified, tangle-free charging cables now come in a pack, so you can conveniently charge anywhere life may take you. Titan’s original 3.25 foot cable is wrapped twice in industrial-grade, flexible steel and packs permanently-sealed USB and Lightning connectors that won’t be falling apart in this century, or the next. The Loop, its smaller sibling, features the same great strength, but also conveniently folds in half to attach to your keychain or belt loop. One for home, one for the road, it’s a match made in heaven.Wrapped in two layers of flexible, high-strength steelIncludes sealed one-piece housing fused directly over the cable to keep the connectors in placeCertified w/ Apple’s MFi program for safe chargingMade to last for lifeBacked by a Limited Lifetime WarrantyFor the micro USB version, click here.Save 30% on the Titan cable & Titan loop lightning charger bundle in the Boing Boing Store.

The classic fantasy novel The Last Unicorn is finally available in ebook form; there's a deluxe edition that includes the sequel Two Hearts and an interview with Beagle. (more…)

Al Molinaro, most famous for playing Al Delvecchio, proprietor of Arnold's Drive-In on TV sitcom Happy Days (1974-1984), has died. He was 96. Yeppp, Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep... Prior to his role on Happy Days, Molinaro starred on The Odd Couple as Murray the Cop. (The Hollywood Reporter)https://youtu.be/uC2BMBdul0o

https://youtu.be/YivkSpt70NMTrigger warning, obviously. (more…)

[My friend Peter Sheridan is a Los Angeles-based correspondent for British national newspapers. He has covered revolutions, civil wars, riots, wildfires, and Hollywood celebrity misdeeds for longer than he cares to remember. As part of his job, he must read all the weekly tabloids. For the past couple of years, he's been posting terrific weekly tabloid recaps on Facebook and has graciously given us permission to run them on Boing Boing. Enjoy! - Mark]George Clooney and Amal are headed for a "$220 million divorce," Lamar Odom's "suicide note" has been found, and Khloé Kardashian "breaks her silence."It's another fact-challenged week in the latest tabloids.Thankfully we have hard-hitting investigative reporters to tell us that Selena Gomez wore it best, Carrie Underwood's parents almost called her Stacy, Alanis Morisette carries dental floss in her handbag, and that the stars are just like us: they "text on the go," "share snacks," "take pictures" and "love to shop."I feel better just knowing that.So, what are the National Enquirer's "dark secrets that will destroy George & Amal"? Photos of Clooney's former E.R. co-star Noah Wyle giving George a kiss on the cheek. At a public movie premiere. Twenty years ago. And from the photos, George isn't even enjoying the playful peck. Two guys messing around for the cameras on a Hollywood red carpet two decades ago - sounds like grounds for divorce for me.Has Khloé Kardashian broken her silence as People magazine's cover claims? Read the small print, and you learn that she gave the interview "just hours before Lamar Odom was found unconscious." So she couldn't even begin to comment on a tragedy which hadn't yet occurred. And she certainly hasn't broken her silence. Nice try, People.As for Lamar Odom's "suicide note," it's more rambling and disjointed than James Joyce after a couple of bottles of Irish whisky.Here it is, in all seriousness: "they doing as in Mid-town in Broad day. "To a popular face light-skinned, un popular by demand, dark skinned, olive toned, Mexican or other of ****** and everybody put em up."Yep, that's a suicide note if I ever saw one. What's more, the geniuses at the Enquirer found "relationship expert to the stars Dr Gilda Carlie" to explain: "the term 'un popular by demand' refers to his marriage to Khloé Kardashian, which had imploded - and how the Kardashians were still destroying him!"Well, that's obvious once it's pointed out, isn't it?I couldn't make this up if I tried.Onwards and downwards . . .

Postmodern Jukebox covers Red Hot Chili Peppers' 1991 hit, "Give It Away."

