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Just don't ask him to explain cryptography... "Why is Jeremy Paxman at Infosec?” more than one person wondered, as Newsnight's former rottweiler-in-chief took the stage to deliver the morning's keynote.…

Official bug notice? Sure, but not before I get cred and LOLs More than three-quarters of vulnerabilities are publicly reported online before National Vulnerability Database publication.…

'Tightened' travel, meals, catering policies the new norm A six-month squeeze on staff travel expenses and meal allowances are among the measures Hewlett Packard Enterprise is using to lop up to $300m off its operating costs.…

And it's not just a question of money, either Britain has a long-term health problem: Britons are living longer with conditions that would previously have killed them. This is obviously great for the people concerned, but not for the government, which is on the hook for most of the nation’s healthcare costs.…

Crappy software everywhere means we face a world of pain Governments are poised to intervene over the security of IoT devices, as the industry has so far failed to self-regulate, infosec guru Bruce Schneier has said.…

Amateur spy-watcher plots path to USA 276's fly-by For a little while earlier this month, astronauts on the International Space Station had a spooky companion: a spy satellite that circled just outside the its “danger zone”.…

Prof hits out at looming regulations Analysis Opposition is growing over demands that digital forensics labs comply with ISO 17025 – an international checklist for laboratory testing.…

… until now, when it decided a bit of security is a fine idea Running a virtual machine in the cloud without a firewall sounds a bit nutty, right? Because security.…

Have you seen Arkit? Is someone channeling Oasis? Apple's most significant announcement at its Worldwide Developers Conference was not its vaporware HomePod speaker. Rather it was ARKit, an iOS framework for placing digital graphics into mobile device camera scenes while taxing batteries.…

That's 100,000 years older than the last fossil find Pics It's a double-whammy discovery for fossil enthusiasts this week. Two groups of scientists have reportedly found the world's oldest known remains of Homo sapiens – and a really old mushroom.…

'Stressed fibre optical cabling' crashed 3PAR box, then wide-striped disks went kaput The HPE 3PAR SANs that twice failed at the Australian Taxation Office had warned of outages for months, but HPE decided the arrays were in no danger of major failure. Combined with decisions to place the SANs' recovery software was on the SANs themselves, and HPE's configuration of the SANs for speed, not resilience, the failures proved difficult to recover from even if no data was lost.…

We're fine. You might not be as Turla espionage-ware uses Britney's Instagram for evil The malware scum behind the ongoing Turla campaign have been spotted experimenting with Instagram accounts as a C&C channel.…

Hands up anyone who tests what they stick their labels on. Anyone? We thought not The Internet of Things got just a lot worse, with F-Secure unravelling eighteen vulnerabilities in IP cameras from Chinese vendor Foscam.…

Boris and the Chocolate Factory, with murder, extortion, bootlegging, bribery on the side US law enforcement agencies on Wednesday unsealed charges against a large-scale Russian criminal syndicate, laying charges against 33 individuals with some pretty startling sidelines.…

Platinum attack spotted in Asia, needs admin credentials Microsoft is warning against a new way to exploit Intel's Active Management Technology, this time to pass messages between infected machines over business LANs.…

Just close your eyes, be at peace, and visualize Waymo's lawyers kicking your ass Uber boss Travis Kalanick is once again making headlines – this time for taking over a designated employee lactation room to use for meditation.…

Outlook now bleak for out-of-pocket contractors, especially those owed Superannuation A receiver has been appointed to mop up fallen payroll-for-contractors outfit Plutus Payroll.…

Doubt it'll stop him, though The number of H‑1B visas requested by Indian outsourcing companies has dropped dramatically, but not for the reasons you might think.…

Pro tip: Frontier is West Virginia's largest broadband ISP "I bet you that cost me my job," West Virginia Senate president, Republican Mitch Carmichael, jokingly told colleagues in April when he voted for a new measure that would expand broadband competition in his state.…

Meg Whitman doesn't have time for work-at-home slackers HPE Discover Chalk up Hewlett Packard Enterprise as being among the crop of tech giants demanding workers clock in at an office every day.…

Bullsh*t sandwiches all 'round Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) blew a fuse Wednesday morning when his years-long effort to get American intelligence services to say how many US citizens have been sucked into a foreign spying program was dismissed out of hand.…

Two sons get suspended sentences, daughter cleared If chef Gordon Ramsay reprises his TV series Gordon Behind Bars, he could see a familiar face – after his father-in-law was sentenced to six months in jail on hacking charges.…

Two sons get suspended sentences, daughter cleared If chef Gordon Ramsey reprises his TV series Gordon Behind Bars, he could see a familiar face – after his father-in-law was sentenced to six months in jail on hacking charges.…

Arbitrary exes, no, but friendlier rules for dev tools Analysis In conjunction with the commencement of its Worldwide Developer Conference and the release of developer builds of planned operating system updates, Apple has revised its Developer Program license agreement, for better or worse.…

Tesla bigwig hints at music algorithms and other assorted nuggets at shareholder meeting Tesla might turn tastemaker, CEO Elon Musk let slip yesterday at the annual shareholders meeting, suggesting that the company may move into music "matching algorithms".…

Ks Clean: Run and install: OK, OK or, er, OK? A malicious Android app that downloads itself from advertisements posted on forums strongly resists removal, security firm Zscaler warns.…