I've been following news about a company called Steorn for many years now. They claim to have developed a technology that generates more energy than it consumes. Every time they've had a public demonstration, it doesn't work. I'm not surprised.I thought they'd given up, but they are back. And they have a new video, which appears to be a webinar for investors. The person who runs a blog about Steorn has a good recap:Description of the Orbo PowerCube internals[Steorn CEO Shaun McCarthy] showed the internal components of a PowerCube, described how the energy generating Orbo power pack works, and even demonstrated the process of manufacturing a simple device of this kind.The Orbo battery (or power pack) is made up of three components: two dissimilar magnets and a layer of chemical gel that sits between them. The two magnets can be in "basically any physical format." Shaun compares the resulting combination of components to a galvanic cell. However, in a galvanic cell, the chemical agent would be chemically eroding the other components; but in the Orbo battery, the chemical layer is completely inert and has no chemical interactions with the magnets.The process of producing an Orbo battery involves taking these three layers, two dissimilar magnets separated by a chemical (the formula of which is "not that simple"), heating them up to just beyond melting point, and then very slowly cooling them, which allows them to retain an electric field. The result is that permanent electric fields are "frozen" into the two magnets. These two electric fields then interact with one another to generate an electric current, in a way that is analogous to how the magnetic fields in the "classic" perpetual motion machine Orbo interacted with one another to generate force. The electric fields frozen into the magnets work in a way that parallels the frozen magnetic fields of permanent magnets. The term for a device with this sort of permanently frozen electric field is "electret", a portmanteau of "electric" and "magnet".Shaun states that when polarized the right way, "what you end up with is something that is positive and negative." "It doesn't matter what you do to me, I will always polarize." The Orbo battery is thus an electric field version of the original magnetic Orbo. "So it is consistent, similar, and in many ways an incredibly simple piece of technology."According to Shaun, Steorn's first battery prototypes were built approximately 2 years ago, and are still outputting power 24/7. Shaun says, "we know theoretically these materials will hold an electric field for circa 800 years."

The jewelry looks just as good as these pieces but their production doesn't harm any octopuses; they're made from high-quality Sterling and the rings come with three different finishes. The earrings are $20 and are through-the-ear/wrap around; the $40 rings can be easily adjusted for different-sized fingers. Both get top marks from reviewers.

New Mexico Second Circuit Court Judge Christina Argyres told an 18-year-old first time offender who'd pleaded guilty to burglary that she would grant him probation because if he went to prison he'd be "someone's bitch" and be "raped every day." (more…)

https://youtu.be/VZIK5g1n3igWhen I think of torture devices, my mind flashes back to Mel Brooks singing about The Inquisition in The History of the World, Part I.Others might focus on Italian horror films from the 1960s, where a spike piercing an eyeball seemed to be a favorite pastime. However, no matter how stout your character, or how un-squeamish you think you are, I dare you to watch this video and not squirm. There's nothing evil at work, though, just the clever use of a small device to help with ingrown toenails (and we all know how painful those little buggers are).

Forebears.io charts the worldwide prevalence of your surname and offers interesting stats on its distribution. [via]Pictured above is "Beschizza," which originates in northern Italy (allegedly a locally-assimilated Roma name, it has splendid connotations in German of crappiness and drunkenness, a la "shitfaced" or, more literally, "beshitted") but everyone went to Brazil and England about a century ago.

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If you opened a box of Quaker Oats in 1955, you'd find a deed to one square inch of land in northwestern Canada. (more…)

Reviews of the app-capable, Siri-equipped new Apple TV box are filtering in, and the consensus is that it's … OK.Walt Mossberg writes that it's a much "smarter" box, but one that lacks vision—and has UI flaws.I don’t know when, if ever, Apple will reinvent TV. But this isn’t the moment. I can say that, if I were buying a streaming box right now, this is the one I’d buy, if only for the promise of lots of apps.By making the set-top box a part of its giant app and services ecosystem, the company is moving Apple TV into a future that’s much broader and bigger than Roku’s or Amazon’s. And that makes the case. In effect, while it may not have reinvented all of TV, Apple has reinvented the streaming set-top box.The Wall Street Journal calls it "a giant iphone for your living room," though, and likes it a lot.Ultimately, the Apple TV’s advantage is that it isn’t tied to the idea of channels, live TV or even streaming. It’s the place where developers are able to do the most cool interactive stuff for the widest audience. There’s already a workout show on the Apple TV that’s smart enough to know if you’re really working out.The TV of the future needs to be as powerful and easy to use as an iPhone, and this Apple TV is the first box—and the first Apple TV—to achieve that.Siri is now present, but she's not the Siri you're used to. Nilay Patel likes the new box, but……limitations are everywhere. Only a small handful of apps work with Siri search right now — iTunes, Netflix, Hulu, HBO, and Showtime — so finding something in, say, the ESPN or CBS apps isn’t possible. Siri can’t find you a funny YouTube video, which seems like a shame. Tim Cook says a Siri search API is coming, but I get the feeling Apple wants Siri search to be a differentiator for the more premium services, so we’ll see how wide open that API is when it gets here.Rounding up the competition, CNET provides all the details you could ever want on what you can watch on each box.The New York Times' Brian X. Chen reports "a plethora of innovations." Of the options, available, it's his favorite, but here comes the "but…"… there are some weaknesses.Setting it up can be tedious. When you install streaming apps like Hulu and Netflix from the App Store, you type in your login credentials by swiping left and right with the remote to select letters of the alphabet one at a time — you have no option to do this by speaking into the microphone or using a keyboard on a smartphone.The Apple TV may also not be the best streaming device for everyone because of one missing feature: the ability to stream content available in Ultra HD 4K TV, the latest high-definition resolution supported by some of the newest TV sets.Apple TV is $149 for the 32GB version, and $199 for the 64GB model.

Halloween is almost upon us; apropos of the season, here’s a tale of terror in a Manhattan movie theater, and a horror film that changed cinema. Living in New York City in my 20s, I was one of those geeks who saw a helluva lot of movies on opening day, back when you had to wait in line for an hour in order to make sure you actually got into the theater. Benefits? I saw the cut scene at the end of The Shining where Shelly Duval is in the hospital; saw Heaven’s Gate twice at its full length before it got the chop; saw At Long Last Love before it got the chop; and so on. As an aside, I saw E.T. on opening day on June 11, 1982. Yuck … thought it was a bucket of emotional diarrhea for kids. A genuinely awful movie that was beloved by many, and why that is so remains a complete mystery to me, even today. It’s just bleh.Also saw lots of films previewed before they were released, including a completely different cut of Capricorn One that was almost an hour longer than the final edit. These types of previews were always “blind” — you never knew what film you were going to see. However, the rumor got around that a new film by John Carpenter was going to preview at the Kips Bay Cinema on Second Avenue at midnight on June 24, 1982. Before the Internet, there were only rumors, but the dedicated knew it was a pretty good bet that it was going to be his remake of John Campbell’s novella Who Goes There? previously filmed — and deemed a classic — by Howard Hawks as The Thing from Another World. (I know that the film lists Christian Nyby as director, but I don’t believe it.) So, standing online outside the Kips Bay for about two hours, there was great anticipation. Sometimes these “sneak peeks” turned out to be films that were so bad they never got released. I saw one of these at the Sutton Place theater on 57th street; the only thing I remember is that Mel Tormé came in after the lights went down and sat next to me. The Howling and American Werewolf in London had come out the preceding year, and both seemingly broke new ground in showing visible transformations with skin stretching and breaking apart, the work of Rob Bottin and Rick Baker. Actually visible transformations from man to monster were seen in cinema back in 1931 when Freddie March (the only artist to win an Oscar for Best Actor in a horror film until Anthony Hopkins in 1991’s Silence of the Lambs) visibly “morphed” from Dr. Jekyll into Mr. Hyde by using various colors of makeup that appeared to change when filters were applied to the lens of the camera. It was amazing then and still equally so now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN4Di8DEPf8But “now” in 1981 meant more, and both werewolf movies showed audiences monstrous transformations of a type never before seen. But in their own way they were conventional, and expected as part of the narrative in a movie about werewolves. The Thing was something entirely different.Midnight on June 24 and we’re all sitting in the theater. It’s a little warm and damp (the Kips Bay didn’t have the best air-conditioning). The Thing starts. It had been 9 years since The Exorcist scared the living shit out of audiences in New York and sent people fleeing into the street. Really … up the aisle and out the door at full gallop. You would think that people had calmed down a bit since then.No.The tone of The Thing is one of isolation and dread from the moment it starts. By the time our guys go to the Norwegian outpost and find a monstrous steaming corpse with two merged faces pulling in opposite directions the audience is shifting in their seats. Next comes the dog that splits open with bloody tentacles flying in all directions. The women are covering their eyes. Various bits of mayhem and horror ensue until eventually one of the characters (the innocuously named “Norris”) has a heart attack. The doctor brings his hands down to defibrillate him, whereupon Norris’s chest bursts open revealing an enormous toothed maw which promptly chomps the doctor’s arms off (stumps and blood squirting everywhere). And now people are screaming. And not in the pleasant way they did at Dawn of the Dead where the crowd would chant “Eat ‘em up!” every time a zombie bit someone. THIS was something no one had ever seen before, and it was revolting and terrifying. And then it got even better.Since the “thing” can transmute itself into any type of being, Norris’s head starts stretching and eventually tears itself off his body before lowering itself to the floor by its tongue. Then spider legs sprout out of the head (along with a pair of eyes) and it scampers away. There was pandemonium in the theater—you can’t imagine the screaming, and then someone vomited, followed by several others as the smell started wafting through the theater. People ran for the doors. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjIXwkX1e48Many of us stayed dead still like our asses were nailed to the seats, slack-jawed. Exactly what you want from a horror film.And the movie got better still.Except that it was a failure at the box office and attacked by the critics. Much like Blade Runner (ironically released on the same day), time has been kind to The Thing and it is now recognized for the morbid masterpiece of wretched existential horror that it is. It is the anti-E.T. Nothing to feel good about here, folks.And the greatest thing of all is that no one expected it. The trailers gave little away in advance and it showed us things which no one had seen before. There was genuine terror in the theater that night. Social media, YouTube, and bit torrent sites have robbed us of the overwhelming terror of the unexpected.Why am I telling you this, aside from the fact that, like Coleridge’s Ancient Mariner I am doomed to repeat the vomit-tainted tale? Because on Halloween you really must turn off your cellphone after the trick or treaters have gone, let’s say about 10 pm, and pop in the blu-ray of The Thing and watch it in hi-def on your TV. Turn off all the lights and turn up the sound.No pee breaks. No pausing for snacks. No conversation. Just keep your ass nailed to the couch if you can … it’s worth it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7t-919Ec9U