Grants of up to £100k to figure out implications of big data, blockchain The UK's data watchdog is offering up to £100,000 for projects looking at how emergent tech affects information rights, saying that practical research "needs a stronger voice".…

AR doesn't qualify for free speech protection Analysis In the blue corner: Candy Lab, a maker of augmented reality games, which doesn't want people banned from playing its distractions in public places.…

NXP acquisition part of IoT push, say market-watchers Analysis The $39bn acquisition of Dutch chip company NXP is central to Qualcomm's strategy to expand its Internet of Things and connected car activities, getting to scale more quickly than it could through in-house developments alone, even with its renowned engineering teams. But it may face obstacles in the European Union, according to Reuters reports.…

Only Dell EMC manages to expand its waistline in Q1 Sales stats for the server market are out for the first three months of the year and they are bad – bad meaning bad, not bad meaning good.…

Former spymaster Stella Rimington on cyber espionage, terrorism and more Former MI5 boss Stella Rimington says complex communications "make it very difficult for our intelligence services" to keep pace against "hideous ideologies" whose sole aim is to kill, while cyber espionage is something "no one really knows effectively how to deal with".…

Demand outstripping supply ahead of GDPR... and, hot damn, those salaries The General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) will force European organisations to expand their cyber workforce, causing demand to outstrip the supply of expertise.…

Waiting for the next industrial revolution. Still waiting... Mountains of cash keep pouring into the titans of big data despite the world's inability to do much of value with their software.…

Donors' money funds outgoing managers' nest eggs The Wikimedia Foundation (WMF) recently released a Form 990 for its 2015-2016 financial year. Once again, the foundation took almost a full year to do so rather than the standard five months.…

An HPC boffin predicts system trends HPC Blog Dratted laws of physics. Cranking up frequencies is difficult due to leakages from ever smaller guard rails on the electron highways inside the processor. You have to jack up the power to make sure the instructions make it through, which leads to thermal problems.…

EGNOS overlay service's HQ refresh will ensure GPS accuracy to three metres The European Space Agency has announced plans to upgrade the European Geostationary Navigation Overlay Service (EGNOS).…

Reveals candidate European routes, two tunnels under the Med, under under Baltic Sea Hyperloop One, the company trying to commercialise the train-in-a-vacuum-tube tech proposed by Elon Musk, has unveiled its proposed European routes.…

Czech boffins say source of Tunguska event has new asteroid-sized bits to watch The regular and often-unspectacular Taurid meteor shower has a dangerous side, with Czech boffins warning it's a likely source of dangerous debris.…

System Center app monitoring wouldn't play nice with .Net and still doesn't after 78 days Back in March Microsoft warned that “The [Application Performance Monitoring] APM feature in SCOM 2016 Agent may cause a crash for the IIS Application Pool running under .NET 2.0 runtime.” IIS Application Pools improve the reliability of web applications.…

Former director of National Intelligence James Clapper has no doubt who hacked the Dems and spread fake news James Clapper, US Director of National Intelligence under president Barack Obama, has used a speech in Australia to unload on US president Donald Trump and on Russia.…

vRealize refresh sees Virtzilla play nice with Puppet, AWS and Azure VMware's forthcoming “Cross-Cloud Architecture” will be its big effort to manage workloads and resources across any on-premises or cloudy stack. But it's not due to debut for a month or three and when it lands will embrace Virtzilla vRealize range of management and orchestration products. And as it happens that range has just received its bi-annual refresh, revealing a few hybrid-cloud-wrangling features that hint at how Cross-cloud will evolve.…

What you need to know, HPC competitors HPC Blog Some people are afraid of public speaking, others fear spiders or snakes. Still others fear having to put together and benchmark high performance computing clusters in front of thousands of spectators and a worldwide audience of millions online.…

Agents that don't wait for polling Cumulus Networks reckons netadmins need more than ping and traceroute to understand large-scale data centre networks, and is hoping its NetQ offering will fill that role.…

Intelligence Committee member says Russian hacked lots of US States, some don't know it yet The strange tale of former NSA contractor Reality Winner just got stranger, after a US senator alleged the information she leaked about Russian hacking under-stated the extent of Russia's activities.…

Search warrants can crack crypto are reasonable, says PM's infosec advisor Australia has joined the list of countries whose politicians hope to crack encryption by fiat, with the nation's attorney-general George Brandis saying he’s going to take the government’s concerns to “Five Eyes” partners the USA, UK, New Zealand Canada.…

What's a Do-Not-Call list? An eight-year investigation into Dish Networks, a direct-broadcast satellite service provider, resulted Monday in the largest fine ever levied for privacy invasion, with Dish facing a $280m bill.…

Spoilers: Kalanick still CEO Updated Uber has told its 12,000-plus employees it's sacked more than 20 staff after investigating harassment at the San Francisco startup.…

Hope he enjoyed the extradition flight – it'll be his last for a while A hacker who screwed airlines out of millions of dollars was jailed on Monday for four years and ten months.…

Bet his mum's going to be livid Japanese cops have, for the first time ever, arrested a ransomware maker – a teenage tearaway.…

'Anomaly' drained my bank account, techie complains Updated An eBay staffer says her bank account was wiped out and her rent check bounced – after the New York hotel she stayed in started charging other guests' reservations to her card.…