Silicon Valley angel Ron Conway told the CEOs of his investments who to vote for, and instructed them to pass the picks to their workers. (more…)

Frequent Boing Boing contributor Bill Barol has a new podcast, called Home: Stories from L.A., and it's about the concept of "home." Within his broad definition of the word, Bill reports on stories about interesting people in Los Angeles. It's well produced and fascinating. The first episode is called "The House on the Hill." (more…)

A lesbian couple were arrested after kissing in a grocery store, and now the Hawaii cop who targeted them is the target of a lawsuit.The Honolulu Police Department has also opened an internal investigation into the conduct of officer Bobby Harrison, who allegedly punched one of the women in the face after they ignored his objections to their public display of affection.Courtney Wilson and Taylor Guerrero were taken into custody in March after the incident, at a Foodland store on Oahu's North Shore. They were charged with felony assault on an officer and spent three days in jail. The charges were dropped after five month in which the women were forced to remain on the islands.Foodland apologized to the women, according to their Honolulu attorney Eric Seitz, but did not otherwise comment on the lawsuit. Store staff reportedly helped the officer, who was in uniform but off-duty, restrain the women during the encounter.According to the lawsuit, Harrison saw the women kissing and "in a loud voice, ordered plaintiffs to stop and 'take it somewhere else.'" Though the women walked away, Harrison followed them and "ordered Plaintiffs to stop, and threatened to have them thrown out of the store."In the checkout line, according to the lawsuit, Harrison told them they were trespassing, and ordered them to "move out of the cashier line." Wilson started to call 911, but Harrison grabbed Wilson by the wrist to prevent her doing so and told them "you girls don't know how to act." When Guerrero tried to separate the two, she told reporters, Harrison shoved her then punched her in the face. A Hawaii News Now report says Foodland staff helped Harrison zip-tie the women.The women said Foodland employees were then instructed to hold them down until someone found zip ties."They took us down to the basement of Foodland where they continued to harass us about our conduct in the store, asking us if it was worth it, if we were happy where we are," Wilson said. "We were just shocked that it all happened." …Wilson also told reporters that she was denied medical treatment at the scene and after she was arrested. Pictures of her injuries weren't taken until two days after the assault.Police at first told the Associated Press they would not comment on the pending litigation, but soon announced the internal investigation. Harrison, reportedly a 26-year veteran, remains on full active duty.

Lisa Rein writes, "While the San Francisco Aaron Swartz International Hackathon is going on downstairs at the Internet Archive, we're having a little privacy-enabling mini-conference upstairs." (more…)

I've written about my enthusiasm for melamine sponges before. I used one on Sunday to remove some stubborn rust stains from a plastic table. They are amazing tools. Right now, Amazon is selling a 4-pack of Mr. Clean Extra Power Magic Erasers for $2.23 when you use click "Clip This Coupon" on the product page.

Out of the Abyss, the new mega-adventure for Dungeons and Dragons, came out in September. It’s part of the Rage of Demons multi-product launch, which includes board and video games, novels and an officially sanctioned “play season,” all tied to the same storyline.It’s probably the best adventure we’ve yet seen for the new edition of D&D, improving in many ways upon Princes of the Apocalypse, the previous adventure release, which in itself was a marked improvement over the Tyranny of Dragons story. While Tyranny suffered from railroading, Princes of the Apocalypse compensated by laying out a large sandbox-style world composed almost fully of hack-and-slash dungeon crawl, with a few side treks for breaks — kind of like a 16-bit Final Fantasy game, not that that’s bad!Out of the Abyss, which was created as a collaboration with independent games company Green Ronin Publishing, looks to be the first adventure that truly gets the play balance right. There’s dungeon crawl galore, but there’s also a compelling, over-arching plotline, with lots of atmosphere and role-playing opportunities. Whereas the previous two campaigns felt like old-school D&D adventures, Out of the Abyss feels a lot more cinematic and maintains an actual story arc with rising tension and plot development rather than just a series of progressively harder dungeons. It’s a lot like the R. A. Salvatore novels that the campaign draws inspiration from (Salvatore’s characters Drizzt Do’Urden and Bruenor Battlehammer make appearances in the book and related media; Salvatore also wrote novels that tie into the Rage of Demons storyline).Escape From the UnderdarkFor prospective DMs, I’ll lay out the basic plot arc of the campaign below. Obviously, spoilers ahead; don’t read this section if you’re planning on playing Out of the Abyss as a PC at any time.The campaign opens with your freshly-created Level 1 characters waking up in cages, been captured by the drow, taken into the Underdark (the vast underground world that lays below the Forgotten Realms, inhabited by duergar, deep gnomes, mind flayers and all kind of other underground critters) and stuck in slave pens. Because this is D&D, they’re all being lorded over by a drow dominatrix, that torments the characters with a whip made of Cthulhoid tentacles, a hentai-and-“Gor” stereotype that will surely be a hit on 4chan.org/tg/. The characters are imprisoned along with a whopping ten NPCs — I say whopping because when the characters break free, the game recommends transferring control of all ten of them to the player characters themselves. In an average four-player game, that may mean that PCs are managing three to four characters apiece (including their own) for the first seven chapters of the adventure.For a benchmark, in my current 5th edition D&D game, we have six players controlling one character each (their own), and it’s already getting frustrating, because each player has to wait a long time for their turn. Escalate this to each player having to manage three characters, and good luck keeping people away from their phones. The alternative is to have the DM manage the glut of NPCs, but then the DM is overburdened with a tedious and time-consuming task, and the players will still be waiting forever for their turn. The adventure recommends having PCs simply decide what the NPCs are doing, with the DM having final say; additionally, multiple of the NPCs may die, get lost or betray the party. Still, that’s a lot of extra paperwork, which a wise DM may want to modify in the interest of game enjoyment.After the characters escape their pens, they find themselves lost deep in the Underdark, and now must spend the majority of the campaign trying to find their way out. It’s equal parts “Alice in Wonderland” and “Diablo,” and players can expect to be confronted with strange fungi, hook horrors, gnolls, derro, undead, kuo-toa, duergar, myconids, oozes, slimes, gelatinous cubes and the rest of the Underdark denizens from the Monster Manual, all the while being relentlessly pursued by their dominatrix-led drow captors. Along the way, they’ll encounter some wonderfully imaginative settings, from duergar cities to underground lakes. This initial story arc comes to an end at Chapter 7, as the player characters confront their drow pursuers and escape to the surface world. This conveniently splits the adventure into two halves. The second arc picks up three months later, when the characters are summoned by Bruenor Battlehammer to explain what they’ve seen in the Underdark, and then return underground once again to face a new threat: A drow sorcerer has opened a dark portal that the Demon Lords have been pouring through. (For those old enough to remember: Yep, those are the very same Demon Lords from the first edition Monster Manual. The ones that helped provoke the 1980s Satanic Panic.)By the time your group completes the session — if they survive, that is, as this has been hyped as “D&D on hard mode” — they’ll have outlived the worst the Underdark has to throw at them, plus toed off with the worst fiends in the Multiverse. And it should all have held together as a single, satisfying story — the equivalent of an enjoyable graphic novel series or a TV show binge-watch on Netflix, but actively created and enjoyed with your friends. And that’s what I love most about role-playing games.Quibbles & QuipsOverall, I’m very, very happy with the job that Wizards of the Coast is doing—not just with the new edition of Dungeons & Dragons, but with pushing D&D into mainstream culture. (I wrote about the new edition of D&D here.)In the context of that broader enthusiasm — as well as in the context of thinking this is the best D&D 5e adventure yet — I do have a few comments on Out of the Abyss, beyond my previous note about NPC glut.Most noticeably, while the actual artwork in the book is quite good, a lot of it has been very, very poorly laid out: Blurry, unlinked Photoshop work, with bad clipping paths around images that look like they were stuck in last minute in a rush job by an intern using Adobe Creative Suite for the first time ever. That’s unfortunate for such a quality product with such a gigantic and expensive marketing push behind it. RPG books have always suffered from sloppy design, but this is an embarrassment, particularly as it’s a core release in the flagship line of the industry’s biggest company. On the other hand, the players need never see the art, so this will only annoy the actual purchaser of the book. But annoy it will.My second comment is not a criticism but an open suggestion to Wizards of the Coast, if I may wear my professional marketer hat (psst, I’m on LinkedIn). I’m assuming that WotC has clear business analytics on who’s buying their product, but I’m wondering how clear their data is on how people are playing D&D, and how much of RPG adventure design is simply inherited thinking from the 1980s and 90s. Either through surveys, or possibly partnering with Roll20, I think WotC needs to get some clear data on how D&D is played in 2015, and to start tailoring adventures to the average play session. My guess is that people may well want adventures structured in shorter, punchier segments with a quick challenge/reward cycle.Case in point: Back in junior high and high school, my friends and I could afford the time to play long adventures all night, pausing only for Pop-Tarts, watching “Heavy Metal” on VHS, and dueling each other with hand-made foam axes. We didn’t have responsibilities or girlfriends. These days, carving out D&D time is hard — with jobs, relationships, marriages, children and community activities to contend with, getting a group to commit to just four hours a week of D&D time on Roll20 takes considerable effort. That means that we can start to lose steam on adventures that are clearly meant to be played in long sessions on a regular schedule, and even with an experienced and mature group of players, it may take up to a month to complete a single chapter.I also have no idea if D&D’s current target market is young people, or people my age. If RPGs are anything like the comic book industry, their core audience may still be people who aged along with their product and never grew out of it, while the younger demographic the product is theoretically designed for tends to stay away.Visiting San Francisco last month, however, one of the first things I saw driving into town was a ten-year-old girl walking with her dad, carrying the 5th edition Player’s Handbook — what is this Age of Enlightenment??? And while that may wall be more indicative of Bay Area culture than American culture in general, it was still a clear sign of how much traction the new D&D is getting. Wizards of the Coast is really pushing the idea of D&D adventures as cultural events, and opening the social experience RPGs can provide to as many people as possible, making the game inclusive instead of frightening and arcane. As D&D lead designer Chris Perkins said in a recent VICE interview, “Geek culture and nerd culture is now just culture.” That’s actually the most succinct, clear description I’ve seen of the overall cultural changes America has been through over the last two decades.In that context, I suspect that RPGs may again become vitally important in our culture, particularly when people realize that they can be a non-threatening way of taking breaks from the electronic communication blizzard. Traditional RPGs are easier than meditation, less strenuous than hiking, and less expensive than socializing over drinks or food—making them, potentially, one of our best sanctuaries from our own culture.Follow me for epic Inspiration. @jasonlouv

A plagiarist was caught after eagle-eyed readers spotted the novel Coming Home Texas was nearly identical to My Kind of Trouble, by New York Times bestseller Becky McGraw.Author Laura Harner's trick, allegedly, was to change a heterosexual romance to a gay male one—hoping, perhaps, that the lack of overlap between the two audiences would be enough to escape notice. In the age of book search, though, that's not how these things go down: despite changing words, ages, names and descriptors, even the most superficial comparison demonstrates the lifting. In one scene, "Since she’d gotten the call from Imelda, the closest thing to a mother that Cassie had known since her own mother died when she was ten" becomes "Since he’d gotten the call from Isabella – the closest thing to a mother that he’d known since his own mom died when he was nine." The Guardian's Alison Flood reports that legal action is pending, and that the plagiarist has admitted mistakes were made. The astonishing speed at which Harner's novels are published suggests many more of them may have been made.“Her book was almost a word-for-word, scene-for-scene duplication of my book, except the characters’ names had been changed, and short M/M love scenes had been inserted,” said McGraw. “The only scene she didn’t include was the epilogue, which couldn’t be altered to an M/M scene. It involved the heroine in labour and the hero having sympathetic labour pains.”In a better world, we learned of this because the final birth scene had remained in the plagiarized M/M version of the story. This would also have been the best plagiarized book ever—and, perhaps, the best book ever.

A few weeks ago I was on a plane flying to Oakland and the guy sitting next to recognized me. He told me he liked Boing Boing and, after chatting with him for a while, I learned that his name is Woodrow White and that he's the son of cartoonist Mimi Pond and painter Wayne White. I'm a big fan of both his parents, and in fact I interviewed Mimi for an episode of Gweek.Woodrow is an excellent artist himself, and he told me I could feature some of his work here on Boing Boing. Enjoy!

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See more photos at Wink Fun.A cream pie in the face! It’s an ageless slapstick comedy routine that is also the inspiration for Hasbro’s Pie Face Game. Thanks in part to a viral video that’s making its rounds on social media, this equally ageless game is destined to be a hit this holiday season. Pie Face is as easy as pie to setup and play, although clean-up will be required. To get started, players attach the purple Chin Rest and Splash Card Mask to the Pie Thrower base, which comprises two handles and a throwing arm in the shape of a hand. After setting the throwing arm in place, you add the pièce de résistance: a dollop of whipped cream from your kitchen.The rules of the game dictate that the youngest player goes first. A numbered spinner determines how many times a player must turn the handles of the pie thrower. Each player then places his or her chin on the Chin Rest with face protruding through the opening in the splash card (which is thankfully made of laminated, washable plastic). A point is awarded for each successful click of the handle that does NOT result in the player getting a face full of whipped cream. If a player completes a turn without getting hit, the points double. For the faint of heart, partial turns are allowed. For example, if a player spins a 4, he or she may elect to turn the handle only 2 times. But, this strategy comes with a price: you can’t score double points.As you might expect, getting “pie-faced” results in a round of laughter by your opponents and no points added to your running tally. The first player to 25 points is declared the winner (and, in my house, is absolved of cleanup duty.)One final note: Pie Face also comes with a small sponge that can be wet and used as a whipped cream alternative. But where’s the fun in that?!?– Todd CopeePie Face GameHasbroAges 5 and up, 2 or more players$18 Buy a copy on Amazon

Dave Maass from the Electronic Frontier Foundation writes, "Earlier this year, security researcher John Matherly alerted us to potentially massive vulnerabilities in a certain vendor's automated license plate reader systems. We dug into the data and found that, sure enough, hundreds of LPR systems were potentially vulnerable, with many openly accessible online." (more…)